Warhol / Chris Chan: The Lifespan of American Pop Culture, or The Suppression of Reality -

[Tikbalang]

That's what happens when you mix autism with pop culture.

For people like Chris, anything that's on TV is educational

 

[DeeCeeBees]

The whole "shovel mech" thing was just baffling. You'd think that a hillbilly like Chris living in a semi-rural area like Ruckersville would have at least had neighbors who have burned leaves and other yard debris before, and would know what a controlled burn looks like. Barb at the very least should have known what the guy was doing, given that she's in her eighties and lived through a time when burning your yard trash was a common place thing, and could have told Chris to stop getting his panties in a twist over a nothing burger. And then calling the machine a "Shovel Mech" in the first place. The phrase conjures up something from BattleTech crossed with Devestator from Transformers.

I think he was searching for the name "Scavenger" (the backhoe Constructicon from Transformers) but "Shovel Mech" fit the bill at the time.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

From the title alone, I was initially intrigued. Unfortunately, this book looks like it's 600 pages of nothing of any substance; which is disappointing because I'm actually extremely intrigued by Chris as a sort of outsider artist. I may be exposing myself as my own sort of severe autist, but I'd definitely read someone trying to do a serious analysis of Sonichu, (not some grabage where a youtuber takes the story itself seriously.) The way Chris entirely uncritically consumes and regurgitates the lowest sort of pop-culture for children and uses it to try to comprehend actual adult happenings and themes in his life always feels to me like it says as much about the sources as it does Chris himself. It's almost like he's so incredibly stupid and naïve that it lets something pass through a lens that would otherwise get obscured. I can't see an adult interrupt his self-insert pokemon/sonic retelling of events from his own life with a fake advertisement for Axe without thinking that it reveals something deep down in something.

 

[Mr. 0]

Who needs Dogecoin when you have ChrisCoin?
Create a shitcoin, donate some of them to Chris-Chan in return for his approval, and profit.

Surely it would be called CWCcoin.

It would start off being called a C-Quarter, then when the value plummets it will become a W-Quarter

 

[Tikbalang]

Sperglordchu continues with more spergling rants. Rambles on about how they still havent fucking cleaned hoarder piles from 2014. Even mentions Null again lol. Also imagine his dumb ass reading his series of tweets to Barb who behind her glazed eyes is lost to dimensia not knowing wtf hes talking about.

From what Chris spergs, he's complaining about Barb's hoarding, unaware that he's as guilty as her piling trash and call it "collection".
Barb doesn't seem to have a strength to retaliate or pull the trigger. Clearing out should be easy.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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From what Chris spergs, he's complaining about Barb's hoarding, unaware that he's as guilty as her piling trash and call it "collection".
Barb doesn't seem to have a strength to retaliate or pull the trigger. Clearing out should be easy.

Chris pleading will Null even though he's "psychic". According to what Chris claims of his "powers", he could easily make Null do what he wants.

 

[BurningPewter]

Feel like Walt Disney would be a good comparison as he succeeded in creating a magical world populated by cartoon characters for people to escape into, and he represents the creativity cartoons had then, while Chris represents the depths of the cartoon fanbase/media had sunk to by the 2000s

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Feel like Walt Disney would be a good comparison as he succeeded in creating a magical world populated by cartoon characters for people to escape into, and he represents the creativity cartoons had then, while Chris represents the depths of the cartoon fanbase/media had sunk to by the 2000s

Maybe you might be onto something since Walt stole from another animation to create Mickey Mouse....and Walt was also a racist and a sexist.

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

The fact that there’s a literal loony attempting to white knight chris is even funnier in my honest opinion.

 

[Samuel Belmont]

It's only going to make his head bigger.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Just wait until he decides to create an audiobook.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Andy was shot three times in the chest by a feminist and was nearly killed by it. Just tossing this out there.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris pleading will Null even though he's "psychic". According to what Chris claims of his "powers", he could easily make Null do what he wants.

Not to mention a grown-ass man begging his mommy to please let him play with the lesbian mormon kid like if he was 6.

Most probably, Anna simply saw a convenient excuse to get the fuck out of Chris' spiral of lunacy and ran with it.

 

[Fixthe Fernback]

Just inflating Chris' ego even more by comparing him to a famous artist. He already has a god complex ffs.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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From what Chris spergs, he's complaining about Barb's hoarding, unaware that he's as guilty as her piling trash and call it "collection".
Barb doesn't seem to have a strength to retaliate or pull the trigger. Clearing out should be easy.

Lucky for Chris he's into dicks. Any minute now, a strong burly, handsome man will drive his corvett to 14 BC, clean out the hoard, and take Chris anal virginity as a re-ward!

 

[Tikbalang]

...and take Chris anal virginity as a re-ward!

Too bad, the medallion took it.

 

[BurritoJuanito]

Tbh I'm interested in buying this book from a perverse curiosity perspective. I dunno, seems like it could actually be mildly interesting.

GiBi said the other day that the book is unironically really good

Surely it would be called CWCcoin.

my money is on Sonicoin or Coin-197

this is a lmao idea, I wish the abbreviation for the chriscoins would be IBA(cuz IBAchandler; the source of Liquid Chris' coinage of Ian Brandon Anderson)

it's actually genius, i would love this. would be an amazing new saga

 

[3DHyena]

I can't think of a better way to enable Chris's more than writing a book that compares Chris to a famous artist.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Andy was shot three times in the chest by a feminist and was nearly killed by it. Just tossing this out there.

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Warhol was only shot once.

 

[Government Man]

From the title alone, I was initially intrigued. Unfortunately, this book looks like it's 600 pages of nothing of any substance; which is disappointing because I'm actually extremely intrigued by Chris as a sort of outsider artist. I may be exposing myself as my own sort of severe autist, but I'd definitely read someone trying to do a serious analysis of Sonichu, (not some grabage where a youtuber takes the story itself seriously.) The way Chris entirely uncritically consumes and regurgitates the lowest sort of pop-culture for children and uses it to try to comprehend actual adult happenings and themes in his life always feels to me like it says as much about the sources as it does Chris himself. It's almost like he's so incredibly stupid and naïve that it lets something pass through a lens that would otherwise get obscured. I can't see an adult interrupt his self-insert pokemon/sonic retelling of events from his own life with a fake advertisement for Axe without thinking that it reveals something deep down in something.

There's a non-zero chance that this book and/or thread will inspire some lazy-ass grad student who's read a little bit of Lacan or whatever to do exactly that. If some people can make an analysis of capeshit or pornos then lolcows are fair game too. All the big words should filter Chris quickly so we won't have to worry it going to his head.