watch this, please - 4/3/2019 - Gorl apologizes, kind of

Lalala

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Honestly thought this unsub train was gonna be another weaksauce "Look ma we're weal twolls" speck of nothing but goddamn we got an insincere as fuck apology vid and will likely get more scrambling attempts to claw subs back as a result.
Nice work ya autistic fucks ya did a good.
 

Long time lurker

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"Playback on other sites has been disabled by the video owner"

What. I've never seen this before.
And here I thought that Amber was incapable of learning...But then again, this has to do with her view$ and she was always savvy about that.
I'm more inclined to see if this leads to an actual hit in her videos' view counts.
I think she's already seeing a drop in views, hence the "apology" video (I made the same "going to throw up face" she did at the beginning of this video while typing "apology"), and later making it so that it cannot be mirrored.
 

clusterfuckk

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I've said it before, but I really think she doesn't understand that a person might express an emotion -- say, anger -- for legitimate reasons and not because they're trying to bully or manipulate. In AL's world, you're nice to people when you're getting your way. If you're not getting your way, you use a temper tantrum to intimidate people back into compliance. You don't get mad because someone you care about is killing themselves and it hurts you to watch; you get mad because you need to exert control. She just confirmed this when she said she thought people were unsubscribing as a "power trip" and then changed her mind when enough people had demonstrated enough "caring" to scratch some narcissistic itch of hers.

It's just a variation on the whole, "I'm leaving YouTube/Wait, no I'm not because people begged me to stay" shit people pull all the time.

She's emotionally-driven and not very bright. She seeks emotional gratification, whether through pretending she's in control (CuntyLynn Phase) or fishing for validation (CryingLynn Phase). She's a bottomless pit for both sympathy and food, and she just doesn't get how healthy people function.

Oh well. It'll be interesting to see how this all plays out.
Typical BPD behavior. Its ramping up GORLS!!
 

Captain Ahab

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It just shows how ridiculously dependent she is in her youtube income. Once this well dries up she’ll be utterly fucked. Since gorl eats through her pay check every month and most likely doesn’t invest or save anything, she’ll probably end up homeless once people stop watching or someone at youtube smites her channel with the ban hammer because of feeder porn content. Youtube doesn’t tolerate fetish channels btw. This ain’t pornhub gorl.
 

Gorlax

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If she were smart, she'd feign a total meltdown on video, and get thousands of dollars from the views and completely shore up her subscriber count. Unfortunately, although all she does is debase herself for money, she's not clever enough to think of that
and is instead opting for low-effort bland guile, her usual defence against accountability, which usually has the desired effect on the rètarded normies who watch her and are easily guilted. Boring.
She does peruse the farms though. If we're lucky she'll see your post and get some ideas...
 

Clown Baby

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I'm loving this entire saga. Humblelynn using her soft voice and her "i'm trying not to cry; fuck, this is so raw" little eeeuuggh noises. You know what a person with BPD does if you threaten them with abandonment?

Whatever they think will get you to stay.

Lie. Apologize. Promise. Tell you everything will be different. Beg. Cry. Scream. Break things. Threaten suicide. Remind you about how hard they've had it in life and how no one ever loved them or stayed. Whatever it takes. It's dependent on the person they are trying to manipulate.

She now seems to know that some of these people are leaving not on a powertriptypedeal but because they are worried about her. So she makes this sad video where she's on the verge of tears and says she's struggooling with things she doesn't talk about, which is probably her mobility. After months of boring hauls and failed diets, finally, something new is happening. W.eens are the worst in most cases (like stop making this about you and just let the cow play their bullshit out naturally) but this is a really interesting way to watch AL's behavior shift, and I'm just sitting here waiting for the "I can't stand for more than a minute" admission. It will garner sympathy from some people, but it'll get her hate from others, because she's still happily shoveling party trays of shrimp in her face when she's well aware that she's eaten herself immobile.
 

theriddler3

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I'm loving this entire saga. Humblelynn using her soft voice and her "i'm trying not to cry; fuck, this is so raw" little eeeuuggh noises. You know what a person with BPD does if you threaten them with abandonment?

Whatever they think will get you to stay.

Lie. Apologize. Promise. Tell you everything will be different. Beg. Cry. Scream. Break things. Threaten suicide. Remind you about how hard they've had it in life and how no one ever loved them or stayed. Whatever it takes. It's dependent on the person they are trying to manipulate.

She now seems to know that some of these people are leaving not on a powertriptypedeal but because they are worried about her. So she makes this sad video where she's on the verge of tears and says she's struggooling with things she doesn't talk about, which is probably her mobility. After months of boring hauls and failed diets, finally, something new is happening. W.eens are the worst in most cases (like stop making this about you and just let the cow play their bullshit out naturally) but this is a really interesting way to watch AL's behavior shift, and I'm just sitting here waiting for the "I can't stand for more than a minute" admission. It will garner sympathy from some people, but it'll get her hate from others, because she's still happily shoveling party trays of shrimp in her face when she's well aware that she's eaten herself immobile.
Amberlynn is not doing of this to appease her former subs. Shes doing this to mitigate her revenue loss. She doesn't give a fuck who watches, she just wants the attention and money. Amberlynn is so fucked in the head; she doesn't process that there's any merit to people not liking her or choosing to move on from .her content due to their concerns about her behavior. They're just haydurrs who want to see her fail. That's it. Whether the old subs come back or she gets new ones makes no difference. She just needs those subs to give her those views.

