Vroom Vroom Brrrrrrrrrrrt - A thread for fictional tanks and tankers that you like
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that...that little gust my dear....you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff.....sniff...ah....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor....sniff sniff...hmmm....is that....sniff....hmmm....I can almost taste it my dear.....yes....just...sniff....a little whiff more if you please.....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff...ah yes I have it now....yes quite....hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear.....quite exquisite yes.....I dare say...sniff....the most pungent one yet my dear....ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff....yes....
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that...that little gust my dear....you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff.....sniff...ah....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor....sniff sniff...hmmm....is that....sniff....hmmm....I can almost taste it my dear.....yes....just...sniff....a little whiff more if you please.....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff...ah yes I have it now....yes quite....hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear.....quite exquisite yes.....I dare say...sniff....the most pungent one yet my dear....ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff....yes....
DumbDude42
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Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster - Wikipedia
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basically they wanted to make a tank big enough to carry this gigantic railway artillery gun around:
never left the drawing board though, too absurd and impossible to realistically build IRL
Panzer vor!
Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster - Wikipedia
basically they wanted to make a tank big enough to carry this gigantic railway artillery gun around:
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never left the drawing board though, too absurd and impossible to realistically build IRL
Oh what could've been.
I heard the Japanese tanks were bad, but I didn't realize they left their crew's heads completely exposed
Samson Pumpkin Jr.
kiwifarms.net
believe it or not, this was a real tank the Germans used in the great war. No joke.
Oh yeah, the A7V Funtserwagen.
They were supposed to be deployed from the A7V if I remember correctly?
Well, they were never REALLY used since they sucked massive dick and you couldn't really fit 6 of them into that WWI abomination. Would love to see a team of these in action though. Can you imagine these things cruising down the battlefield, gunning down grunts like some weird Mad Max movie?
User names must be unique
kiwifarms.net
Air dropable bong tank destroyer prototype, I just like the name Contentious.
You're talking tonks. ... Tonks.
I give you tonks.
Schrek, Ontos from Battletech then so much more.
Autism, awaaaaaay~!
I give you tonks.
Schrek, Ontos from Battletech then so much more.
Autism, awaaaaaay~!
this thread smells like colors and shapes
BOLOs. Sentient tanks in the tens of thousands of tons that later models were referred to as "Continental Siege Engines".
Hammer's Slammers, by David Drake, excellent book series.
Hammer's Slammers, by David Drake, excellent book series.
