Skitzocow Wade Heineman / Wade Alan Heineman / fogzap1 - "I did have my 8-9 inch penis out in my home by myself today when I woke" schizo from Fairbank, Iowa

Mia Zapata's Ghost

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Meet Wade, a paranoid self-proclaimed "born naturally hetero male" currently residing in Fairbank, Iowa.
Wade is convinced he is being stalked by "frauds" who follow him every time he goes to the gas station, who allegedly edit his photos and edit security camera footage to make it look like he has a tiny dick, hack into his email to make it look like he's a stalker, hack into his social media and even his cellphone, and other such ventures. As such, he is constantly documenting where he is (usually home) and who he is with (nobody, ever) on all his social media.
Most importantly, he has a very long and thorough "Theory of the Universe" or what he calls "Space-Interaction theory", which he claims was then stolen by unkown "frauds". I've included it in a spoiler below.

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He posts multiple of these pictures all day.
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I'll let him introduce himself in his own words:



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I can't call, but if anyone wants to call and transcribe the voice message, I'd be honored. But for the love of god don't do anything dumb like trying to actually leave a voicemail.
nevermind apparently there's no message

Here, he kindly shares a bank statement with us.


He is also kind enough to put all of his obsessions on his facebook intro.

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Here's his batshit "Space-interaction theory" in case anyone's interested. This was obtained from his 2016 facebook but it's also available on his sites.
This was posted on my other sites last Friday. intuitivetimes.webs.com and intuitive-days.webnode.com
Copernicus was not a career astronomer or astro-physicist. He was an amateur. Laws of physics changed when Einstein brought forth his papers. Some of the most important when he was unemployed.
Space-interaction theory has evolved since early Fall last year. I have added new concepts to the initial framework. I have published and submitted papers as it has progressed - to various universities and other publications. The concepts actually began in my poetry (which is a language of thought just as mathematics and physics). They are just expressed in a different form. Here is the outline of my book 'Space-Interaction Theory - and the Ever-evolving Moment' which was recently finished. This is my life's work - thus far.
Introduction
Space-interaction theory begins with the simple premise of clarifying the meaning of 'time', and ends by redefining the universe and most of it's major theories, including Einstein's general relativity, Newton's laws of gravity, classic expansion theories, and the classic big bang theory. These are all still essential concepts and Space-Interaction theory builds upon them. This book attempts to conceptualize the difference between nature and consciousness - that there is a duality which necessitates two separate concepts of 'time'.
This theory provides alternate explanations for dark energy, dark matter, galaxy red-shift, the cosmic background radiation, the age of stars, galaxy clusters, quasars, black holes. It introduces new terms, such as 'collective gravity', 'compound gravity', 'the fog of space', the 'all-particle' view of the universe, and 'universal acceleration'. And finally, it emphasizes the 'ever-evolving moment' and the duality that exists between nature and consciousness.
Since consciousness (with its extensions of mathematics, physics, and language) has a different format for 'time' - than does nature - the two can never meet. The sciences study (records, fossils, documentation) of nature, things left behind after the ever-evolving moment.
I. 'Space-interaction theory and the ever-evolving moment of nature'
Space-Interaction theory begins with a simple premise of dividing time into 2 definitions, and ends by redefining the universe and it's major laws, including Einstein's general relativity and Newton's laws of gravity. It does not seek to destroy them - but rather absorbs them and redefines them at their ends. No person, including these men - as well as Aristotle, Galileo, Copernicus and anyone else, can be 100% correct - forever. 'Nature likes to hide' said Heraclites.
The word 'time' has been used to describe more than one concept. We have become confused with this multiple use of the word. It's important we clarify our use of the word, and understand what it really means in the context of both science and consciousness. Space-interaction theory divides 'time' into it's two true realities: A. the 'time' of science and the mind - which is the tic-toc of equations and predictions and B. The 'ever-evolving moment' of nature - which flows together without 'clicks'. The ever-evolving moment is the initial foundation of space-interaction theory. It is the original idea - on which everything else is built.
II. 'Model theory of space-interaction'
Space-Interaction theory claims that ‘Time’ - is not inherent in the physical world – that interaction of space-mass-energy takes place in a ‘dance’ of forces – in an ever-evolving moment. The fabric of the universe is the aggregate of these forces on space and mass-energy, explaining dark matter and dark energy. A new term I’ve named 'collective gravity' and compound gravity – applied by super-concentrated and spinning masses - has an enhanced effect on gravity (which exceeds Newton’s calculations) and other collective forces between objects of mass-energy (i.e. electro-magnetic forces) , creating a web-effect between objects within a galaxy. This 'web-effect' likely also works between galaxies, and between clusters of galaxies with a collective center of gravity.
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Some scientists postulate that both space and time disappear at the center of a black hole. However, space-interaction theory does not need to explain the disappearance of either. It is the center of mass of the black hole, and therefore, there is no tearing of the space-time fabric. Removing ‘Time’ from the physical reality cures this inability to explain the dynamics of the center of a black hole.
The ever-evolving moment of nature - is not relative - it is absolute in an infinitely ever-small form. No matter how many times you divide the moment, it is ever-smaller. Einstein's general relativity has a singularity at the center of a black hole. Space-interaction theory says that the ever-evolving moment is the only singularity. Mass-energy does not have a singularity.
III. 'The 'universal particle' view of time vs. the human-centric view of time'
The Earth was viewed as the center of the Universe in the days before Nicolas Copernicus. This was called a geo-centric view of existence.
Pre-Copernican cosmology faced a scattered puzzle of scientific laws and observations – some closer to reality than others. We face that same puzzle situation today. The puzzle has more intricacies and seems more complex, but the problem is the same. Put the puzzle together. Some of the pieces will fit. Some of them won’t. Just like science has always been – and likely will be for the predictable future.
