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Regarding the guideline (which is smart) of not making people mods when they want to be one, can I make myself immune to becoming a jannie by saying that I want to be a mod?
I don't actually, but for the purposes of never being one I guess I can pretend to want to.
I don't like moderation that isn't transparent and it actually wouldn't bother me at all if reports you resolved tagged you as the person responsible. What are they going to do if they don't like it and they start acting weird about it, send you a rude message? Just close the message, who cares.
There should be an established reason for anything that you're doing even if it's wrong, because then at least it can be traced back to you and you can be held accountable for it. I'm very glad that it's actually impossible to edit anything on here or "delete" anything without leaving a trace in the process, because there's nothing worse than a moderator that gets a hair across their ass and can't be pinned down because nothing is keeping any records.
If the moderation team went to shit, the Farms wouldn't be far behind it. Just look at what happened when OWO hyper-moderated the Salt Mines until it completely imploded, and imagine that happening across the entire board. Besides, it's not the Kiwi Farms if you can't make fun of the Jannies, although it has taken the fun out of saying it myself.
"fucking janny kill yourself."
I feel like one of those corporate Twitter accounts trying to act cool.
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It kind of didn't hit me until someone told me to shut the fuck up Janny and I was like:
Then I went "Oh!" and then called him a faggot.