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  1. So just to be clear your wary of calling people SJWs but have no issue calling people you don't agree with stupid, drunks and pill poppers ?
    FYI stupidity is lack of common sense or intelligence, Lynch getting his facts wrong is a lack of knowledge or at worst ignorance.
     
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  2. Then perhaps you should refrain from casting aspersions on the intelligence of others.

    That doesn't sound like a debate. That sounds like some rando babbled at him. Were you, perchance, that rando? What exactly happened?

    This sounds like personal dudgeon, not anything believable.

    I really, really don't think it's smart for you to say things like this in a public forum without better evidence. You've spoken of considering a run for office. This isn't how you do it. I admit that random aspersions and shitposting got Donald Trump the win, but you might hold off until you are sitting on a pile of cash first.
     
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  3. I think John can play himself as well as he can play the media. He clearly believes that he has these skills and that his life was truly in danger. That's probably why he's so good at playing the media, if he was lying there would be little telltale signs; facial expressions, some reluctance, nervousness, etc. If he truly believes these things there's no reason to be nervous about getting found out because there's nothing to find out.
     
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  4. I heard Lynch was so upset he left the event early declaring it to be "a hit piece" then spent all night brooding about it and left his dog outside to freeze.
    That's some "Elon musk is going to build a space Base and drop moon rocks down onto america" level stupidity.
    That's like posting abuse onto your steam dev page from your own account.

    Credit where it's due I bet if you started a conversation with Lynch his natural reaction wouldn't be to snarl at me.
     
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  5. I respectfully disagree. Stephen Lynch is making the frogs gay.
    Big wild statements worked really well for Trump nationally, and great for me in Malden so far. Might not work on the in between level like State Rep or US Congress, but they actually might. Who knows.
    People in Malden assume they need to fact check anything I say, but they think I'm funny and that I make local politics into a fun sport they can participate in. Often to disagree with my wild statements, but that's okay.
    But do you really feel like he doesn't have alcohol face?[​IMG]
     
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  6. Stop A-Logging my nigga @RepStephenLynch.
     
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  7. My dog is having issues with diarrhea right now. This morning my wife and I had to clean up four puddles of diarrhea off the kitchen floor that he shat out last night.

    Cleaning up that diarrhea was less horrifying than that statement.
     
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    #2347 Sam Losco, Aug 10, 2018 at 9:46 PM
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  8. I talked to his college roommate, and he said Stephen drank half his paycheck in his 20s 30s and 40s. I hear he is in recovery now, but he still has alcohol face.
     
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  9. lol how quirky and random

    Yes, I mentioned that.

    When I was ten, my father began taking me along on deer hunting trips. My first time out, I ran ahead of Dad and saw some deer tracks. I ran back excitedly to report this to him, and he gently asked if I could bring them back.

    "The tracks?" I was puzzled.

    "Sure, girl. I never ate any deer track stew before."

    Tell me how you're doing once you land a deer, son.

    Are you hoping to persuade me by mere repetition?

    I don't see any sure signs of alcohol abuse, no. He has no spider angiomas, no yellow in the eyes, no bloating. He looks ruddy, but nothing more.

    If I were you, I don't think I'd make any remarks about anyone's dopey looks. Your own house is a trifle vitreous for that.
     
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  10. You should ask him how you retain college friendships for up to 30 years, only to dish the dirt to someone who has the same last name as him.
     
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  11. Haha that's how you know we're related. Except I don't have weird exploded veins in my nose and lips like him.
    He wouldn't have dished it to Brianna, that's for sure. I brought him to her and she was like "so give me the dirt".
    He was shocked. He said "why would I want to give you dirt on my good friend?"
    I broke the silence. "Brianna doesn't want dirt, she just wants a story. I bet you have great stories."
    So he told us a story, while Brianna looked daggers at me.
    The story was all about Stephen drinking like a fish and beating up Iranians. Which supposedly, if you were a young Irish immigrant in the 60s, that's what you did. According to this guy anyway. So that was kind of weird. But he left soon after, and was mad that I introduced him to Brianna.
     
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  12. You never did expand on this. Was it more embarrassing than the time when you threw your skirts up and fled weeping when he asked you who your parents were?

    In case you can't tell, I'm getting mighty cross with you. In these parts, we tend to ask for reliable sources of information when casting aspersions. You're just compounding innuendo on innuendo.
     
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  13. These parts are stupid then.
    I thought that was why you like Brianna so much, because she casts so many unfounded aspersions.
    Also, I am going to sue you for destroying the Earth using moon rocks.
     
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  14. Son, you make me all tired inside.
     
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  15. YOU NEVER LET ME GO TO THE MALL, GRANDPA!

    OMG where does the fierce defense of Stephen Lynch come from? Is it his total lack of convictions of any kind? Or perhaps the oatmeal-like consistency of his near-liquid face?
    Maybe Stephen Lynch was blackout drunk one time in the 60s and sprayed his musk on Kiwifarms, and you all became oatmeal fetishists who dream about sex with bowls of oatmeal that you can fap into while smelling Brianna's gym socks and making up psychological theories about it :)

    Yes, and then he jacked off in front of everybody and blamed it on Iranians.

    Elon musk sucks.
     
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    #2355 W person cow, Aug 11, 2018 at 2:39 AM
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  16. Yeah I know right? What's the difference between making fun of a cockless liar, scammer, and all-round reprehensible idiot with zero accomplishments to his name after 40 years of unemployment and making fun of a competent politician who has served his district without incident for decades? John Flynt and @RepStephenLynch are both white men after all, they are literally indistinguishable from each other.

    nigga you have problems
     
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  17. Everybody at the South Boston Democrats said they were afraid of Steven Lynch because if somebody criticizes him, he takes his pants off and starts jerking it and drooling, and they find it really embarrassing.
     
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  18. Iranians ?
    Didn't Brianna teach you the correct term "sand Nigger dykes"
     
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  19. Says the literal oatmeal fetishist.
     
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  20. Serious fucking problems.
     
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