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We viewed the universe prior to Copernicus – as geo-centric. We put ourselves at the center of it. It was an error that took a long time to resolve. We are doing the same thing now - with the issue of time. We place ourselves at the center of ‘time’. Whether one sees it as 'real' or not – is one thing. However, if we are to further understand the Universe, we must again take ourselves out of the center of it.
Space-interaction theory is a view of the Universe which takes an ‘all particle’ view of the universe. Meaning ? Each particle, each energy wave, each orbit, each ‘thing’ within the universe – has its own reference of ‘time’.
IV. 'The curvature of space'
In space-interaction theory, there is a warping of space-mass-energy which occurs under the force of gravity, but there is not a warping of a space-time fabric. Currently, it has been accepted that the warpage of light observed passing near other galaxies and large stars, is due to the warpage of space-time. The concept of ‘Time’ is used to calculate (estimate) the mathematics of relative change of physical events, but is not inherent within the physical reality. The effects of warping of space/elements of space and mass-energy – which we observe - are in fact the attraction of gravity (in an ever-evolving moment) altering the path of light and momentum, and any other form of mass-energy which passes through a gravitational field strong enough to visibly affect it's path.
V. 'The bending of light from distant stars, observed at a solar eclipse'
There need not be a ‘time’ element woven into 3D space - for this bending of light to be observed. 3D space will do.
VI. 'Black holes as recycling centers'
Rather than the universe expanding because of a 13-14 billion year-old big bang, space-interaction theory states that some expansion is caused by the creation of the most basic particles/units of mass-energy (e.g. dark energy), as well as light gases such as hydrogen and helium within black holes. (much of the perceived expansion - is actually due to light waves losing energy while traveling the distance of billions of light years) The black hole then emits this lighter and more expansive mass-energy through quasars – and other emissions. The most mass-dense particles, which were not broken down into lighter particles, are stored within the black hole. Some of the expansion in current theories are likely over-calculated – as explained in the ‘Redshift’ and ‘Cosmic Background Radiation’ addendums.
'Dark matter' is due in large part - to compound gravity and collective gravity - as well as undetected planets, dark suns, and other matter. As you near the center of a galaxy, the increased mass and density of mass, as well as collective gravity, cause an increased acceleration in the calculation of Newton's laws of gravity. This breaking of the laws of gravity - is due to more spin, more mass, more density, and increased acceleration of super-massive objects.
Quasars and other emissions share energy with neighboring and remote galaxies. There are very few active quasars now. Space-interaction theory does not believe this is due to the age of the universe. Rather, it predicts quasars are a phase of a black hole process, that most black holes will eventually go through quasars again and again, as the galaxy is reborn over and over.
VII. 'The reason for red-shift'
Red-shift observations are likely due (in large part) - to the ‘fog-effect of space’ (aggregate effects of gravity, gas, dust, dark energy, ice crystals, and distance traveled) – and that light waves do actually lose energy – as they travel billions of light years through the medium of space (which really is not ‘empty’) – rather than it being due to expansion of space alone.
And beyond the 'fog-effect' and expansion of space, galaxy clusters pull distant galaxies toward them and away from us. This was one of the first concepts of Space-Interaction theory - as seen in my first version written early Fall 2015.
VIII. 'The fog-effect of space'
In Space-interaction theory, the universe is seen as a giant recycling and sharing of mass-energy through black holes, quasars, supernovae, light, EM radiation, gravity, momentum, and all other forms of mass-energy transfer. In this way, the universe is fairly uniformly-distributed in gas, dust, dark energy, background radiation, and everything else. So the 'fog of space' would be well-distributed as well. The 'fog of space' over millions and billions of light years - would explain much of the red-shift observed from the most distant galaxies.
The 'fog-effect' of space is the collective loss of energy of a photon in an EM light wave due to distance travelled, gravity, deflection and absorption by gas, dust, and ice particles.
IX. 'The universe expands and contracts'
This flies in the face of classic big bang theory. Instead of expansion due to an initial big bang event, Space-Interaction holds that there is a flux of expansion and contraction due to the duality of mass and energy. E=mc(squared) says that mass and energy are the same thing. Space-interaction theory maintains this, and states that the interchange of mass and energy accounts for all processes in the universe - in a flux of expansion and contraction.
X. 'The cosmic background radiation in space-interaction theory'
The CBM is classically seen as the bounding around of microwaves from the big bang event. Space-interaction theory shatters this concept. It rather sees the microwaves coming from all galaxies, gas, etc. both seen and yet undetected - surrounding us in a fairly balanced composition. Space-interaction states that EM light and other radiation falls down into longer wavelengths - as it loses energy across space. Just as an electron falls from one level to another, an EM wave falls down a level when it loses enough energy.
XI. 'Universal acceleration'
This simply states that every particle and wave and collective body (everything) in the universe, is either accelerating or decelerating when perceived from an 'all-particle view of the universe.
All orbits, from an electron to planets and Suns, are relative.
XII. 'The rate of change'
Space-interaction theory believes that 'time' is a dimension-less spiral riding the crest of a standing wave - the ever-evolving moment of nature. 'Time' is not the 4th dimension - as it is in Einstein's general relativity - but consciousness is a 4th dimension. Consciousness created the tic-toc of the clock used in all of mathematics, physics, and our daily lives. A day is the rotation of the Earth. A year is the orbit of the Earth around the sun.
The rate of change in the universe - is relative to proximity and scale.
XIII. 'Supportive perspectives of Space-Interaction theory in poetic form'
My poems have always been thought experiments. Mathematics and physics are needed in science, but words are just as essential. None of these languages on their own - can explain the universe. Furthermore, mathematics and physics are simplified models of the physical reality. There will never be a 'theory of everything' because one would have to map every particle - with every direction - and every speed - and every mass - in the universe - which is ever-evolving from moment to moment - which cannot be pinpointed. The ever-evolving moment is ever-small and will remain elusive due to nothing being the same from one moment to the next and the impossibility of mapping all basic units of mass-energy.

