Was Chris happier when he was being trolled? (2008-2010) -

[Mickey Rat]

You're really overestimating Chris. You're applying a normal person's standard of happiness to Chris. Chris is dumb as dirt and his current life is proof of that. He has no job and nothing to occupy his day-to-day time and that's not what's tweaking him as the bad part of his life.

Yeah, this. I've likened Chris before to my friend's fat cat that is content to sit in a cardboard box all day. Would you be happy if your only lot in life was to get your belly rubbed and sit in a box? Hell no. But Chris can't see value in more sophisticated goals.

Hey, that's not fair. Even a cat will shit in a box instead of its pants.

 

[Foof]

I think Chris used trolling on him as an excuse to voice his idiotic opinions on the internet. Trolls molded him into who he is today, and his lolcow status is a bit stagnant atm.

 

[WiseOldBadger]

Chris did have somewhat sophisticated goals: Get a hot lady and a become a millionaire!

Too bad the discomfort of making an effort always outweighed the incentive of the reward itself.

But really, how sophisticated WERE they? Chris had goals, but they were all simplistic stereotypes of what he thought life was like. He was basically trying to live a television life, with all the hard bits edited out or left off-screen. Chris operated on a very general set of goals, and had no clue how to begin. So he basically just left himself content to sit on his ass all day and wait for something good to happen.

You've got that about half right. Chris' vague goals as a "family man" with an "office job" were vague and largely inspired by tv. But they were secondary. Chris definitly wanted a sweetheart and I don't think any TV show told him he needed one.

I think he didn't become interested in girls until he was out of high school ( unbelievable, but I guess it is true.) So I think the sweetheart search was genuine, but he didn't make an effort to develop a game plan for getting a girl.

But apart from that, I think your right.

 

[Foof]

Chris did have somewhat sophisticated goals: Get a hot lady and a become a millionaire!

Too bad the discomfort of making an effort always outweighed the incentive of the reward itself.

But really, how sophisticated WERE they? Chris had goals, but they were all simplistic stereotypes of what he thought life was like. He was basically trying to live a television life, with all the hard bits edited out or left off-screen. Chris operated on a very general set of goals, and had no clue how to begin. So he basically just left himself content to sit on his ass all day and wait for something good to happen.

You've got that about half right. Chris' vague goals as a "family man" with an "office job" were vague and largely inspired by tv. But they were secondary. Chris definitly wanted a sweetheart and I don't think any TV show told him he needed one.

I think he didn't become interested in girls until he was out of high school ( unbelievable, but I guess it is true.) So I think the sweetheart search was genuine, but he didn't make an effort to develop a game plan for getting a girl.

But apart from that, I think your right.

Well, watching "The Honeymooners" and "Leave it to Beaver" doesn't really qualify someone as being a good potential parent. I think most of what Chris had believed he could do, was mostly based off his lack of rational thinking. He basically had the belief that his wife would work all day while he sits at home playing vidyas, and then have her do all the childcare and housework. I think if he did get married, he'd end up as the basis for an episode of Law and Order: SVU. I think it would be most interesting for him to appear on "Cheaters" though. Watching his abused and neglected spouse whooping his ass from trying to sleep around with a Filipino midget hooker named "Julie".

 

[Carlson]

Chris did have somewhat sophisticated goals: Get a hot lady and a become a millionaire!

Too bad the discomfort of making an effort always outweighed the incentive of the reward itself.

But really, how sophisticated WERE they? Chris had goals, but they were all simplistic stereotypes of what he thought life was like. He was basically trying to live a television life, with all the hard bits edited out or left off-screen. Chris operated on a very general set of goals, and had no clue how to begin. So he basically just left himself content to sit on his ass all day and wait for something good to happen.

You've got that about half right. Chris' vague goals as a "family man" with an "office job" were vague and largely inspired by tv. But they were secondary. Chris definitly wanted a sweetheart and I don't think any TV show told him he needed one.

I think he didn't become interested in girls until he was out of high school ( unbelievable, but I guess it is true.) So I think the sweetheart search was genuine, but he didn't make an effort to develop a game plan for getting a girl.

But apart from that, I think your right.

From what I remember of Christory, he claims to have not realized that he liked girls until 16. As with anything from Chris, take it with an entire salt mine.

 

[Varis]

I feel bad for girls online who truly are Hot woman who want to fuck Chris but can't raise the funds to travel to C-ville. Hot free China.

This is the problem I felt with Jackie, and why I felt that Saga was a fuck up.

Chris farted on a cake.....I'd call that a win.

I didn't need to see his balls from that angle - or any angle - but maybe I'm just weird like that.

 

[Axiom]

From what I remember of Christory, he claims to have not realized that he liked girls until 16. As with anything from Chris, take it with an entire salt mine.

I think it was that he didn't discover masturbation until that age, watching some softcore HBO light porn. It may well have also been that he didn't like girls until then, either, since maybe this HBO show also depicted women as the source of some male pleasure.

The best descriptor of Chris's sexuality, such as it ever was, is like a little boy trying to kiss girls on the playground. He knows there's some basic thrill involved but largely does if because he sees grownups do it, and therefore it's something that will make him closer to being a 'grownup'.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris did have somewhat sophisticated goals: Get a hot lady and a become a millionaire!

Too bad the discomfort of making an effort always outweighed the incentive of the reward itself.

I wouldn't say those were his goals, because that usually implies that it's something you'd work towards. For Chris, the actual work part would always be done by other people. Sega/Nintendo/Archie/Marvel would have to find Sonichu for themselves and do all the hard development work. Women would have to approach him and ask him out. So less "goal," more "something that would be cool if it happened."

