We need a Vicker's and company gunt crusade thread, reasons below: -

[Gilbert Grape]

The Ralph thread is full of repetitive jokes and lukewarm moral fag takes, with seldom actual information. Making a trashfire-like thread for Mr. and Mrs. Vickers and his "friends who keep him updated on kiwi farms info" seems to be an answer to laser focus our autistic powers. This thread could be moderated to discard shitposting and leave it filled with true, factual effort posts ala Squire of Gothos or Spicy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich.

@Null I know you're more or less done with gunt shit, but as this gets more real and develops in real time, I feel like a thread of this type is needed.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

I've got bad news for you - Ralph's thread has been that way since Knoxville. The only way to fix this is to threadban people for hot fresh takes like ", Ralph is fat and dumb". Scratch that, there is no way to fix this shit.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I like Ethan Ralph. He's silly.

 

[BlancoMailo]

This is an issue with literally any sizable thread.

If you want a trash fire thread to cover the potentially pending legal drama between Ralph and Vickers, the best way to make your argument is to make it yourself. If it's good, it'll be moved to IF, if it's shit, it goes to Spergatory.

If you're hoping to create some sort summary thread to help Vickers coordinate his attacks against Ralph, you're missing the entire point of the website.

 

[Sam Losco]

Motherfucker you're here complaining about the thread being full of shit posts when YOU just shit it up thirsting over Kristen Schaal.
What the fuck does she have to do with Ralph?
You're one of the shitty posters in that thread. Fuck off.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

"Notice me, internet dad!"

Blech.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Yeah I know it's shit that I'm posting. It's not like I'm on some crusade to clean the thread up, but I figured while it is that way might as well attempt to have some fun with it.

Everyone else, criticism noted. I'm only a few months onto kiwifarms besides lurking. Like I just figured out how to insert a video...

 

[Sam Losco]

Yeah I know it's shit that I'm posting. It's not like I'm on some crusade to clean the thread up, but I figured while it is that way might as well attempt to have some fun with it.

Everyone else, criticism noted. I'm only a few months onto kiwifarms besides lurking. Like I just figured out how to insert a video...

How fucking retarded are you?
Go back to lurking.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

How fucking retarded are you?
Go back to lurking.

It's pretty obvious how retarded I am being that I post on KF. I'm sorry I'm shitting up your favorite website bud, my condolences.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Just do what normal people do and learn to spot good posters in the thread vs. constant boring shitposters (there's those nifty avatars and usernames for a reason) and skim over most of the shit if you don't like it. Sometimes I'll just jump ten pages ahead to catch up and if I see quoted posts that catch my eye, I follow them back to see what the discussion was at that point.

If anything is fucking the thread up right now it's the constant Vickers stanning and uWu feelsposting. Have some dignity for God's sake; the Ralph thread is a classic example of what happens when people's heads get big on the internet but heading in there right now you'd think the lesson was lost on everybody; on a long enough timescale, everyone online is going to stick their foot right down their throat.

But instead of complaining about it, I just skim over all the faggotry until I find some content. S'pas dur.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Lurk more faggot