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Bob's Fuckass Head

Don't worry I got a good deal on it!
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Apologies for Necro'ing the thread, but DK Dinamantes (or w/e) said in a stream that Shy had a botched tonsilectomy, so take this with a grain of salt. (unfortunately didn't archive or remember the vod)

That's what I had heard as well, but not from King Simp Derkadumpus. I first heard it from the clan Warlord in 2015, and it seems to be the canon backstory because I saw it repeated by other people as well. There's potentially a bit of autistic digging to be done on it, but it seems OT and Shy herself isn't a cow nor has she ever attracted any true cows that I would think warrant a thread.

BloodEyeRoz was occasionally a bit cow-ish, but for the most part the weirdos around Shy are far more pathetic than they are funny. Roz was the kind of weirdo who donates $1000 on stream and writes Roz X Shy erotic fan fiction. Read it if you dare.

DK Diarrhea is the genital wart who invented "Stalker's little sister" and had a discord mod larping as the cyber police.
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Regarding the cause of Shy's muteness, the most I have to go on is the word of an unreliable narrator by the name of Brooklyn E. Kennedy who claimed to have been in some sort of muteness therapy group alongside Shy. She never confirmed or denied the botched tonsilectomy story, but that really isn't worth much. Shy always did treat Brooklyn as a trusted associate, but that could have been for any number of reasons.

Brooklyn herself told some pretty fantastical tales: child of an affluent SLC Mormon family, mute because of a botched suicide attempt, involuntarily committed as a result for some period of time, brother in the USN, left LDS and was sort-of disowned by her family... I never quite had the time or the interest to try and figure out who Brooklyn Emisse Kennedy was/is, what was true and what wasn't . Sometimes you just listen to the stories and life never requires that you know or care whether they're true.

There was also the persistent rumor that Shy was mute because troon and wanted to keep that a secret, which is possible I guess. The fingernails in particular always seemed like overcompensation to me, but plenty of true and honest ladies have trashy claws. Personally, I doubt the troon theory.



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Looking back at Warframe clan politics and all these discord DMs, it really was just the most egregious faggotry.
 

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Rakdos92

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What Warframe needs, is the ability to take a moment and think about what the game needs. But since the studio is dependend on the money earned by the continued updates, they can't do that. So they end up with even more hazardly glued-together stuff.
 

ShutTheFuckUpShadow

I hate juggalos
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DE Scott is absolutely incompetent. From his atrocious take on the simulacrum, admitting that he gets in "door slamming" arguments with his team over design issues like vacuum, the tone deaf comments on balancing objectively useless abilities "it's the wild west", calling Reb "wrong" for her rightly criticizing a shit passive that ended up getting changed anyway.
Simulacrum comments
Design issue talk
Tone deaf balancing comments
Scott calling Reb "wrong" for pointing out a shitty passive
 
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ShutTheFuckUpShadow

I hate juggalos
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Apparently after server downtime on ps4, multiple clans have lost hundreds of members due to being kicked out somehow. A ton were even banned. This seems credible enough due to just how many people reported this happening to them. Personally I think this is due to a glitch, a glitch that DE is refusing to even take a look at. Support will take months, and there's no guarantee they'll get a good support worker.
 

Rakdos92

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Apparently after server downtime on ps4, multiple clans have lost hundreds of members due to being kicked out somehow. A ton were even banned. This seems credible enough due to just how many people reported this happening to them. Personally I think this is due to a glitch, a glitch that DE is refusing to even take a look at. Support will take months, and there's no guarantee they'll get a good support worker.
This only hit the PS4 community thought, right? I can only hope it won't hit XBOX and PC too. This said, DE not giving this the attention it is due, does not look well upon them. Maybe Sony assured them they would take care of it, but with no communication, it's bad.
 

