Was Jeffrey Dahmer the original lolcow? -

Angrypaperplateman

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For those of you that haven't seen it, I recommend you go and watch "My Friend Dahmer" online or wherever you can get your hands on it. If you aren't familiar, i'll spoil it for you, but don't worry because you aren't missing out on a whole lot since the movie is just a retelling of very public events.

A man named John Backderf befriended Dahmer all the way back in high school. Jeffrey had two parents whom abused eachother and argued constantly. Never was there once a peaceful moment in Dahmer's home unless everyone was in a separate room. Jeffrey's mother had a home decorator whom I believe had ALS? Every fifteen minutes the decorator would have a seizure like fit that also induced tard noises. Jeffrey found humor in this and would at school pretend to be the decorator and have fake seizures on the floor and generally act retarded. What's disturbing about this is that he wasn't 10, he was 18.

Due to his lewd public acts a small group of people from his school formed a fan club around his antics. Jeffrey was such a popular lolcow that at one point thirty+ people paid Jeffrey a pretty penny to go to the mall and act retarded for laughs. The emotional strains this put on him drove him to alcoholism, before each performance he would sometimes be seen downing entire six packs in a whole minute.

He was only seen as a lolcow and never had intimate connection with anyone as they all saw him as a sideshow attraction and a one trick pony.

Much like how lolcows turn out eventually Jeffrey's psyche was almost destroyed by this, as long after high school when people from his past would try to connect with him, he'd still employ his past childhood tactics for laughs. Though nobody thought it was funny anymore or even cared. I doubt it has anything to do with his crimes though it probably didn't help, I believe it was Jeffrey's drive to get attention with shock value.

His lolcow antics at the time did not go unnoticed, his entire school knew who he was and many outsiders around his town knew exactly whom he was as well. Even Vice President Walter Mondale knew of the man as Jeffrey managed to manipulate his way to getting a tour of his office.

Long story short, lolcows have been a thing probably since the ancient greek days, unfortunately we'll never know about them.
 

Dysnomia

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Richard Ramirez had a terrible childhood too. I think something has to really go wrong early on for you to end up that screwed up. Your average guy doesn't just start killing people for no reason. There are probably some exceptions. But I guarantee something went wrong upstairs at some point and no one noticed for a long time.

Also, that movie has so many true crime tumblrtards gushing over Dahmer. A gay serial killer who would have absolutely no interest in them. Most of them are female. And even if they are transtrenders Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn't want your front hole. Plus he's dead.
 

Hell0

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I don't think he actually lifted that much, I think that's fan girl wish fulfillment that displays in the movie, especially since they got a pretty blonde Disney boy to play Dahmer.

eh, probably. 100% killed animals in the woods though.
 

Angrypaperplateman

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eh, probably. 100% killed animals in the woods though.
I think John Backderf the author of My Friend Dahmer is TOTALLY over blowing what happened to get more money, I would too in his situation he was sitting on a goldmine.

None of the details really even match up with the movie or the book, the girl Dahmer took to prom wasn't a freshmen she was 16. The ending scene in that movie didn't even really happen (Dahmer has a baseball bat and is sneaking behind Derf and thinking of whether or not to kill him, that is fucking ridiculous and I can guarantee did not happen).

I think that Dahmer acted autistic, got some attention for it, then played with dead animals until his sexual desires drove him to kill and eat men. The movie is totally trying to romanticize the situation for money and to appeal to 17 year old girls.

THIS was Jeffrey Dahmer:

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This is the pretty boy they tried to romanticize:

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