Warrant Canary for May, 2021 -

Oban Lazcano Kamz

Michael Arthur Slubowski, CEO of trinity health
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
So what happens if there's no canary?
Do i delete my browser history

Also all of my posts on this site have been in jest obviously
Start panicking as soon as you notice that the canary is gone, or don't sweat it. Doesnt really affect the user as much as it does the site admin.
 

FEETLOAF

kiwifarms.net
If you are dumb and can't read negative space, 1776 hosting is under gag order. 1776 is Null's hosting company which owns the hardware infrastructure that Kiwi Farms and other clients use to host their websites. The federal government has subpoena'd 1776 hosting regarding what sites it hosts, either because Null is now a POI ( unlikely worst case scenario) or because one of the websites he hosts is hosting naughty things. Gag orders like this are done to prevent targets of investigations from destroying evidence or fleeing before being arrested. Most people ITT are betting it has to do with the Encyclopedia Dramatica spergs and their cross-state revenge porn snafu. It could potentially be many other websites null hosts, as they are all also retards.
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lolwatagain

kiwifarms.net
If you are dumb and can't read negative space, 1776 hosting is under gag order. The federal government has subpoena'd 1776 hosting regarding what sites it hosts, either because Null is now a POI (worst case scenario) or because one of the websites he hosts is hosting naughty things. Gag orders like this are done to prevent targets of investigations from destroying evidence or fleeing before being arrested.
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It could also be a state law enforcement agency. Governmental entity also covers state agencies with State Grand Jury subpoenas. It doesn't have to be the glowing Alphabet Bois.

But it wouldn't surprise me if the ATF is gearing up to shoot someone's dog for sharing some 3D printing files.
 

FEETLOAF

kiwifarms.net
It could also be a state law enforcement agency. Governmental entity also covers state agencies with State Grand Jury subpoenas. It doesn't have to be the glowing Alphabet Bois.

But it wouldn't surprise me if the ATF is gearing up to shoot someone's dog for sharing some 3D printing files.
Baseless speculation: The fact that they are worried about evidence tampering makes me think CP. I'll assume as a given that no website Null hosts is hosting CP. My conclusion is that Ade told the feds that Aediot has CP on his computers and he's going to get sent to federal pound me in the ass prison for revenge porn, terrorist threats, and CP.
I hope so, anyway. That would be kino.
 

Me? I'm Tight As Fuck

Not Whack
kiwifarms.net
If you are dumb and can't read negative space, 1776 hosting is under gag order. 1776 is Null's hosting company which owns the hardware infrastructure that Kiwi Farms and other clients use to host their websites. The federal government has subpoena'd 1776 hosting regarding what sites it hosts, either because Null is now a POI ( unlikely worst case scenario) or because one of the websites he hosts is hosting naughty things. Gag orders like this are done to prevent targets of investigations from destroying evidence or fleeing before being arrested. Most people ITT are betting it has to do with the Encyclopedia Dramatica spergs and their cross-state revenge porn snafu. It could potentially be many other websites null hosts, as they are all also retards.
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I didn't think you could spoonfeed the information any harder but wow, you sure did it. Bringing down the average IQ of the farms one redundant explanation at a time.
 

The Grinch

kiwifarms.net
Baseless speculation: The fact that they are worried about evidence tampering makes me think CP. I'll assume as a given that no website Null hosts is hosting CP. My conclusion is that Ade told the feds that Aediot has CP on his computers and he's going to get sent to federal pound me in the ass prison for revenge porn, terrorist threats, and CP.
I hope so, anyway. That would be kino.
Just so you know, gag orders are not uncommon. It doesn't need to be a terrorist threat or anything serious for a gag order to be issued.
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Baseless speculation: The fact that they are worried about evidence tampering makes me think CP. I'll assume as a given that no website Null hosts is hosting CP. My conclusion is that Ade told the feds that Aediot has CP on his computers and he's going to get sent to federal pound me in the ass prison for revenge porn, terrorist threats, and CP.
I hope so, anyway. That would be kino.
I like how ED has become such a shit site that it drags even other websites down with it.
 

Uberpenguin

Flightless Bird Agriculturalist
kiwifarms.net
I didn't think you could spoonfeed the information any harder but wow, you sure did it. Bringing down the average IQ of the farms one redundant explanation at a time.
My man, the point isn't for this to be some obtuse inside joke that only edgy 200IQ A&H posters who spend their days in imaginary slapfights with the government and the lefties can understand, it's because he's got a gag order that forces him personally to relay the information in a way that isn't explicit.
The site has an entire beauty parlor section full of catty women and gay men who still are fine kiwis who do a fantastic job of documenting retarded fat people and whores, but if they come here from the front page they probably aren't going to have any fucking idea what's going on unless someone spells it out for them.
Don't be dumb.


That said I'm a little confused; If relying on the fact a person can't be legally required to lie, thereby using omission as a means of conveying information, actually works, couldn't a person just go all the way and play a whole stupid game of charades to identify what a gag order is about anyways, thereby defeating the entire purpose? "Now I'm going to hum, and you're going to start naming names. Just know that for some reason I find myself unable unable to hum when anyone mentions the name of someone I'm being currently legally compelled to not discuss. Go ahead".
Idk, the whole thing just seems a little silly to me. But then again trying to slap legal muzzles on people to begin with is stupid, so it makes sense you'd have to fight fire with fire.
 
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