Big Al thinks she should have gotten that dress/shirt in a smaller size....'k.
Also, the Thumb doesn't want Al to die alone in a tornado--if Big Al's going, Thumby's going with her....proving the Thumb is exactly as stupid as she seems.
Are you suggesting we will get a two for one special when she croaks? Don't go spoiling the surprise from my deathpool premonition!That would've been a perfect way out, too..
This must be tested for science. Send her out into the storm and await data.No but it does make your four times as insulated against electricity. If she were hit by lightening she'd probably be fine. Might roll a few yards but that's all.
Yup.I think she might be scared because she knows there is no way that she could get down the basement stairs to safety.
I think that may be the best description of our gorl to date. That's precisely the bitch she is.This is the same type of bitch that would scream at the top of her lungs whenever the lights randomly went off in school. Except she’s in her thirties.
I can buy that to a degree. If Hamber wasn't so goddamned vain and determined to be fake AF at all times then I could totally buy it. She's just one of those bitches that overdramatizes. I just can't fully believe that there is an actual fear going on there.You'll see similarly over the top fears of bad weather in all infinifats. In a tornado, flood, hurricane, ice storm, or any other weather extremity, what can Amber do other than freak out?
this is such a hot take but one i wholly agree with. i don’t think she consciously realizes that she doesn’t want to lose weight. hell, i don’t think she consciously realizes that she doesn’t want to take the steps to lose weight, either. i frankly believe she’s too stupid to have done that kind of self-reflection and too stubborn to admit she’s fighting a losing battle against herself.Amberlynn Reid is a pathetically stupid baby. She loves to pretend to be scared of shit so she can throw up her beetus knuckles at any and all responsibility. This is why she wont drive (even when she wasn't as huge as she is now) she wouldn't finish school, she wont lose weight or stay at her own place after Dusty left and cannot be single. If it wasn't for her you tube freak show she would be mooching off of anyone stupid enough to believe her pity story. The thing is when she was younger this worked a lot better but as she got older she needed more than her foster home and druggie parents past to receive pity, so she got bigger and bigger, the bigger she is the more she doesnt have to do and the less people expect from her. If she lost weight people would expect her to pitch in more, to drive, to get a real job with benefits and be a more productive person.
She will die and soon, and honestly I believe she would rather die than become a responsible well adjusted adult.
In fairness, we're talking about folks who still use the Wii and actively buy and watch DVD's. So...The hell is the point in buying a PS4 now, more than halfway through 2019? We all know Amber doesn't know shit from fuck about gaming and can only even barely grasp at the baby-straws of Mario Party (for the sake of vlog content/views only) with her pet Thumb's help at best. She also doesn't care about gaming, certainly not at all above basic bitch casual party game level. Because fuck ever using your thousands of Youtube shekels for a Capture Card or learning how to use OBS so anyone can actually see how the Fag Shanty plays games, right?
I'm hard suss that she is squeezing those bloated diabeetus hooves around Necky as tightly as she can. If they wanted a PS4 so badly, there's been over two years to get one. Seems like a dumb AND weird, expensive thing to suddenly go out and buy for the Sugar Baby.
Damn. This is one read our literate gorl should consider picking up.this is such a hot take but one i wholly agree with. i don’t think she consciously realizes that she doesn’t want to lose weight. hell, i don’t think she consciously realizes that she doesn’t want to take the steps to lose weight, either. i frankly believe she’s too stupid to have done that kind of self-reflection and too stubborn to admit she’s fighting a losing battle against herself.
but somewhere, deep inside her soggy gray matter, i think she knows she’s completely inept. she knows she’s lazy, she knows she loves to avoid responsibility, she knows that she has no skills, intellect, passions, or personality. she knows that if she lost weight or learned how to drive or finished her education, she would be expected to do things. if she dropped 100 lbs, she would be expected to walk through walmart with becky when, really, all she wants is to sit on pillow mountain and have food and garbage appear around her. if she learned how to drive, becky would tell her once in a while to get out and get her own food, which is an abominable thought. if she went to school, she would be expected to work.
amberlynn is so obsessed with her fantasy of being thin; her dream wedding, prancing on a beach in bora bora, leaving becky on the side of the road while a man with a six pack holds her delicate hand as they drive off into the sunset. but what she doesn’t acknowledge is that her dreams require work. and work sucks. so, the next best thing? sitting around, napping, eating 6,000 calories on pillow mountain and coloring in mandalas while her slave boy fetches her anything her dainty little tummy desires. she makes enough money to buy whatever overpriced bullshit she wants online. she gets to play with make-up like an oversized toddler, watch youtube all day, pretend she’s an a-list celebrity with fans and haters. she doesn’t need to do those boring adult things like washing her hair, working for a living, moving, navigating social landscapes, or being “productive.”
even if she managed to lose weight, she isn’t prepared for what it really means to be thinner. she would gain the weight right back, because she fears independence and having to be self-sufficient more than anything. the minute she would be asked to get up and grab something for becky or mumbles, or to help out in any way, she would panic and eat an entire cake, because it’s a lot easier being the helpless blob of flesh that always needs to be doted on than it is being a grown-up with responsibilities and expectations.
Becky wanted to be a tornado chaser or something like that. Wouldn't wanna miss any tornado-deaths eitherI don't like Necky and she deserves everything she gets for being an enabler but JC Becky, why would you run back to the car in the rain if you thought a tornado might occur?? Get to the basement with your family and pray the tornado is strong enough to whisk hambeast off to Oz.
But then Necky would have to get a real job again if her cash cow was gone.
Those developments are too recent for the filming of this video. Which makes me think if she was buying her sugar tard a game console to reaffirm her love then, what must their situation be like now? If Becky’s last two brain cells were working hard enough to get suspicious of fatfishlynn at the time then Amber’s going to go into narc overdrive trying to convince her she’s tooootally still into her in light of the Amy Slaton video and people’s accusations about D & D.I wonder if Amber is having to soothe and reassure Becky behind the recent developments? Amy Slaton's (withhold late emojis, I'm making a specific still relevant point) insults were as much, if not more, about Becky..there was the hillybilly caricature, yes, but half of her Amber impression was her obsessing over Destiny. Then, we have everyone on social media pointing out how much money she's still spending on D&D, and how they're still interacting and that she still wants Destiny back. I wonder if that's having an impact on their relationship/the household. I can't watch until someone interesting reviews this, but hearing she got something nice and shiny doesn't surprise me.
honestly there's no way becky can't tell that hamber wants destiny back. if she can't tell she's as dumb as we all think she is, but jfc gorl the signs are all thereI wonder if Amber is having to soothe and reassure Becky behind the recent developments? Amy Slaton's (withhold late emojis, I'm making a specific still relevant point) insults were as much, if not more, about Becky..there was the hillybilly caricature, yes, but half of her Amber impression was her obsessing over Destiny. Then, we have everyone on social media pointing out how much money she's still spending on D&D, and how they're still interacting and that she still wants Destiny back. I wonder if that's having an impact on their relationship/the household. I can't watch until someone interesting reviews this, but hearing she got something nice and shiny doesn't surprise me.