Was Chris happier when he was being trolled? (2008-2010) -

[TrippinKahlua]

So, for example, if a stranger contacts him out of the blue on the internet and tells him that she's a hot woman who wants to fuck him, he won't believe it nowadays. He's developed an extreme sort of paranoia where he's not trusting anyone. I mean, it might not seem like a big deal, but that sort of con was like 90% of our trolling plans. Really, aside from us, unless they're willing to send someone to meet Chris IRL, no one is going to be successfully trolling him. (Or, well, I know of someone else who could pull it off, but they're pretty talented and not your average I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME troll. )

I feel bad for girls online who truly are Hot woman who want to fuck Chris but can't raise the funds to travel to C-ville. Hot free China.

This is the problem I felt with Jackie, and why I felt that Saga was a fuck up.

 

[Marvin]

Barb didn't film that.

Do we know who did film it? I was judging by the fashion and sight of a belly, also she's his main McDonalds buddy.

I think we speculated that Rocky filmed it.

This.

Barb didn't do it and the only other old lady Chris knows is Rocky. Plus Rocky's still doing favors for Chris if he asks, so she's the most likely.

 

[Wagman]

So, for example, if a stranger contacts him out of the blue on the internet and tells him that she's a hot woman who wants to fuck him, he won't believe it nowadays. He's developed an extreme sort of paranoia where he's not trusting anyone. I mean, it might not seem like a big deal, but that sort of con was like 90% of our trolling plans. Really, aside from us, unless they're willing to send someone to meet Chris IRL, no one is going to be successfully trolling him. (Or, well, I know of someone else who could pull it off, but they're pretty talented and not your average I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME troll. )

I feel bad for girls online who truly are Hot woman who want to fuck Chris but can't raise the funds to travel to C-ville. Hot free China.

This is the problem I felt with Jackie, and why I felt that Saga was a fuck up.

Chris farted on a cake.....I'd call that a win.

 

[milkshark]

Trust me, I know he's exceptional and I know he's not 'deep' in any way. But if you look at his Facebook posts you can see that he's throwing a non-stop pity parade and that he clearly has a motive when he makes those posts. So, I suppose I thought aloud when I stated my belief that he has to have an aim when he attacks trolls on Facebook. Surely he's realised that he hasn't been trolled in about four years. Is that not enough for him? Does he think the trolls will go away if he tard rages on Facebook? What is the point of these posts? Is he honestly looking to get attention? If not from trolls, then who?

It's much stupider than what you're thinking. Life isn't perfect, so he bitches on Facebook. It's as simple as that. He expects a lot, does nothing and complains about the results. "The point" of all his posts is this: People told him his online reputation is bad, so he's ordering all of the trolls he feels are responsible to fix it for him, because he's Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[Marvin]

I think that Chris' call to the trolls in whatever Failbook post he happens to make at the moment is really just his sad and desperate way of getting people to pay attention to him. If he's not asking for ass-pats from the very few people who haven't put him on ignore, he's trying to stir up trouble in the hopes that people will troll him again. Without trolls, all Chris has got is the sad and lonely reality of his life, which is spiralling further and further down the drain as the years go by.

These kind of theories come up a lot, but honestly I think they're exceptional. I mean, I guess I have a different perspective of Chris. I think people see Chris' behavior and they just can't believe that Chris is as exceptional as his behavior implies. They insist that no one can be that stupid and that there must be a deeper meaning to Chris' actions. But no, I can confirm, based on all the public and private Chris spergings I've read, watched and listened to, Chris is definitely as stupid as he seems. There aren't any deeper meanings to Chris' posts. He genuinely believes all the crazy subjects of his posts.

Trust me, I know he's exceptional and I know he's not 'deep' in any way. But if you look at his Facebook posts you can see that he's throwing a non-stop pity parade and that he clearly has a motive when he makes those posts. So, I suppose I thought aloud when I stated my belief that he has to have an aim when he attacks trolls on Facebook. Surely he's realised that he hasn't been trolled in about four years. Is that not enough for him? Does he think the trolls will go away if he tard rages on Facebook? What is the point of these posts? Is he honestly looking to get attention? If not from trolls, then who?

Nah, there's no motive any more complicated than "fuck you trolls." Chris still thinks the trolls are still around. Until the cwcki is gone, he'll keep thinking this. Chris doesn't really understand the nature of trolling. So, for example, he doesn't understand that his postings are encouraging the trolls.

 

[A-Stump]

Trolls are still around. Just for shits and giggles I checked the Chris-Chan ED article last night and a few people made a care package of their own to send him which was just drawings of his house on fire.

 

[CatParty]

i should not be laughing at that

 

[Coldgrip]

Trolls are still around. Just for shits and giggles I checked the Our Pet Lolcow ED article last night and a few people made a care package of their own to send him which was just drawings of his house on fire.

I bet their next brilliant idea will be to call him up and scream .

Funny how he didn't mention that.

It's really better he didn't. I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME shouldn't be given any attention.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Trolls are still around. Just for shits and giggles I checked the Our Pet Lolcow ED article last night and a few people made a care package of their own to send him which was just drawings of his house on fire.

I don't think I should be laughing at this but I just imagine Chris, excited at the prospect of getting more gifts, opening up this giant box filled to the brim with various depictions of the fire. He immediately shrieks, tard-rages to nobody in particular, and crashes into slumber for the rest of the day.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Trolls are still around. Just for shits and giggles I checked the Our Pet Lolcow ED article last night and a few people made a care package of their own to send him which was just drawings of his house on fire.