His camper:

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Photos spotted by an acquaintance on a facebook group, not posted by him.
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He has a son named Austin with whom he has no contact since 1997.

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This guy shares dozens of pictures of himself online every day so archiving them all is a little difficult, but they're mostly redundant anyway.


He obsessively insists he is a "naturally born hetero male" or such similar things, and also that he is definitely not an abuser and has never fucked teenagers. It is therefore safe to assume he fucks teenagers and/or trannies. No info on him in any sex offender registry that I could find.

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When he's not whacking it to japanese porn or mistaking his farts for chemtrails, he likes to talk about his "8-9 inch circumcised penis" on his blog and twitter. (source / archive)

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In fact, he will tell you about his penis constantly. He wants you to know its size, both erect and flacid, and that he definitely and absolutely has a real penis, despite what the "frauds" and stalkers want you to believe.

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He also used to obsess over camgirls, insisting that he fell in love with one once who went by the twitter name "sunshineeve1", but "frauds" brainwashed her to be against him. I looked at her twitter (archive) and honestly I'm not even sure if she's a real person or just a bot.

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He also believes he is being personally targetted by chemtrails, toxin attacks, ande "targeted energy attacks". He also insists that he has "never heard voices" which I'm sure is a very rational claim we can all agree to.

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According to this article (original is behind a paywall but archiving solved that) he seems to have a bit of a substance abuse problem.

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In fact, he has a quite extensive history with the Iowa courts, mostly for theft, alcohol and debt. Lots and lots of debt. I'm not gonna spend 25 dollars to sign up so I can't get any more details but there's plenty of info already.
After a quick glance, most of them are for traffic violations (stupid shit like speeding, not stopping where he should, driving without a license, and "unlawful use" of his license, whatever that means). One seems to be for child support but the date is glitched and appears as "01/01/1901". A few seem to have been dismissed and I can't quite understand what they're about. Many are debts. Will look more into it.
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He sporadically mentions his sister's suicide being a major bad event in his life.

