Was Chris' dry-up inevitable? -

[BigAltheGreat921]

I've been thinking about this recently; I'll lean towards yes, because as the saying goes, "All good things must come to an end." Phenomena such as Chris tend to come and go, I guess (even though we still discuss him to death). However, I somewhat expected the golden age of trolling to go on a little longer. Bob's death pretty much ended all that.

 

[Marvin]

I've been thinking about this recently; I'll lean towards yes, because as the saying goes, "All good things must come to an end." Phenomena such as Chris tend to come and go, I guess (even though we still discuss him to death). However, I somewhat expected the golden age of trolling to go on a little longer. Bob's death pretty much ended all that.

We stopped trolling him when Bob died. Without us holding him on the internet, Chris slid off.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Even without people trolling him and paying him attention, Chris still is going to get himself in troubles. Even if nobody's there to see it.

It ain't over 'till it's over.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Yeah dry ups are inevitable for everyone really because even someone as dumb as Chris can learn after awhile. But I think without Bob's death its likely that we could have gotten much more content out of him.

 

[_blank_]

The original source (Chris) may eventually fade away, but at the same time, I look at Chris as a cautionary tale and to some extent a modern folklore character. So long as the internet exists, the tale of CWC shall remain and shall be reborn within each true and honest heart.

 

[Some JERK]

If it's any consolation, you can be assured that Chris's shenanigans aren't really ever going to stop. He's still a hilariously incompetent, delusional, shoplifting cross-dresser who lives in rural Virginia. It's just not going to be available for consumption on the internet.

 

[JULAY]

I've been thinking about this recently; I'll lean towards yes, because as the saying goes, "All good things must come to an end." Phenomena such as Chris tend to come and go, I guess (even though we still discuss him to death). However, I somewhat expected the golden age of trolling to go on a little longer. Bob's death pretty much ended all that.

He'll be back eventually. In the words of Hunter S. Thompson,

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

 

[OtterParty]

Chris is so dry when he wades crotch deep into a swamp he dries up fifteen acres of alligator habitat.


(with apologies to Seanbaby)

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He'll be back, and more retardeder than ever.

 

[Mogambo]

Everything breaks down eventually. Its a natural principle of the universe. In fact, Chris is kind of living proof of it. Since the early days, he's gone downhill dramatically, and shows no sign of stopping anytime soon. It's just that he's not posting it to the internet any more; even that has become too much work for him. No doubt he is still something of a local celebrity. After all, a greasy, overweight crossdresser is going to inspire conversation, especially when he does something stupid like attempting to shoplift, but at the end of the day nobody is going to be snapping pictures or uploading it to the internet. The golden age of trolling is over a done. Bob's death may have been part of it, but I think it was always inevitable.

 

[JULAY]

Everything breaks down eventually. Its a natural principle of the universe. In fact, Chris is kind of living proof of it. Since the early days, he's gone downhill dramatically, and shows no sign of stopping anytime soon. It's just that he's not posting it to the internet any more; even that has become too much work for him. No doubt he is still something of a local celebrity. After all, a greasy, overweight crossdresser is going to inspire conversation, especially when he does something stupid like attempting to shoplift, but at the end of the day nobody is going to be snapping pictures or uploading it to the internet. The golden age of trolling is over a done. Bob's death may have been part of it, but I think it was always inevitable.

You're talking about entropy, and yes, systems do increasingly become disordered over time, but Chris will eventually get back on the internet and make a spectacle of himself. You see, really, it's all that he has that could be considered good in his sordid, miserable life. He hates "da twolls" but if it weren't for us, he'd be nothing more than an unremarkable fat autist who poops himself and has no life. At least the people who pay attention to him actually somewhat care what's going on with his situation. If it weren't for us, all he would have would be Barb and (to a lesser degree) Rocky. And that is not a world that we do not need to live in... AT ALL.

 

[Marvin]

You're talking about entropy, and yes, systems do increasingly become disordered over time, but Chris will eventually get back on the internet and make a spectacle of himself. You see, really, it's all that he has that could be considered good in his sordid, miserable life. He hates "da twolls" but if it weren't for us, he'd be nothing more than an unremarkable fat autist who poops himself and has no life. At least the people who pay attention to him actually somewhat care what's going on with his situation. If it weren't for us, all he would have would be Barb and (to a lesser degree) Rocky. And that is not a world that we do not need to live in... AT ALL.

Well no, Chris only appears online because he's dragged online.

Now, of course, Chris isn't going to stop being Chris. He's Chris everyday, IRL. We hear stories about it, because we have friends in Charlottesville.

