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SIGSEGV

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that...that little gust my dear....you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff.....sniff...ah....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor....sniff sniff...hmmm....is that....sniff....hmmm....I can almost taste it my dear.....yes....just...sniff....a little whiff more if you please.....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff...ah yes I have it now....yes quite....hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear.....quite exquisite yes.....I dare say...sniff....the most pungent one yet my dear....ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff....yes....
 

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believe it or not, this was a real tank the Germans used in the great war. No joke.View attachment 1438080
Oh yeah, the A7V Funtserwagen.
They were supposed to be deployed from the A7V if I remember correctly?
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Well, they were never REALLY used since they sucked massive dick and you couldn't really fit 6 of them into that WWI abomination. Would love to see a team of these in action though. Can you imagine these things cruising down the battlefield, gunning down grunts like some weird Mad Max movie?
 

Jet Fuel Johnny

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BOLOs. Sentient tanks in the tens of thousands of tons that later models were referred to as "Continental Siege Engines".

Hammer's Slammers, by David Drake, excellent book series.
 
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