Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

w4vy_gr4vy

Wogglebuggian Of Taste And Culture
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Time for an epiK Kow Krossover!!

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Archived thread
Jessica seems to have deleted her comment from the original thread but it still shows up on her profile/ recent activity :lol:
 

Monkey Pink

Do you have something against pop-stars?
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You guys flexxing your dakimakura knowledge really just makes it seem like this thread IS waifuists gossiping about waifuists lmao
How do you think this thread always gets new users with a vested interest? If anything, to a former r/w user this thread serves as a great incentive to join KF as a whole.

EDIT: @w4vy_gr4vy Jessica is shadow banned from r/otherkin due to sperging, all of her posts have to be approved by a mod there.
 

Solid Snek

True & Honest Fan
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There are now just as many 0-10 year olds as there are 30-40 year olds (57 vs 58 ). In fact, more than 2/3rds of the waifus are under 20.

There's a good deal of mild shock and disgust in the comments, but with numbers like those, I've got to wonder if the waifuists who are currently speaking out aren't just doing it out of a reflexive sense of obligation, rather than any real conviction. Certainly, if those poll numbers are accurate, then the anti-pedos are, at best, a vocal minority within their community. Also, there's a whole mess of people right now who are freely and openly admitting to having imaginary partners between the ages of 14 and 18, yet nobody is getting called out for that.

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"My crazy mom thinks anime is a bad influence on my mental health (UGH, parents, right?). How do I tell mom that I'm madly in love with a fictional anime girl and am planning on spending the rest of my life grinding on a pillow that has her picture on it, when all these websites are telling my mom that anime is weird?"


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This one's actually kind of sweet. I wish Mr JustADude all the best with his newfound, boyfriend-free girl duck.
 

All Autism No Brakes

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You guys flexxing your dakimakura knowledge really just makes it seem like this thread IS waifuists gossiping about waifuists lmao.

Doesn't r/w ban RL relationships?
edit: ignore me, i'm dumb. different sub
Like half the people here are waifuists. There are also posters ITT who are waifuists, but simply haven't revealed their power level as well.
This shouldn't really come as surprise for you. Not every waifuist is some r/w kid with no self reflection.
 

Solid Snek

True & Honest Fan
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The fellowship has been broken. Boromir has fallen to the darkness.
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I don't recognize yeetboomer21, but maybe someone else here does?

And yeet, if you join Kiwifarms, let me be the first to say welcome, and shame on you for ghosting your friends.


You guys flexxing your dakimakura knowledge really just makes it seem like this thread IS waifuists gossiping about waifuists lmao.

Doesn't r/w ban RL relationships?
edit: ignore me, i'm dumb. different sub

Like half the people here are waifuists. There are also posters ITT who are waifuists, but simply haven't revealed their power level as well.
This shouldn't really come as surprise for you. Not every waifuist is some r/w kid with no self reflection.
Speaking of daki flexxes, does anyone here know where you can get dakis printed with custom art AND no questions asked? I've seen pillow printers that offer custom printing, but they seem to be oriented towards normies, and I'm not sure they'd let you print anything fun.

Asking for a friend.
 
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Lyra Plushie

MY OCTOPOD LOINS
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The fellowship has been broken. Boromir has fallen to the darkness.
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I don't recognize yeetboomer21, but maybe someone else here does?

And yeet, if you join Kiwifarms, let me be the first to say welcome, and shame on you for ghosting your friends.
I posted the original cringetopia post yeet made when he made it, as I saw it literally right when I went on the sub as the newest post. Yeet was notable for his spam of his shitty, child like drawings of that one big titted anime girl that made twitter angry, Hana Uzaki I think. He used to sperg out about it not being sexual and he was kind of funny.
 

All Autism No Brakes

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Speaking of daki flexxes, does anyone here know where you can get dakis printed with custom art AND no questions asked? I've seen pillow printers that offer custom printing, but they seem to be oriented towards normies, and I'm not sure they'd let you print anything fun.

Asking for a friend.
Cuddly Octopus started offering custom prints some time ago and their quality should be solid. Otherwise, MoeMarket/HobbyHeart used to be go-to place for custom prints. The latter being bootleg Chinese company is probably a safer bet, but I doubt any shop selling lewd anime pillows is going to question your meme design.
 

IOnceWasAWaifuFag

"is being a magical girl a job?"
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The comments from the waifuists in particular are beautiful, positivity is dead.

I hate this idea that these people seem to think that this guy seems to owe the community for... something? There's a different between a place being a safe space and a place actively shielding you from positive development (or maybe there isn't, I don't know). I know if they knew who I was I'd get the exact same responses, but like this guy I also don't owe them anything. I hate that kind of mentality. What positive things r/waifuism gives you that can be carried over into normal life remains to be seen.
I also just find it funny that at least one of these users sent a "do you hate me" message, the community as a whole is so insecure that the idea of one person turning against the whole concept has everyone freaking out.
 