Okay that's just sick. Makes me wonder if the trolls are at least partially responsible for Chris's current mental stage. But to Chris, "partially reponsible" doesn't register to his head so therefore, the trolls are fully responsible for Chris' s misfortune.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris farted on a cake.....I'd call that a win.

That was during Part 2. Jackie had a good chance to prevent the so-called dry spell, but she fucked it up.

 

[A-Stump]

The ED thing was actually probably a direct response to this forum's drive because the note actually seemed to riff off Null's note or at least reference the situation.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

At the end of the day, ignorance is bliss I guess. It's easy to be happy when you've been sheltered from the realities of life, unfortunately for Chris, it just meant that the shock was that much greater when the real world inevitably caught up with him.

I'm afraid it's the hated "N" word, Naive, his happiness back then was just a manifestation of his naivete. He wasn't happy because he was trolled, he was trolled because he was happy.

 

[geewizz]

At the end of the day, ignorance is bliss I guess. It's easy to be happy when you've been sheltered from the realities of life, unfortunately for Chris, it just meant that the shock was that much greater when the real world inevitably caught up with him.

I'm afraid it's the hated "N" word, Naive, his happiness back then was just a manifestation of his naivete. He wasn't happy because he was trolled, he was trolled because he was happy.

I'm not sure Chris ever was happy. I mean think about it. Everything in his life at that point and even now was/is a distraction from reality. Videogames, pornography, movies, comics, the internet. All of them are a dopamine drip to surrogate a life devoid of any real happiness, accomplishment or hope. No prospects, no future goals, no talents, no friends, no lover and an unhealthy relationship with his parents has had to have had a significant negative impact on his wellbeing and being unable/unwilling to face these realities he stays plugged in and switched off as much as he can. I think as he's gotten older these facts are creeping up on him and the more he realizes time is running out the more scared and frustrated he becomes and the more he seeks pleasure and distraction from other sources.

 

[Marvin]

At the end of the day, ignorance is bliss I guess. It's easy to be happy when you've been sheltered from the realities of life, unfortunately for Chris, it just meant that the shock was that much greater when the real world inevitably caught up with him.

I'm afraid it's the hated "N" word, Naive, his happiness back then was just a manifestation of his naivete. He wasn't happy because he was trolled, he was trolled because he was happy.

I'm not sure Chris ever was happy. I mean think about it. Everything in his life at that point and even now was/is a distraction from reality. Videogames, pornography, movies, comics, the internet. All of them are a dopamine drip to surrogate a life devoid of any real happiness, accomplishment or hope. No prospects, no future goals, no talents, no friends, no lover and an unhealthy relationship with his parents has had to have had a significant negative impact on his wellbeing and being unable/unwilling to face these realities he stays plugged in and switched off as much as he can. I think as he's gotten older these facts are creeping up on him and the more he realizes time is running out the more scared and frustrated he becomes and the more he seeks pleasure and distraction from other sources.

You're really overestimating Chris. You're applying a normal person's standard of happiness to Chris. Chris is dumb as dirt and his current life is proof of that. He has no job and nothing to occupy his day-to-day time and that's not what's tweaking him as the bad part of his life. Chris' only goals would be to be permanently mothered, and possibly emulate TV sitcom stereotypes of family life (except the parts that require him to, y'know, work). Chris could achieve happiness for five minutes when he's eating one of his mcdonalds meals.

 

[libertyoftheaether]

As people have already said, Chris was happier back then because he still had delusions of grandeur. In his mind, Sonichu was going to be a multibillion dollar empire, an extremely attractive woman who was completely forgiving of all his shortcomings would eventually become his sweetheart and all this would happen despite him investing no effort into it. The trolling was a sustained assault on the little bubble which sheltered him from the real world. Despite Chris' absolute stubbornness, the bubble could only endure so much before something eventually got through to him and dispelled the glamourous illusions he had woven.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You're really overestimating Chris. You're applying a normal person's standard of happiness to Chris. Chris is dumb as dirt and his current life is proof of that. He has no job and nothing to occupy his day-to-day time and that's not what's tweaking him as the bad part of his life.

Yeah, this. I've likened Chris before to my friend's fat cat that is content to sit in a cardboard box all day. Would you be happy if your only lot in life was to get your belly rubbed and sit in a box? Hell no. But Chris can't see value in more sophisticated goals.

 

[Silver]

Would you be happy if your only lot in life was to get your belly rubbed and sit in a box? Hell no.

If I were a cat, I'd probably think that was the epitome of life. As a human, though...

 

[WiseOldBadger]

Chris did have somewhat sophisticated goals: Get a hot lady and a become a millionaire!

Too bad the discomfort of making an effort always outweighed the incentive of the reward itself.

 

[Carlson]

Chris did have somewhat sophisticated goals: Get a hot lady and a become a millionaire!

Too bad the discomfort of making an effort always outweighed the incentive of the reward itself.

But really, how sophisticated WERE they? Chris had goals, but they were all simplistic stereotypes of what he thought life was like. He was basically trying to live a television life, with all the hard bits edited out or left off-screen. Chris operated on a very general set of goals, and had no clue how to begin. So he basically just left himself content to sit on his ass all day and wait for something good to happen.