WALMART HAUL!!!!!! 11/27/2017 -

[C3PBRO]

 

[Morose_Obesity]

ooh I hope she got me some Sudafed and farm chemicals

 

[C3PBRO]

She spent $150 on junk that wasn't even gifts for others, still no doctor appointment, of course.

And what kind of sped buys new pet bowls every single month? I guess someone who can't be bothered to clean them.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

You could fit a ton of krill in that gaping maw of hers.

 

[Ambaby]

She's gonna chop her hair off , guyzzzz. Yeah, right.
Three new wax warmers for the one room in which she lives? How many can you use in one room!?! $45 worth!?
Sandra "Boo-lock" y'all.
More chokers.
Giant laundry basket-sized container for more wax melts.

I really wonder what she's going to use the Gorilla Glue for "in a future video". Is she going to do a craft with Rafe?

 

[Long time lurker]

You'd think that someone so overweight, who has problems moving, has "heel spurs" and was using someone else's shoes would try to get some shoes that...I don't know...offer some kind of support?
Yet, each one of those wax warmers costs almost three times as much as the flats she got.

The "cat" bowls aren't meant for cats. They're too big and too deep. I'm guessing the reason for choosing those was that they don't need to be refilled as often.

Amber seems to have some odd cognitive dissonance that makes her think that if she turns things up to eleven, it will make her sound better. She is such a "good" pet owner, she doesn't just clean the bowls/litter boxes. She throws them away and buys new ones.

She's getting way too comfortable in "her" house, and buying more (and bigger) stuff that will spill out "her" living room (aka den) soon. I wonder how long it's going to take for the boys to start complaining about it.

 

[C3PBRO]

I really wonder what she's going to use the Gorilla Glue for "in a future video". Is she going to do a craft with Rafe?

I really hope she is doing crafts. Her last one was like a metaphor for her entire life; cheap, uninspired, and turned out shit.

You'd think that someone so overweight, who has problems moving, has "heel spurs" and was using someone else's shoes would try to get some shoes that...I don't know...offer some kind of support?
Yet, each one of those wax warmers costs almost three times as much as the flats she got.

To be fair, she doesn't wear shoes unless she goes outside. And the ratio of time spent outside, to time spent combating wax melt aroma with her beefy farts and roll sweat are pretty dire.

 

[EH 110]

I don't know about you guys, but when I read the title, "Walmart Haul," I couldn't click fast enough. Walmart is such an exciting store! I was dying to see what kinds of treasures Big Amber found there.

 

[vodka]

A bunch of poor quality junk that will either never be seen again and forgotten about or broken or replaced in a month. I think it's funny that she calls Rafe a hoarder when she hoards chokers, perfumes, and wax melts herself. Seriously, the wax melt obsession is scary - she's probably spent at least 200$ on wax melt stuff altogether.

I'd pay to watch her struggle to put the flats on, but she'd probably make Becky do it ("omg gorl, we're like cinderellaaa"). I can't imagine her hooves fitting into those narrow flats, but it'd be even worse in heels lol.

 

[Ambaby]

A bunch of poor quality junk that will either never be seen again and forgotten about or broken or replaced in a month. I think it's funny that she calls Rafe a hoarder when she hoards chokers, perfumes, and wax melts herself. Seriously, the wax melt obsession is scary - she's probably spent at least 200$ on wax melt stuff altogether.

I'd pay to watch her struggle to put the flats on, but she'd probably make Becky do it ("omg gorl, we're like cinderellaaa"). I can't imagine her hooves fitting into those narrow flats, but it'd be even worse in heels lol.

Can you picture her trying those flats on at the store?

