vulnerability (03/25/21) - Couldn't even do a full week of "Curvy Calories"

[Neko GF]

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[Hamberlard Raid]

CURVY CALORIES IS OVER?!

>constantly filmeen muh food thots is a new trigger for me
>idiotic and impulsive thought
>i jumped on the gun and made a f00l of mahself
>ppl MAKE FUN OF ME
>mental illness shameen
>vulnerubl shareen
>every1 hates mi

Classic LogicLynn:
>if I was skinner, people would treat me a lot better as fatphobia is why people hate me
>I lost 100 pounds last year, and people still hated me

PICK. ONE.

Hamberlard review: 10/10 INSTANT CLASSIC! She invokes Rain And Petals Eavesdrop, reaction channels, people criticizing her for her false suicide baiting, fat shameen, false outrage, and thoroughly deb00nks her entire narrative and thesis in under four fucking minutes!
Imagine writing a philsophical treatise thoroughly detailing and providing examples, quoting other philosophers, and citing hundreds of years of literature regarding a new, groundbreaking theorem only to disprove the preceding hundreds of thousands of words in a short, 50 word paragraph.
Amberlynn just did that.

Bravissima, porcellina!

Spoiler: FULL TRANSCRIPT

curvy calories was great in context
00:23
but constantly filming my food thoughts
00:25
is a new trigger for me
00:27
weight loss content sure but a daily
00:30
basis series
00:31
it's an idiotic impulsive thought i
00:34
actively jumped on the gun and made a
00:36
fool out of myself
00:38
yet again simply i'm not comfortable
00:41
being vulnerable
00:42
on camera anymore people take my
00:44
personal struggles and vulnerability
00:46
and create memes satire monetize
00:49
nitpicking reaction videos
00:51
and cruel jokes about unhealthy cycles
00:54
when in reality they are mental illness
00:56
shaming
00:57
my channel used to revolve around
00:59
vulnerable oversharing that only was the
01:01
number one ingredient
01:02
in what became an ambulant hate train i
01:06
have to realize that no matter what i do
01:08
hate will be the main focus in why
01:10
people watch me they say
01:12
i'll get less hate if i lose weight but
01:15
what happened last year when i was down
01:17
almost 100 pounds
01:18
and nothing changed my weight and
01:20
struggle should never determine how much
01:22
hate or negativity i receive
01:24
justifying cruelty with whether i'm on a
01:27
diet
01:27
or not is just more false outrage to
01:30
create the never-ending nightmare of
01:32
nasty comments
01:34
i'm judged no matter what i do how i
01:36
feel
01:37
or what i say i'm judged on what i wear
01:40
how i cook
01:41
and the way i walk i get it it's the
01:44
internet and everyone has an opinion
01:47
but that's just an excuse so people can
01:49
say how fat i am
01:51
there are videos made by people showing
01:52
nothing but body shots of me
01:54
or videos mocking me when i had suicidal
01:57
thoughts
01:58
this is somehow allowed when did
02:00
bullying become okay
02:02
they justify their actions by saying i
02:04
lie but yet there's never any proof
02:07
it is always assumptions rumors choices
02:10
in believing
02:11
or disbelieving one of the worst things
02:13
i went through was when i shared my
02:15
abuse story
02:16
and no one believed me i haven't been
02:19
the same since
02:20
my truth and my pain has resulted in the
02:22
biggest mistake i ever made during my
02:24
time on youtube
02:26
god i wish i could go back and start
02:27
over i do a lot of things differently
02:30
maybe not start youtube at all but
02:32
youtube is a priority for me now
02:35
and there's no turning back how i wish i
02:37
could change the narrative
02:39
and my ho how i have tried but
02:41
everything falls back to my past
02:43
between that and the unwanted fat
02:46
shaming on a daily basis
02:48
i feel like i'll never be okay again i
02:50
want to feel like i can be my authentic
02:52
self on youtube but i can't right now
02:54
it's easier to be judged when making
02:56
mediocre mooc bongs
02:57
and supposed horde halls than to be
03:00
judged for true
03:01
vulnerability tears struggles and the
03:04
darkness in my life
03:05
seems like when i need people the most
03:08
i'm pushed away harder
03:09
the more vulnerable i become the more
03:12
open i am
03:13
the more hate i receive which leads me
03:16
to never wanting to share anything ever
03:18
again
03:18
but it wouldn't matter i'm judged and
03:21
hated on no matter what
03:23
everything i do gets twisted into
03:25
something bad i don't want my mental
03:27
illness twisted
03:28
or my indecisiveness twisted any longer
03:31
i'm sick
03:32
i'm ill i'm not in control
03:37
but i am in control of this
03:40
my channel

