We Should Invade Mexico - Why Not?

[AnOminous]

There's no reason to do this. They aren't aggressive or attacking us or anything. But people bitch about so-called "illegals" and whatever. Who cares?

Let's just make up some excuse, like we did in the Mexican-American War when we just stole Texas because we felt like it.

We just go down there, ruthlessly stomp down the cartels that everyone hates, split it up into a half-dozen or so pieces, give them Senators, and declare it part of the United States.

It certainly couldn't be worse than it is now. I think they'd be happy. They'd welcome us as liberators.

Then there would be no such thing as Mexican illegal immigrants. They'd just be moving across state lines.

Am I right or am I right or am I right?

 

[ICametoLurk]

The only reason we didn't annex Mexico when we could've was 100% because of Racism (We didn't want beaners in the USA). In the spirit of correcting Racism in the United States, not only should we tear down all the Statues of Confederates but also invade and annex Mexico.

 

[AnOminous]

The only reason we didn't annex Mexico when we could've was 100% because of Racism (We didn't want beaners in the USA). In the spirit of correcting Racism in the United States, not only should we tear down all the Statues of Confederates but also invade and annex Mexico.

Tell me this isn't the greatest idea in international politics ever?

We need a campaign to invade and annex Mexico. This will be especially wonderful if we just use insane troll logic to justify it.

 

[ICametoLurk]

All you have to do is inform people that if they don't support it then they are a Racist White Nationalist because the only reason for not invading would be not wanting beaners in the USA, which is the same reason we didn't annex Mexico in the first place when we occupied all their land.

 

[HG 400]

Why not?

Because you faggots suck at war so much you'll just end up bogged down for fourteen years before spawning a Lucha Libre version of ISIS. It's getting embarrassing at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

Because you faggots suck at war so much you'll just end up bogged down for fourteen years before spawning a Lucha Libre version of ISIS. It's getting embarrassing at this point.

We won World War II you Australian faggot. You guys got your asses handed to you at Suvla Bay. Compare that to our performance at Normandy.

 

[HG 400]

We won World War II you Australian faggot.

Oops, my mistake. In that case good luck resupplying your armies when they're all the way over in Mexico, tovarich.

 

[AnOminous]

Oops, my mistake. In that case good luck resupplying your armies when they're all the way over in Mexico, tovarich.

Also we won Vietnam. We won the fuck out of it.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Is there a valid reason for not invading and annexing every nation on Earth?

 

[AnOminous]

Is there a valid reason for not invading and annexing every nation on Earth?

Some of them are kind of shitty and you really wouldn't want them to be part of your country.

You know, pathetic pussy countries like Canada.

I think Mexico would be at least five or six pretty awesome party states.

 

[HG 400]

Also we won Vietnam. We won the fuck out of it.

The last time you won a war that you didn't need commies or frenchmen to do all the fighting for you, you were fighting other americans.

 

[GS 281]

Lucha Libre version of ISIS.

 

[Cthulu]

Build the wall....no spics rerererere

 

[AnOminous]

The last time you won a war that you didn't need commies or frenchmen to do all the fighting for you, you were fighting other americans.

That was a pretty awesome war. We actually reenact it all the time.

Also the French didn't do shit in World War II other than surrendering. Every single Frenchman claimed they were part of the Resistance after it was all over, but all they really did was suck Nazi dick nonstop.

 

[Shokew]

There's no reason to do this. They aren't aggressive or attacking us or anything. But people bitch about so-called "illegals" and whatever. Who cares?

Let's just make up some excuse, like we did in the Mexican-American War when we just stole Texas because we felt like it.

We just go down there, ruthlessly stomp down the cartels that everyone hates, split it up into a half-dozen or so pieces, give them Senators, and declare it part of the United States.

It certainly couldn't be worse than it is now. I think they'd be happy. They'd welcome us as liberators.

Then there would be no such thing as Mexican illegal immigrants. They'd just be moving across state lines.

Am I right or am I right or am I right?

Oh, God: Yes... yes... YEs... yES... YeS... yEs... yeS... YES!!!

And when the time comes, I propose we do the same to Canada as well. God knows they need it - anything to stop them from apologizing equal to how much France loves to surrender!

 

[HG 400]

That was a pretty awesome war. We actually reenact it all the time.

Also the French didn't do shit in World War II other than surrendering. Every single Frenchman claimed they were part of the Resistance after it was all over, but all they really did was suck Nazi dick nonstop.

Yeah it was a pretty embarrassing decline after winning World War I for you guys.

 

[GS 281]

Reason 1 to support:

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Reason 2 to support:

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Reason 3 to support:

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[AnOminous]

Yeah it was a pretty embarrassing decline after winning World War I for you guys.

>be American
>watch commies throw away their lives by the millions in Stalingrad
>wait until war is almost over
>step in and scoop up spoils

Problem?

This is why being an American rules.

 

[GS 281]

If you win a war, then the war ends. Winning isn't profitable.

 

[Cthulu]

If you win a war, then the war ends. Winning isn't profitable.

The weapon sales are really where it's at tbh