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Random shit:

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He fancies himself a poet too.

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For someone so paranoid, he sure loves to post all of his personal information online. All of the following was retrieved from court records or his own personal facebook.

Full name: Wade Alan Heineman
DOB: 11/04/1971
Address: 1809 W Avenue, Fairbank, Iowa
Phone number: 319-238-0697

Links:

Wordpress (archive)
Facebook (most recent) (not archivable)
Old facebook (not archivable)
Other old facebook (not archivable) (this one has potential because he seemed to still have contact with people from decades ago when he used this)
Linkedin (archive)
Youtube channel
Old website (archive) (this one's absolutely amazing)
Old blog (archive)
All of his dead twitter accounts:
Twitter 1 (archive)
Twitter 2 (archive)
Twitter 3 (archive)
Twitter 4 (archive)
Bonus: Blog post linking to all his old social media. (archive)


This is my first time making a thread, so I hope I did well. There's so much shit to wade through that I had to make a selection. I'm amazed this guy wasn't here earlier.
There's a lot more but honestly I've already spent like 4 hours of my life on this post so this is good enough for me.
 
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Not Really Here

"You're a small, irrelevant island nation"
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Nice post, John Bulla vibes.
He wil sporadically mention his sister's suicide being a major bad event in his life.
typo, would probably be better as
He sporadically mentions his sister's suicide being a major bad event in his life.
His focus on being the only natural born heterosexual makes me think he sucks a shitload of dick.
 

Burning Fanatic

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Reduce the number of spoilers you have. Keep it to either excessive materials or nsfw images. And try to either add to the OP or remove your stray attachments.
Formatting issues aside, the content at least seems to hold some potential, so that’s good.
 

Mia Zapata's Ghost

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Reduce the number of spoilers you have. Keep it to either excessive materials or nsfw images. And try to either add to the OP or remove your stray attachments.
Formatting issues aside, the content at least seems to hold some potential, so that’s good.
I tried to be overly cautious with the spoilers just because there's SO MUCH SHIT, but I will edit that out. I'm still getting the hang of attachments - they're all pictures that are already inserted in the post itself.

Edit: Trying to edit the OP fucks with the embedded images, still trying to figure this out
 
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Burning Fanatic

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I tried to be overly cautious with the spoilers just because there's SO MUCH SHIT, but I will edit that out. I'm still getting the hang of attachments - they're all pictures that are already inserted in the post itself.
You don't have to remove all of them. Some I'd remove include the dox, the son, not into teens, his property, his camper, random shit. Basically anything that isn't like more than several long screenshot pages.
Make sure to change the images to thumbnails as well to help condense space. If you need help with it, just lmk.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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He seems legitimately schizophrenic. Why do insanely paranoid people always gravitate towards posting as much footage and personal information of themselves as possible online? That's like, the one thing you wouldn't do if you really thought people were stalking you right? Good OP.
He is trying to find other "sane" people to validate his delusions.
 

Comandante Marcos

Viva la gente loca!
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The Burma-Shave style signage outside his camper reminds me of Gina Fournier in Michigan. Remember her, the "Jesus Raped Me!" schizo? She did the exact same shit with the signs. As for the handwritten stuff he shows off in his self-portraits, it reminds me of another skitzo whose name I can't remember atm who would write weird shit (including dox) on magazine portraits of women in bikinis and post it all over the walls of his house. The repeated insisting that he's hetero is basically Closeted Faggot 101, it's similar to what nearly every dick sucking male does to try to throw off the trail. The fact that it doesn't work 98% of the time makes it even lulzier. The guy def has potential and deserves being watched. OP: Pretty damn good thread for being a newfag, nice respite from all the autists who pop up and post walls of unreferenced copypasta.
 

Catmannjew

"fuck you, you fake satanic jew."
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As for the handwritten stuff he shows off in his self-portraits, it reminds me of another skitzo whose name I can't remember atm who would write weird shit (including dox) on magazine portraits of women in bikinis and post it all over the walls of his house.
Oh John Bulla, he just died. But I had the same thought.

This will be a good watch.
 

Compulsory Games

Betrayed, devastated, ABORTIONED
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He seems legitimately schizophrenic. Why do insanely paranoid people always gravitate towards posting as much footage and personal information of themselves as possible online? That's like, the one thing you wouldn't do if you really thought people were stalking you right? Good OP.
So people will know it's really them and not their double or the fakes/frauds being used to implicate them in being gay or stalking people or hearing voices.

I did have my 8-9 inch penis out in my home by myself today when I woke
There is no reason why this sentence should be so fucking hilarious but it is.
 

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