BlazikenLover

GNU + Linux fatman
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DE Scott is absolutely incompetent. From his atrocious take on the simulacrum, admitting that he gets in "door slamming" arguments with his team over design issues like vacuum, the tone deaf comments on balancing objectively useless abilities "it's the wild west", calling Reb "wrong" for her rightly criticizing a shit passive that ended up getting changed anyway.
Simulacrum comments
Design issue talk
Tone deaf balancing comments
Scott calling Reb "wrong" for pointing out a shitty passive
Early into the game (2013 I believe) Scott would come to chat with our clan every so often, one day he got really pissy over an argument (I think clanmates were sick of the bugs they had been reporting for months going unheard) and left. I don't recall anything major about him.
Steve made an ass out of himself by arguing with players in the forums, after a particular nasty discussion he wouldn't be seen around there for a good while. I believe someone managed to convince him to quit that shit and let Becky handle communication with the players.
Lastly was the banning of warbros clan leader (wia i believe?) for the most stupid of reasons: They had a little inside joke going that to join the clan they had to post "warbros #1" somewhere in the forums, this upset the devs since players would spam the forums in hopes of joining warbros so they threatened Wia with a ban if he didn't stop this, Wia pretty much told them to fuck off and that this wasn't his fault so DE banned him,The whole thing was autistic.
Then years after I quit playing regularly I read about the mess that is their community program or whatever, guess they never got their shit together.
 

ShutTheFuckUpShadow

I hate juggalos
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Shaka Brah

Patriotic Ass-Blasting Poster
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Finally, something to talk about again. Warframe content creator Sabuuchi got a permaban (which has now been reversed) for having "offensive names" for his weapons and kubrow. The ones that got him banned were "Foreskin Remover", "Urethral Swab", and "Joe Biden".

Joe Biden is a pretty offensive name.
 

Time of Space

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Finally, something to talk about again. Warframe content creator Sabuuchi got a permaban (which has now been reversed) for having "offensive names" for his weapons and kubrow. The ones that got him banned were "Foreskin Remover", "Urethral Swab", and "Joe Biden".

I remember having to regularly fork over plat to restore my Kavat's rightful name "Meowschwitz" but never got banned over it.
Someone getting banned over it, albeit temporarily, sets a pretty horrible precedent because not everyone has the online clout to get their shit back after being charged with the crime of having a chuckle.

That being said, it reinforces my decision to quit back after Scarlet Spear happened because clearly the entire team hasn't managed to get their heads out of their collective ass. Damn fucking shame, I really did love that game.
 

Mooger Meng

Now I've got your autism!
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yeah but warframe is doing great

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Nevermind that the green numbers in august were achieved by having tennocon giveaways which skewed the average into the green by having a 150k player peak; no sir, warframe is doing great.
Much as I condone shitting on DE, the issue with looking at the Steam numbers is that you're only getting a fraction of the player info - this isn't taking into account console players or weirdos like me who used the standalone launcher. Granted, I have no idea how much those numbers matter in the grand scheme of it all, but I won't rule them out as a mitigating factor as far as the playercount tanking is concerned.
 

ChromaQuack

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Much as I condone shitting on DE, the issue with looking at the Steam numbers is that you're only getting a fraction of the player info - this isn't taking into account console players or weirdos like me who used the standalone launcher. Granted, I have no idea how much those numbers matter in the grand scheme of it all, but I won't rule them out as a mitigating factor as far as the playercount tanking is concerned.

Consoles are dead, hardly anyone uses the standalone as the game has always been mostly promoted on steam, and even then, it shows a downward trend that will happen in any platform as people have no reason to change platforms or clients

Steam makes up most of their numbers, and if people feel they are getting fucked on PC, consoles are even worse, as they have patches delayed over the approval process and other issues unique to their platforms on top of what PC has.
 
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ShutTheFuckUpShadow

I hate juggalos
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Apparently the subreddit mods have found a loophole to remove anything they don't like. If you're not an official warframe partner, and someone makes a post about you for whatever reason, the mods can take it down for the "naming rule". It's what they did to the posts about Sabuuchi, even though they weren't naming and shaming him.
 

Time of Space

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Apparently the subreddit mods have found a loophole to remove anything they don't like. If you're not an official warframe partner, and someone makes a post about you for whatever reason, the mods can take it down for the "naming rule". It's what they did to the posts about Sabuuchi, even though they weren't naming and shaming him.
Wouldn't be DE if they didn't try to find a way to silently sweep this all under the rug.

....Barbara Strei-who?
 
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