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The Hunter

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When I realized where this bizarre quote came from, I wasn't surprised, but I was shocked by how mainstream it was without me knowing of it. With that said, I'm sure there's bound to be some of you guys who know where this comes from, but for those who don't, here it is.

This is Chris.

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If you're like me, you'd be in tears when you first saw this because the expression sounds like it's coming from the mouth of some kind of caveman, which is entirely expected from Chris. Again, if you're like me, you probably blew this off as nothing thinking that Chris cleverly coined this phrase.

But here's the thing.

It starts when I was reading an article on Cracked about facts about celebrities. In this list was a slide for Bruce Dickinson, the lead singer for the band Iron Maiden. Here's his slide.

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I thought, "wow, what a guy. I had no ide-," then I froze up because I noticed something at the bottom left corner of the screen. Bruce wants woman.

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Upon closer examination, there appears to be a Muppet under the phrase. If you're a big stupid sperg like me, you'd be able to identify this character as The Animal. So I looked up "The Animal Want Woman" on Google, and

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this is where it comes from. This whole time, the strange and bizarre mating call known as WANT WOMAN is a quote from a freaking Muppet. The shirts are apparently quite popular, and you could probably get yourself a shirt online without having to look that hard. It's a must have for any Christorian's wardrobe.

So there you have it. A history behind WANT WOMAN.
 

BillRiley

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First of all - Bravo, Hunter! That's a nice bit of research.

Secondly, this makes the whole "Want Woman!" thing even more bizarre. I mean, I can imagine Chris thinking "I could buy dat t-shirt, but I need my tugboat for vidya. I know! I'll just print in on my sportsbra! Everyone will get da reference anyway! Hm!"
 

Golly

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So now some of us can let Chris ruin The Muppets for us?
Not happening. Love my muppets way too much.
 

bradsternum

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jenners said:
Did Animal actually get alot of poontang?

Animal is one of the most promiscuous of the Muppets.

According to Frank Oz, Animal's character can be described in five words: Sex, sleep, food, drums, pain.

Remove "drums," and you have Chris.
 

Golly

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bradsternum said:
Animal is one of the most promiscuous of the Muppets.

According to Frank Oz, Animal's character can be described in five words: Sex, sleep, food, drums, pain.

Remove "drums," and you have Chris.

Shouldn't you remove "sex" too? It's probably always on his mind, but he's only gotten it once.
 

Oglooger

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Male said:
Why couldn't he just buy the shirt?
Why take a bra and scribble "Want Woman" on it with a marker, only to end up exposing your fat gut to civilization?
because Chris Chan.
 

BALLZ-BROKEN

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BillRiley said:
First of all - Bravo, Hunter! That's a nice bit of research.

Secondly, this makes the whole "Want Woman!" thing even more bizarre. I mean, I can imagine Chris thinking "I could buy dat t-shirt, but I need my tugboat for vidya. I know! I'll just print in on my sportsbra! Everyone will get da reference anyway! Hm!"

He was originally wearing a "Enjoy Vagina" t-shirt, but the staff at Fridays after Five told him it was inappropriate attire for a family friendly event. So, in a fit of autistic ingenuity, he decided to sharpie that phrase on his muscle bra.
 

Saney

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He just can't come up with anything on his own, can he?
 

spaps

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Chris, do you honestly believe that quoting Animal will get you a sweetheart?
But seriously, that was an amazing find.
 

Enig

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So, Chris thinks he's a Muppet? Guess it ain't easy being green after all.
 
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