Monkey Pink

Do you have something against pop-stars?
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The fellowship has been broken. Boromir has fallen to the darkness.
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I don't recognize yeetboomer21, but maybe someone else here does?

And yeet, if you join Kiwifarms, let me be the first to say welcome, and shame on you for ghosting your friends.





Speaking of daki flexxes, does anyone here know where you can get dakis printed with custom art AND no questions asked? I've seen pillow printers that offer custom printing, but they seem to be oriented towards normies, and I'm not sure they'd let you print anything fun.

Asking for a friend.
ArtsCow and InterestPrint do let you print NSFW designs, but Diipoo is miles above them both in terms of quality. Use Diipoo or CuddlyOctopus like the poster above said.

Just answering... For a friend.

Also, it looks like Starry has uploaded more stupid Ryuk comics lately:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/njsitr/maybe_asking_ryuk_to_write_the_shopping_list

I hate how she flanderizes him and makes him into some kind of retarded, apple-obsessed baby.
 

Solid Snek

True & Honest Fan
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ArtsCow and InterestPrint do let you print NSFW designs, but Diipoo is miles above them both in terms of quality. Use Diipoo or CuddlyOctopus like the poster above said.

Just answering... For a friend.

Also, it looks like Starry has uploaded more stupid Ryuk comics lately:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/njsitr/maybe_asking_ryuk_to_write_the_shopping_list

I hate how she flanderizes him and makes him into some kind of retarded, apple-obsessed baby.
Well, my friend's daki is going to be SFW, because while she likes weird autistic things, she is also a Mormon, and has a very low tolerance for NSFW (she stopped watching Dragon Pilot after I pointed out it was a vore show, for example).

MY daki will be NSFW, however, so that's good to know! ty

The comments from the waifuists in particular are beautiful, positivity is dead.

I hate this idea that these people seem to think that this guy seems to owe the community for... something? There's a different between a place being a safe space and a place actively shielding you from positive development (or maybe there isn't, I don't know). I know if they knew who I was I'd get the exact same responses, but like this guy I also don't owe them anything. I hate that kind of mentality. What positive things r/waifuism gives you that can be carried over into normal life remains to be seen.
I also just find it funny that at least one of these users sent a "do you hate me" message, the community as a whole is so insecure that the idea of one person turning against the whole concept has everyone freaking out.
Yeah, I got that post from r/waifudefensearmy earlier, and their entire subreddit revolves around insecurity. It's all about trolls and self-esteem and how to ignore negative feedback, so you can go back to thinking your imaginary friends are real.

I liked this post, though. Gotta admit they have a point here.
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Maya Amano

Found dead in Miami
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whatever happened to niqua? I basically found this thread due to her and she was unhinged as hell, but I think it's been a few months already and I haven't seen hide or hair of her since.
 

verygayFrogs

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whatever happened to niqua? I basically found this thread due to her and she was unhinged as hell, but I think it's been a few months already and I haven't seen hide or hair of her since.
She hid around chauvin starting and we haven’t heard from her since. Still hope she’s Ike obsessed
 

Solid Snek

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Some random fun posts.

Some artwork.
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I like this one.
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Don't know whether this is extreme in-character roleplaying, or if Irishspacedog genuinely doesn't realize that Genos is not Saitama's best friend.

Back to "normal". Just when I thought I was getting out...
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Here's a followup to the post earlier, about the kid whose mom thinks anime is going to turn him insane. Waifuists offering their advice on how best to convert Mom to animuism.
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And finally, one waifuist lowkey asks about rape. Hilarity ensues.
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This is one of the posts that makes it painfully obvious none of these people have had relationships with a real human, with real thoughts and personal autonomy.

You ask me if I could do something for 24 hours that my 3D heartsweet couldn't say no to, and I could draw up a list of dozens of things.
  • Like, maybe for 24 hours, we get sushi for dinner instead of greasy Greek pizza? And this time she actually eats some of this fish that we paid thirty bucks for, instead of just mozzarella sticks and beef rice? You might not like all of it, but at least TRY some before deciding it's gross! Especially the sea urchin, which I only ordered because she said she wanted it!!
  • Or we could finish watching The Mandalorian? And Game of Thrones. And Dragon Pilot.
  • Go down to the beach and NOT take our phones. Why are we paying the property taxes for a shoreline house if all we do is sit and play Godzilla gacha games?
  • Play co-op Resident Evil only I get to be Sheva for a change.
  • Same as any day, only this time I don't have to ask her to do the dishes, and she doesn't ask me to feed the chickens "because her allergies are acting up". If I'm cooking, the least she can do is clean. And those chickens were her idea, not mine! I'm more than happy to pamper the cat all day, and if she really gets too sick to handle it then I'm certainly able to manage the chickens, too - but for god's sake their coop is only like thirty feet away, and pollen or no, five minutes of fresh air will do her good.
etc etc.

It's ironic that waifuists NEVER have to deal with their S/Os saying no to something - everything their waifu does, they make it up on their own - and yet they recoil in horror from that idea, when it's presented to them like this.
 

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