Ways Christine Weston Chandler is better than Phil -

[melty]

So we've had a "ways CWC is similar to Phil" thread. But I think we all know that Christine is actually much better than Phil in a lot of ways. Lets list some of them:
-Christine lives in a house
-Christine passes better. Better makeup and more feminine clothing
-Christine runs a successful online shop and helps support her disabled mother. Phil punches his disabled mother and does not earn any money or support her.
-Christine has a driver's license (the city excuse is bullshit Phil, you don't live in NYC and even a lot of people there have driver's licenses)
-Christine has a degree
-Christine's latinx persona is more convincing than Phil's
Really there's no comparison. Christine is a more successful person than Phil is. What are some of the other ways in which Christine is better than Phil?

 

[sugoi-chan]

Christine isn't covered in infected tattoos.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Doesn't have shitty tattoos everywhere

 

[Eponine]

Chris passes better than ADF, and how.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Christine never lied about being sexually assaulted by Angelo.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Christine actually has Latinx heritage evidenced by the fact that she was also known as Ricardo.

 

[melty]

That's a good point @Four-Wheeled Fedora. Christine had a good relationship with her father and respected him. ADF trashes his father and lies about him.

 

[Bassomatic]

Christine loves Barb
Phil beat his wheel chair bound mother.

 

[tomgirl4life]

Christine has big, beautiful D-cup breasts.

ADF, despite the level of flab he has achieved, is still flat as a little girl.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Christine has never stole the PSN accounts of an innocent autist

 

[NegaCWC]

Christine has never tried to justify the crimes of genocial dictators and is strongly opposed to communism.

 

[StanCommodore]

Christine now has a rather vibrant social life and enjoys herself with other LGBT individuals at a nightclub.

Phil's contact with the LGBT community is comparatively lacking, limited to soulless interactions on Facebook and brief flings with his fellow transtrenders.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

- Christine is more honest. While her account of events isn't accurate at least we know she's saying what she believed happened. Phil knowingly lies constantly.

- While Christine spends her money on things like legos, toys, and vidya she also knows that she has to pay the bill firsts. Phil will burn his money on tattoos and bondage gear and then expect his friends to help him with things like food and shelter after he threatens suicide.

- Christine has grown as a person and learned she was wrong about her hatred for certain groups (gay men) and admitted it. Phil finds new groups to hate daily and will write someone off just because of their gender or believe they are less important because of their sexual orientation.

Edit: Fixed because I accidentally misgendered Christine in one sentence.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What Christine did was only at the level of saddam hussein
What Phil did was at the level of Mao

 

[sugoi-chan]

Christine has a thriving internet business selling handmade, heartfelt arts and crafts to supplement her humble government assistance. Phil is a leech who creates nothing, only consumes.

 

[cumrobbery]

Christine has that groovy fashion sense

 

[AnOminous]

Chris bathes at least on occasion.

 

[Maxwell]

Christine has never claimed to be the victim of a drive-by shooting by gamergate supporters.

 

[Spelling Bee]

Christine helps the environment and supports her community by getting pretty much all her clothes used from Goodwill.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Christine is not from New Jersey.