Wait... Explain this to me -

[Colonel Collateral]

SIGSEGV gets the feds antsy because of a shitpost that wouldn't even get a (You) on /pol/, but I can post shit like

and

And it's all hunky-dory?
Well, shit. I must either have diplomatic fucking immunity, or a magical spell that protects me from the bioluminescent african-americans.

Edit:Besides, who needs fedposting when you have schizoposting?

 

[Frank D'arbo]

your not implying you're going to actively hurt, mame, or kill someone, which is what feds care about the most.

 

[Colonel Collateral]

your not implying you're going to actively hurt, mame, or kill someone, which is what feds care about the most.

Oh no, I'm a pacifist (to a reasonable extent). I just want to evacuate the premises, pour gasoline in the vaults and make s'mores.