 

[Xenomorph]

Yeap, house stinks. She only gets those wax warmers when cats are pissing and shitting and shes not picking up the litter.
Shes also bingeing on shopping which means something is bothering her, I hope tea gets spilled soon.
Also this is when she tries to buy more and more shit to clutter up the house so either she and thumbelarda have to move out or are kicked out.
Why is she calling it "my livingroom" bitch, your name is not on the lease.
What in the fuck is up with those headbands?
*more wheeze laughing*
Gor-ril-luh Glue, I wish it was to glue to keep her mouth shut.
Terrible shitty romcom. Her movie tastes are fucking terrible. Sandra BULL-LOCK
SHOCKER MORE CHOKERS! One that looks like something you would put on a doberman pincher, and the other is for a Jewish grandmother.
"lil dish" for cat food, fucking bowls are for huge dogs not a cat those cats are gonna blow up like twinkie.
I love how she says she gets bowls monthly which is crap she prolly doesnt have any bowls you dont need to replace stainless steel bowls, just wash them often.

 

[Octomet]

Can you picture her trying those flats on at the store?

Like a busted can of biscuits.

Seeing several videos of her trying on hats in stores, pawing everything, and wheezing inside of all the masks at Halloween time...makes you never want to buy in-store again.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

Why does she need so many wax warmers? One is more than enough for the single room she has to clutter up with cheap bullshit. It's the same with all the chokers. She wears the same three chokers all the time but has a drawer full of chokers. What a waste of money.

 

[EH 110]

Why does she need so many wax warmers?

Because her room stinks and she knows it. She's one of those nasty people who sprays on perfume instead of showering.

 

[Dr.Research]

Dollar store wax melts are just as good as fancy ones. You can buy crappy hobby store beeswax and fragrance and make your own melts for pennies a piece. Hell if you class it up slightly and buy from wholesale craft sites you can make comparable to commercial melts. Again, for pennies.

That could A) make an easy crafting video and B) get the job done of air refreshing.

But no- Walmart!

 

[Malibougie]

Was reading through the comments and she said that she wears a size 9 1/2. Isn’t she only 5’1”? That’s a lot of spreading and puffing.

The only reason she buys big bowls is so she doesn’t have feed the animals more than once a month. That explains Wasabi’s 3 el-bee weight gain and twinks portly stature. She probably tosses it after because it’s gross as hell after sitting out for 30 days! Same with the mf’n litter boxes. She used to make Dustin clean them. When she moved out AL said she started tossing them. That’s where the wax warmer “collection” comes in. She needs it to cover up the smell of her and 30 days of 2 cats’ piss and shit and her own stench.

Speaking of all of her “collections”, my mom had called hers that too. She was a straight up hoarder.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Was reading through the comments and she said that she wears a size 9 1/2. Isn’t she only 5’1”? That’s a lot of spreading and puffing.

The only reason she buys big bowls is so she doesn’t have feed the animals more than once a month. That explains Wasabi’s 3 el-bee weight gain and twinks portly stature. She probably tosses it after because it’s gross as hell after sitting out for 30 days! Same with the mf’n litter boxes. She used to make Dustin clean them. When she moved out AL said she started tossing them. That’s where the wax warmer “collection” comes in. She needs it to cover up the smell of her and 30 days of 2 cats’ piss and shit and her own stench.

Speaking of all of her “collections”, my mom had called hers that too. She was a straight up hoarder.

She has mentioned in the past that she wears a size 7 or 7.5, but her feet grew two sizes when she gained weight. She has also said that she does buy wide shoes, but those flats did not look wide. They'll probably go hang out with the other two pairs of flats she doesn't wear. But no big deal, five dollars for shoes, she spends more on christmas headbands and wax, literally burning her money into thin air. (and I was thinking she's probably spent around 2000 on the wax melt habit, I reckon she's eating the wax)

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Did she say she bought a gift card? It couldn't have been for very much if she spent "around $150.00."
Here is her haul:
blanket 30.00
wax warmers 45.00
flats 5.87
table cover .98
Gorilla Glue 5.00
exceptional headbands 12.00
DVDs 10.00
chokers 6.50
pet bowls 17.00
fabric tote 8.50
total 140.85 (before tax)

I'm still trying to figure out what part of that mess she actually needed.

 

[666EVE666]

I don't think it's a coincidence that she bought all of that wax warmer shit right after she got the cats back....Eric and Rickie must be so thrilled with the variety of smells that come with Amber

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope she doesn't wear that bed cover outside, people may think she's a gay bison.