Bend over my sister and call me Bibi
im haveeêêeeen heart palpaplaystationsssssssss.
Hell, that shit happened either early this year or late last year. Don't you remember the Target scootypuff that gave up the ghost...ah, memory triggered, it was around Halloween...either in or around the Halloween aisle and Becky had to go get her another scooter to get her out and it was sthoooo trigereeeeeen and such a wake up call you guiseeeee.Counting down the days until Amber is so fat she breaks one down in the middle of the food aisle.
Conspiracy Theory: She hasn't cracked open any of those books, let alone finished a pile of them. Look at all of the pages. Zero bend to any of them. Even if she's religious about not folding the corners and uses a bookmark, it's not gonna look like a solid block of perfectly pressed pages if it's been flipped through all the way. She lies about the dumbest shit.
This idiot is back to wearing a fitbit, while saying she stays in bed all day all the time. I can't get over how this 600lb woman thinks that that thing is useful for her, when she barely moves and has severe sleep apnea. I guess the only real reason to wear it as she says is to monitor her heart rate. Afraid it's going to give out Hamber?
This whole video is a pity party. Heart palpitations aren't because she weighs as much as a car engine, it's gotta be because medication. Or caffeine. Whatever. The dark circles are cause she can't sleep, not because she malnourished. Lighting, not jaundice. Exotic Portuguese blood, not beetus. The excuses just never end. I am ready for the orange chickens to swarm home to roost so my watch can come to an end.
whew, it was only caffeine giving her heart palpitations and not being 600lbs. no need to get that checked and more money to spend on torrid hauls.
When you've been wearing it for a weekHow is she pronouncing it? Heart Pow-pew-tations? Right, it's all that caffeine in the soda she's all of a sudden drinking that's causing her heart to skip a beat, not being super morbidly obese. Better cut out that soda that she hasn't been drinking for years
Also, how did she think it was a good idea to put this shirt on and film a video in it? How does a shirt get that wrinkled anyway? Roll it in a ball when it's wet and shove it in a corner? lol, I honestly don't know.
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