The only people capable of dragging Chris online are the inner circle. And we stopped dragging Chris online when Bob died. So, yeah, nah, Chris isn't going to be online substantially anymore.

 

[JULAY]

Well no, Chris only appears online because he's dragged online.

Now, of course, Chris isn't going to stop being Chris. He's Chris everyday, IRL. We hear stories about it, because we have friends in Charlottesville.

The only people capable of dragging Chris online are the inner circle. And we stopped dragging Chris online when Bob died. So, yeah, nah, Chris isn't going to be online substantially anymore.

I give it until Barb kicks the bucket. Without her restraining her fat autistic shartbeast, he'll creep back online, convinced that the trolling is behind him, and he can little pig blanket or whatever the autistic obsession du jour is. He can't help but do that, because it's really his only thing even resembling a social outlet.

 

[Marvin]

I give it until Barb kicks the bucket. Without her restraining her fat autistic shartbeast, he'll creep back online, convinced that the trolling is behind him, and he can little pig blanket or whatever the autistic obsession du jour is. He can't help but do that, because it's really his only thing even resembling a social outlet.

Nah, he won't be online.

I give it until Barb kicks the bucket. Without her restraining her fat autistic shartbeast, he'll creep back online, convinced that the trolling is behind him, and he can little pig blanket or whatever the autistic obsession du jour is. He can't help but do that, because it's really his only thing even resembling a social outlet.

Haha. Barb isn't restraining him. What made you think that?

 

[JULAY]

Haha. Barb isn't restraining him. What made you think that?

I'd imagine that the conversation goes something like this:

"Now Chrisshun, you know there are a lotta weird people out there... And you done made 'em come after us! I don't want you on that there internet no more, you hear me? And if I find out that you was, I'm gonna change the locks and you'll be out on the streets!"

I mean fuck, last I heard that crazy bitch was making him live in the same room as her before 14 BC burned down. I've got to assume that the dynamic is something like that, because nothing else would make a lick of sense...

 

[Kosher Dill]

Haha. Barb isn't restraining him. What made you think that?

I think everyone's more or less thought that ever since that leaked voicemail where Barb is like "COME HOME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DIE". And you know, making him live in the same room as her in 14BC. Not too much of a leap to assume he's constantly restrained.

EDIT: beaten to it by JULAY.

 

[Marvin]

I'd imagine that the conversation goes something like this:

"Now Chrisshun, you know there are a lotta weird people out there... And you done made 'em come after us! I don't want you on that there internet no more, you hear me? And if I find out that you was, I'm gonna change the locks and you'll be out on the streets!"

I mean fuck, last I heard that crazy bitch was making him live in the same room as her before 14 BC burned down. I've got to assume that the dynamic is something like that, because nothing else would make a lick of sense...

Barb doesn't know what the internet is.

I think everyone's more or less thought that ever since that leaked voicemail where Barb is like "COME HOME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DIE". And you know, making him live in the same room as her in 14BC. Not too much of a leap to assume he's constantly restrained.

EDIT: beaten to it by JULAY.

Well, I am the one giving details on the living in the same room situation. Heh, I know that's happening.

I thought we were talking about his internet shenanigans, which is what I was talking about. Overall, Chris is restrained, but Barb doesn't know what the internet is.

 

[JULAY]

Barb doesn't know what the internet is.


Well, I am the one giving details on the living in the same room situation. Heh, I know that's happening.

I thought we were talking about his internet shenanigans, which is what I was talking about. Overall, Chris is restrained, but Barb doesn't know what the internet is.

I guess I see where you're coming from, but my point is that Chris *does* know what the internet is, and if he doesn't fear the wrath of Barb, he may just decide to hop back on to play his vidya, and then we all know what happens. Are we ever going to get back to a point where he's making an ass of himself on a daily basis? No, of course not. Will he have an internet presence again at some point? Yeah, I think so. Anyway, not worth arguing about to be sure. Suffice it to say that whether it's a public spectacle or not, he'll continue to fail at life and poop himself until he meets his demise.

 

[A-Stump]

I think you give too much credit to the 'inner circle'. Chris may have been brought through the wringer more than a few times, but consider this: He's a man with nothing. No true friends, no life prospects, not shit in an outhouse. I believe time will play a part in him coming back. Sooner or later Barb will die, he'll have nobody to talk to. Isolation makes you yearn for something more, and the Internet is amazing for that. With a whimper or with a bang, he's not done yet in my opinion.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I thought we were talking about his internet shenanigans

Right, it's kind of hard to have internet shenanigans when you have no privacy or freedom though. I'm still surprised he somehow managed to film that "Cole's Wedding" video outside of Barb's watchful gaze.