Wealthiest lolcow? - Which lolcow has the most money for their respective selection?

[Admiral Mantoid]

The Bog Bros.

On a side note, why are there so many rich furfags?

 

[Wish I knew]

Brianna Wu, there’s also Kanye West

 

[Syaoran Li]

Brianna Wu, there’s also Kanye West

Shit, I forgot Kanye West.

I figured he wasn't included for the same reasons Donald Trump and Mike Lidell aren't.

 

[Wingnut]

DSP would be up there if he didn't use all his money on sweaty man jpgs.
Dude makes 6 digits a year and blows it all on gay bejewled.

 

[Stoneheart]

Well thats easy...

 

[WolfeTone]

Gavin McGuiness seems like he has a lot of shadow wealth.
But McAfee takes the cake.

 

[CatParty]

Is wealth really worth it if you’re a lolcow

 

[An Avenging Bird]

DSP

Wealth as measured by pure unearned luck?
Oh yeah, it's Phil by a mile over any human on the planet.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is wealth really worth it if you’re a lolcow

It's been said that poor people are "crazy," while rich people get a categorical promotion to "eccentric." That suggests rich lolcows might have it a bit easier.

Best not to be a cow at all though.

 

[Immortal Technique]

If you don't count the debt that's apparently never going to get collected, Dark Syde Phil.

Nick Reiketa blew him outta the water. Nick was in the top 15 of YT superchats in 2019, at $195,000, and I would guess 2020 was a better year.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Yeah it's definitely Dan Tro.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wisdom is the truest form of wealth, so my vote goes to Terry Davis.

As for the others: how about ranking them by burn rate rather than the sheer size of their bank balance?

I throw Katie Charm into the ring for #1, having blown a few millions' worth of bitcoin bucks quite rapidly.
I'd put DSP up there too, he "only" makes low six-figures but every penny of it goes into gacha games.
Brianna and Frank Wu are high rankers for all the stupid cars and vanity projects, but perhaps not as high as DSP, averaged over time.
Are there any "Internet Famous" people who are rich but on a downward spiral? Contrapoints maybe?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's Tamers12345. He's friends with Bartleby who is the richest man, and unless you're his bitch Bartleby hates poor people. I don't know why this is even a question.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Shia is worth 25 million, and that's not cash assets. He'll lose it all, end up living in a box, and offering BJs to the rich and famous.

CWC has the most valuable intellectual property.

Too bad his actual intellect is so underwhelming.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

If CWC joined Cameo he would probably shoot really high up on the income level practically overnight. I know many of my friends would get 'zapped to the extreme' on their birthday if I could make it so.

 

[Slap47]

My bet.

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

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My bet.

Wait, jim rly pulls in like 20k a month?

 

[Bec]

bill gates (kinda)

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I am shocked no one would at least honorably mention @Dee Price.
Shes always flexing on tommys poverty.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Jake/Logan paul.