WE WERE TERRFIED!!!!! 8/23/2019 -

Strawberry Pocky

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I wonder if Amber is having to soothe and reassure Becky behind the recent developments? Amy Slaton's (withhold late emojis, I'm making a specific still relevant point) insults were as much, if not more, about Becky..there was the hillybilly caricature, yes, but half of her Amber impression was her obsessing over Destiny. Then, we have everyone on social media pointing out how much money she's still spending on D&D, and how they're still interacting and that she still wants Destiny back. I wonder if that's having an impact on their relationship/the household. I can't watch until someone interesting reviews this, but hearing she got something nice and shiny doesn't surprise me.
Thing is this video was pre recorded like a fucking month before all the Amy Slaton hoohah. So unless she is literally so unfathomably fat that her mass is bending and warping the fabric of time? Nah, fam.
 
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DelicateMageflower

It's Algonquin for bloodsport.
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All the speculation on the PS4.. What if this is the stage where she's buying gifts to try to keep her sped child from leaving her like Destiny did? Maybe that's why Necky's family has been around more.. One can dream.
I'd be seriously shocked if Necky dumped Amber. She'd have to go back to work, heaven forbid.
 

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Down the drain since high school
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Amber: I love books about addicts. This one is about a bunch of teenagers in rehab! (:

Also Amber: I couldn't even watch the first episode of Breaking Bad, it so sthoooooo triggereeeeeeeeen'
I honestly doubt that Amber's parents were as bad as she says they were. I'm sure they're still massive pieces of shit but I really think Martyrlynn plays it up to victimize herself and score asspats. That's why a lot of her knowledge about addiction and living with addicts is so inconsistent- not only is she incredibly stupid, but she actually doesn't have a fucking clue what she's talking about. That's not to say her parents weren't drug addicts or assholes, but I doubt Amberlynn or her re.tarded felon brothers were mistreated like she says they were.
 

StrawberryDouche

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That's not to say her parents weren't drug addicts or assholes, but I doubt Amberlynn or her re.tarded felon brothers were mistreated like she says they were.
Hard disagree. You have to be literal garbage for the state to take your kids and spend tax payer money on them.

However, according to google, On any given day, there are nearly 443,000 children in foster care in the United States. In 2017, more than 690,000 children spent time in U.S. foster care.

Which means Hamber isn't special. She's just fat.
 

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Hard disagree. You have to be literal garbage for the state to take your kids and spend tax payer money on them.

However, according to google, On any given day, there are nearly 443,000 children in foster care in the United States. In 2017, more than 690,000 children spent time in U.S. foster care.

Which means Hamber isn't special. She's just fat.
Heavily neglected in favor of drugs, probably yes. However I doubt they were beaten and whipped like hamber makes out.
 

StrawberryDouche

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@Peetz, I have no idea the level of violence they experienced. I have no idea how much Hamber exaggerated the violence, which I am sure she did. But, I have no doubt the children did experience violence. Hamber has convinced herself and others that her history of child abuse absolves her of her own abusive behaviors, directed both at herself and others.
It doesn't.
 

Whatthefuck

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Lolcows have 'unusual' and/or exceptional parents. They don't just pop out of nowhere. It's a common trope to say 'this exceptional asshole must have been born to perfectly loving parents' but nah.
A lot of the times the parents are cows in their own right. The only exception that comes to mind is Russell Greer who was adopted, but his adoptive family seems super nice and normal, pretty well respected Mormon family who took in a baby with a disability and did their best to get him all the treatments and therapy only to have him become a proud whore banging, celebrity suing autist.
 

Pinky&Perky

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I wonder if Amber is having to soothe and reassure Becky behind the recent developments? Amy Slaton's (withhold late emojis, I'm making a specific still relevant point) insults were as much, if not more, about Becky..there was the hillybilly caricature, yes, but half of her Amber impression was her obsessing over Destiny. Then, we have everyone on social media pointing out how much money she's still spending on D&D, and how they're still interacting and that she still wants Destiny back. I wonder if that's having an impact on their relationship/the household. I can't watch until someone interesting reviews this, but hearing she got something nice and shiny doesn't surprise me.
I am looking out for the aftermath of the video where she says she was happiest with Krystal in Virginia.... Becky's family is around a lot, Amber is being all vulnerable, there is a lot of tension flying around and now Amber has announced on Instagram her 'high cortisol' issue - there is a power play flying around and it is evident in this upload
 

Pinky&Perky

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I honestly doubt that Amber's parents were as bad as she says they were. I'm sure they're still massive pieces of shit but I really think Martyrlynn plays it up to victimize herself and score asspats. That's why a lot of her knowledge about addiction and living with addicts is so inconsistent- not only is she incredibly stupid, but she actually doesn't have a fucking clue what she's talking about. That's not to say her parents weren't drug addicts or assholes, but I doubt Amberlynn or her re.tarded felon brothers were mistreated like she says they were.
The only thing I know for sure is that around the time Amber left to live with Kasey Amber's mother beat up her own mother and went to jail for it and whilst out on parole/probation (some time later) she was arrested for possession of meth which put her back in prison to serve her suspended sentence (Amber talked about this when she was with Destiny back in 2015- she is again on probation and living in a trailer in California - I know very little about her dad
 
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