 

[DeadMansHand]

So I think the sweetheart search was genuine, but he didn't make an effort to develop a game plan for getting a girl.

Of course he made a plan for getting a girl. The problem was the plan was stupid and Chris-like, and was doomed to failure before he even put it into effect.

His plan also got him arrested, kicked out of school, and banned from nearly every retail establishment around Charlottesville. And trolled. Oh, the trolling....

 

[Hyperion]

Of course he was happy during the trolling. Just look at him and Bluespike going at it for hours every night. He absolutely loved being trolled because it gave him an endless supply of 13 year old boys to have cyber sex with.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

From what I remember of Christory, he claims to have not realized that he liked girls until 16. As with anything from Chris, take it with an entire salt mine.

I think it was that he didn't discover masturbation until that age, watching some softcore HBO light porn. It may well have also been that he didn't like girls until then, either, since maybe this HBO show also depicted women as the source of some male pleasure.

The one constant in Chris's life is his arrested/delayed development. I don't really find it at all difficult to believe Chris wasn't interested in girls in high school. Maybe he was watching softcore porn and masturbating, but that might have just been because he liked seeing women naked. That doesn't mean he'd transfer the idea to girls in his school, and contemplate forming a romantic bond with them. As Chris's writing and art at the time shows, his head was full of Sonic and Pokemon. He lived and breathed that shit. Even though there might have been seeds of his sex drive starting to present themselves, it would be quite a while before Chris would make sex as much of a priority as he made vidya.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

and possibly emulate TV sitcom stereotypes of family life (except the parts that require him to, y'know, work). Chris could achieve happiness for five minutes when he's eating one of his mcdonalds meals.

Must be how I wish I had a 2nd sibling, because a lot of those sitcoms had like 3 kids in their family.

Did Chris watch a lot of sitcoms in his life growing up, like Family Matters (no Darkies!) and Saved by the Bell or Full House? Or maybe even Unhappily Ever After, autistic little Chris would've gotten a kick out of the Rabbit Puppet character.

He's just never come off as a fan of those "dom com" shows, just Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

and possibly emulate TV sitcom stereotypes of family life (except the parts that require him to, y'know, work). Chris could achieve happiness for five minutes when he's eating one of his mcdonalds meals.

Must be how I wish I had a 2nd sibling, because a lot of those sitcoms had like 3 kids in their family.

Did Chris watch a lot of sitcoms in his life growing up, like Family Matters (no Darkies!) and Saved by the Bell or Full House? Or maybe even Unhappily Ever After, autistic little Chris would've gotten a kick out of the Rabbit Puppet character.

He's just never come off as a fan of those "dom com" shows, just Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Chris watched I Love Lucy, so even if he didn't watch then-current sitcoms, he was apparently watching older ones. I'd guess that Borb watched sitcoms too, and if Chris wasn't controlling the remote, he didn't have a choice.

Don't forget shows like Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park. Not sitcoms in the traditional sense, but still playing on the same cliches.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

'Sex' isn't really his priority. Chris really wants a woman for companionship and to be his replacement Barb. As far as Chris' sex drive is concerned he tends to overcompensate.

When his virginity grows back, he'll bitch about it once again.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

No he won't. He went to a prostitute to get it taken care of before and if he really wanted he could go to one again. The simple fact is Chris isn't very interested in sex.

He missed. His was too broken, and he was too naive to notice.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

No he won't. He went to a prostitute to get it taken care of before and if he really wanted he could go to one again. The simple fact is Chris isn't very interested in sex.

Also, given the choice between doing something that he enjoys or forgoing it so he can bitch that his life sucks and he can get a pity party, he always tends toward the latter. If he went to a hooker every time he wanted sex, then who could he get to pity him for not having the things that he wants?

Not necessarily a fully conscious decision. His mind is just so attuned to self-victimization, that's just where he leans.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If he loves Parades so much, wonder why he refused to do the Parade for Alec that Jackie requested :I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME:

Heh heh, say what you will, but I love my own shitty sarcasm.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Also, given the choice between doing something that he enjoys or forgoing it so he can bitch that his life sucks and he can get a pity party, he always tends toward the latter. If he went to a hooker every time he wanted sex, then who could he get to pity him for not having the things that he wants?

He'd probably try to have it both ways and complain about how it's not TRUE and HONEST with a hooker. He certainly didn't seem to have any problem telling the Wallflower that he would have to visit one if she wouldn't give him pity-sex. i mean, if she wouldn't be his sweetheart.

 

[CatParty]

Also, given the choice between doing something that he enjoys or forgoing it so he can bitch that his life sucks and he can get a pity party, he always tends toward the latter. If he went to a hooker every time he wanted sex, then who could he get to pity him for not having the things that he wants?

He'd probably try to have it both ways and complain about how it's not TRUE and HONEST with a hooker. He certainly didn't seem to have any problem telling the Wallflower that he would have to visit one if she wouldn't give him pity-sex. i mean, if she wouldn't be his sweetheart.

he was lying about the hooker. he's still a virgin.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Also, given the choice between doing something that he enjoys or forgoing it so he can bitch that his life sucks and he can get a pity party, he always tends toward the latter. If he went to a hooker every time he wanted sex, then who could he get to pity him for not having the things that he wants?

He'd probably try to have it both ways and complain about how it's not TRUE and HONEST with a hooker. He certainly didn't seem to have any problem telling the Wallflower that he would have to visit one if she wouldn't give him pity-sex. i mean, if she wouldn't be his sweetheart.

he was lying about the hooker. he's still a virgin.

Do I think he hired a hooker? Yes. Do I think he had proper intercourse?

Well, thats impossible. But seems the video explaining why has been removed.