The only reason she's doing any of this is because she's afraid of losing money, losing Becky, and those deep-seated feelings of abject lonliness and total abandonment bubbling to the top to cause her strife. We may get some bare hoof or belly tit sightings from this debacle, but it'll just be to bring people back so she can keep profiting off their views.

As soon as this all blows over, I'm sure we'll see our ol' gorl mookbinging and screeching "KAYUUUUTE" at basic bitch shit the nanosecond it feels safe to do so.
 

Very Honest Content

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I'm talking about the hundreds of reaction channels, edit channels, lectures from health channels, and all that. Those bring in views.
When was 'better help' saga going on? Late second quarter or early third? I can't recall exactly the timeline right now but there was a few decent break out moments . Could have been the vacation that never left the hotel for pride week too I guess?

This is the face of late stage unwarrented self-importance. Don't let this happen to you, kids...
 

SmileyTimeDayCare

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It just shows how ridiculously dependent she is in her youtube income. Once this well dries up she’ll be utterly fucked. Since gorl eats through her pay check every month and most likely doesn’t invest or save anything, she’ll probably end up homeless once people stop watching or someone at youtube smites her channel with the ban hammer because of feeder porn content. Youtube doesn’t tolerate fetish channels btw. This ain’t pornhub gorl.
Hey she might actually lose some weight.
 

Zika Virus

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Is she going to admit to buying subscribers to compensate though because I’ve been keeping an eye on the subscriber graph now and again and it suddenly gained 200 subs in a second three different times. Which she then lost almost right away with more coming with them.
I think the drastic peaks/drops of subscribers that appear on the tracker are just discrepancies on SocialBlade's end.
 
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Clown Baby

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The only reason she's doing any of this is because she's afraid of losing money,
She's been making enough money to live without working for 3 years, and back then she had maybe 40k subs. Losing 10k+ subs is probably going to put a dent into her torrid cash, but she's not going to be destitute over this.
 

theriddler3

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She's been making enough money to live without working for 3 years, and back then she had maybe 40k subs. Losing 10k+ subs is probably going to put a dent into her torrid cash, but she's not going to be destitute over this.
Right, but I think any drop scares her.


Edit: I mentioned Becky leaving her as well. If Amber loses too much money, Becky is out. Those statements are connected. I seriously doubt she'd be a butler for Amberlynn if she had to work and wipe Amberlynn's ass. Granted, this probably won't affect Amberlynn's income too much, but I'm sure the fear is still there.

I'm not going to shit up the thread replying to you. We're arguing the same point.
 
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Clown Baby

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Right, but I think any drop scares her.
And I think she's more scared of people up and leaving her. Agree to disagree. In the shrimp mookbong she said something like "if you love us, you'd support us no matter what," us meaning Chantal and herself. She craves adoration and attention like a sponge, and that was going on long before she made any kind of money on youtube.
 

InTheMorning

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She's been making enough money to live without working for 3 years, and back then she had maybe 40k subs. Losing 10k+ subs is probably going to put a dent into her torrid cash, but she's not going to be destitute over this.
I don't have any clue how YouTube works, how much is 40k subs worth?
 

InTheMorning

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I'm loving this entire saga. Humblelynn using her soft voice and her "i'm trying not to cry; fuck, this is so raw" little eeeuuggh noises. You know what a person with BPD does if you threaten them with abandonment?

Whatever they think will get you to stay.

Lie. Apologize. Promise. Tell you everything will be different. Beg. Cry. Scream. Break things. Threaten suicide. Remind you about how hard they've had it in life and how no one ever loved them or stayed. Whatever it takes. It's dependent on the person they are trying to manipulate.

She now seems to know that some of these people are leaving not on a powertriptypedeal but because they are worried about her. So she makes this sad video where she's on the verge of tears and says she's struggooling with things she doesn't talk about, which is probably her mobility. After months of boring hauls and failed diets, finally, something new is happening. W.eens are the worst in most cases (like stop making this about you and just let the cow play their bullshit out naturally) but this is a really interesting way to watch AL's behavior shift, and I'm just sitting here waiting for the "I can't stand for more than a minute" admission. It will garner sympathy from some people, but it'll get her hate from others, because she's still happily shoveling party trays of shrimp in her face when she's well aware that she's eaten herself immobile.
Yep. If you've never personally dealt with a BPD, or NPD, or any PD, you have no idea the actual hell on earth it is.

The food must flow. Everything else is just static to her. Her food is being threatened - man the battle stations. Well, man her "shift on her pillow mountain, fart, and make a fake "muh emoshuns" video" station.
 

Orange//Net

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Apparently the 10 inch layer of fat couldn't protect her feewlings. (Posted image, as proof as comment about it already made)
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Also why are we now filming in vertical mode gorl? You would think with someone who's housebound they would learn how to film properly.
 
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I'm going to regret saying one of the two following things:

1. Hi Amber. I know you read us. So read this please : it may be difficult to point out here, but the mass unsubscribe deal is NOT a kiwifarms thing. We do not engage in your life. We watch it , comment, criticize, yes. Actually affect it ? NO. It is against forum rules. If someone here said this boycott deal they'd be banned. We are not that Facebook group.

2. I used to sub to some click baity car channels. They would tease an event based on subs. So say you got 150K subs by a certain date , you do a live weigh in video. You hit 200K, you show us your ankles. You hit 250K subs you show us your legs etc. You'll make a lot of money and then see how bad off you are and maybe get help.
 
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