 

[Mr Foster]

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This is almost impressively pathetic.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Aaaaaaand she's quit. Those darn pesky haters!

Also her herpes scab has its own postcode.

 

[Owlflaps]

tldw; she FUCKING FAILED because of haydurs. Dance, pig!

 

[Artificial Baits]

What's wrong with her eyebrows?

 

[daitygorl]

Her newfound mission to position herself within the fatphobia movement is particularly funny. If you'll go back to videos dating 2020, she's started inserting herself into a narrative that people hate her because she's fat. She has undoubtedly come across this rhetoric from other HAES influencers like LearningtoBeFearless (AlexandriaIreneRodrieguez). This is my least favorite version of amber.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Imagine my shock

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Rain and petals eavesdrop, I failed another 'diet'

 

[ADHD]

We already knew she quit. She let that one out of the bag the other day on her livestream. That being said, get a fucking life, Amber.

>if I was skinner, people would treat me a lot better as fatphobia is why people hate me

If she were skinnier, no one would pay any attention to her, because apart from having a circus freak body, Amber is boring. Quit yer crying and dance, piggy.

EDIT: This reminds me of the sequence in 2019 where she first suicide baited/clickbaited leaving YouTube, followed immediately by a video about how "i can't give up...". Nice try, Amber. Unfortunately for you, some of us can recognize a pattern and see you're just rehashing old shit because you've got no ideas left.

For those who missed these the first time around, here are the archives:

Spoiler: leaving youtube, Aug. 31, 2019

Spoiler: i can't give up, Sept 1,2019

 

[FatFuckingClown]

So she literally just trolled so hard. She fucking knew she wasn’t going to do it, and now she gets to bring up how her being fat is the only reason people criticize her?

Just really seems like she’s deathly allergic to accountability. She found a way to UberEats her cake and eat it, too.

 

[Chaos Is Me]

When is this from? On her IG stories yesterday, she said she had a video scheduled for the 25th, 27th and 29th. She definitely planned to quit Kurrvy Kaloriees from the very beginning.

God, that was painful. Why is she trying to make this so much deeper than it is. Fuck off Emolynn. Also, what's up with all the jump cuts. Either she can't read, she cut some parts out, or both.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

This is why Amber is fucking hilarious.

That being said, get a fucking life, Amber.

I would also like to suggest, get over yourself, Amber.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Did she literally just speed run the entire Amber cycle one step a day at a time? Because if she did that's the first time the terms "speed" or "run" could be applied to her since the 1990s.

 

[lonelygorl15]

More of the same trolling. She knows people don't just hate her because she's fat but because she's a fat, lying, bitchy, rude cunt that exploits her body for clicks. Her "woe is me" narrative is old and she needs to come up with a new trolleeen routine. I know Amberlynn isn't in the habit of keeping anything fresh but this is ridiculous.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

This show is boring and the head writer reuses the same plot twist over and over.
Someone change the channel.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Bravissimo, porcellina!
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*bravissimA

 

[Rust Lung]

Her speed of failure is accelerating at an alarming rate. We may no longer even be able to perceive it if she keeps this up.

 

[Snusmumriken]

How much bigger is that herp sore gonna get before we gotta name it? I vote “herpules”

 

[Captain Ahab]

“I lost 100 lbs and nothing changed.”

Impossible! Down to a dainty, near-anorexic 450 lbs and your life didn’t completely change? Men didn’t start checking you out? You weren’t thrown out of skinny bitch fashion stores for being too petite for their XXXS clothes? You didn’t run an ultramarathon without even training? How’s that possible? You’re a lah, girl. Say the truth that you reached peak human performance but were just too scared of that immense new power.