Webcomics That are Worse Than Sonichu - Can you name any that are worse?

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iSaidShhh

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Everyone mentioning QC is correct. I've kept up with it in a kind of rubbernecking way since about 2012 but really enjoyed it before then (being young and stupid helped, probably). Jeph is/was actually a talented storyteller and developed his characters really well for the first half of its lifespan - I guess from a business standpoint it makes sense to keep everything under the QC umbrella but he took the comic in such a weird direction that it isn't even recognizable as what it started out as.
 

Neil

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US Angel Corps.

I shudder to think about how comics like the aforementioned and Jack wouldn't be given a second glance or ridiculed as much in the modern age, because people are super desensitized to this kind of shit.
Jack is probably an oldschool winner. Its artist is a very mentally ill conflicted hardcore Christian furry. I probably don't need to say anymore about it; its the edgiest shit ever written. Here's an introductory page:

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FYI this piece of shit is considered notable enough to have a Wikipedia page. Let that sink in.
The creator of Jack was a Christian? That comic was one of the most downright vile things I've ever read in my life. Jack added to my hatred of furries because I couldn't understand why in the fuck someone so mentally deranged would take these Tiny Toons looking ass designs and slap in a dogshit sexual tentacle-rape gore porn fest.

IIRC the author of this is a demented furfag freak (no shit) with a hardcore rape fetish and would call his girlfriend, who was a teenaged fan of Jack (he was 30+) and tell her about how much he wanted to choke out and violently rape her with his small penis. He even masturbated loudly to her telling him her story about how she had been sexually abused as a child. She called into some dating advice radio show to have them reassure her that his rape fetish wasn't a problem.

Unfortunately that call and the callout blog it was posted on are now gone, because his girlfriend turned out to be just as demented as him, since now they're married.
Anything by Walky.
Walky's work genuinely gets me MATI, it always has this pretentious, douchey air about it, no matter what the comic is. The only thing that could rival his lesbo fetish is his fetish for strawmanning every group he has an disagreement with.
He's a waifufag with a fragile ego who bases his understanding of social politics on how much he hates his fucking parents, much like many other gen-x webcomic writers. He somehow manages to out-douche Andrew Dobson.
 

cwcvillemayoress

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New Senshi Generation by Nads6969

Nads6969 is the author of the webcomic is a 38-year-old woman who acts like she is 12. She is a notorious art thief and her comic is full of traces and recolors of the characters. She gets upset and defensive when she is called out for her theft and insists that she doesn't trace or steal. She knows that she's stealing and tracing but wears it as a badge of honor because she believes people who don't give her asspats or a part of her hugbox are trolls and jealous of her talents. She claims to own a canon character from the actual series as well as claiming that everything in her gallery is original. The whole comic so far deals with rape, infidelity, incest, underage porn, and in later chapters beastility.

She's the female version of Chris-Chan. She has orbiters that give her praise and a few have given her money for her stolen works. Nads is hiding in plain sight and waiting for the trolls to forget about her so she can resume her recolors.
Example of her personal fap material.
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The purple haired recolor is 15 and the guy is 20 and King of Canada.
 

KittyGremlin

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New Senshi Generation by Nads6969

Nads6969 is the author of the webcomic is a 38-year-old woman who acts like she is 12. She is a notorious art thief and her comic is full of traces and recolors of the characters. She gets upset and defensive when she is called out for her theft and insists that she doesn't trace or steal. She knows that she's stealing and tracing but wears it as a badge of honor because she believes people who don't give her asspats or a part of her hugbox are trolls and jealous of her talents. She claims to own a canon character from the actual series as well as claiming that everything in her gallery is original. The whole comic so far deals with rape, infidelity, incest, underage porn, and in later chapters beastility.

She's the female version of Chris-Chan. She has orbiters that give her praise and a few have given her money for her stolen works. Nads is hiding in plain sight and waiting for the trolls to forget about her so she can resume her recolors.
Example of her personal fap material.

The purple haired recolor is 15 and the guy is 20 and King of Canada.
Does she have a thread?
 

White Girl

Cookie Monster Pjs and Smokes LET'S GO!!
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Lore Olympus: It's about mary sue Persephone who falls in love with rat faced Hades. It's got a dumb rape plot thrown in there too and the leads have a massive age gap.
Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls: troon comic
 

The Lawgiver

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Those weird comics on deviantart with the hideous artstyle by that one author I can't remember. I think it's like some couple? like 2 people are involved in it somehow? I don't think they have a specific title. Anyways IIRC it's been posted a few times in the deviantart horrors thread a few years ago and I ended up somehow finding the person's account back then as well. It's mainly like just weird non-sequitir shit of their self inserts fucking inexpmicably turning into various like anime characters or whatever the fuck or weird mundane shit but the fucking art let me tell you the fucking ART has burned itself into my mind because of how weirdly shit it is. Screams "early 2000s western interpretation of anime" but it's blobby as fuck in a way that has a weird disgust inducing vibe. If I remember the fucking thing or manage to find it again I'm sending it here. Sonichu's art is worse from a technical perspective but it's easily mistakable for goofy kid scribblings. The thing I'm talking about though? it's just like another level of shit entirely.

All these Homestuck mentions and nobody's said Homestuck^2. For shame.

-Hussie hired a bunch of people years after homestuck ends to make "the epilogues" which aren't actually epilogues at all and clearly a pilot for some new homestuck sequel thing. Unlike the rest of the comic it's only got the text with no images. media, fan communities, and even the writers act like this is him "giving homestuck infinite potential and giving it to the fans" or whatever. Homestuck 2 drops sometime shortly after proving all of that a fucking lie.
-While the homestuck epilogues were sloppy due to the people hired to write them not being hussie but somewhat trying their best, homestuck 2 ended up squandering the potential and further doing the character assasination shit that appeared once or twice in the epilogues.
-Writers kept telling fans about shit hussie supposedly was saying or telling them to do, only to reveal at one point during one of their fucking lectures when trying to own a fan that "hussie left the project a year ago"
-Had a patreon feature of "bonus updates" that were actually not bonus updates and instead just entire chunks of side-story plot from the regular updates resulting in shit becoming completely nonsensical in some instances if you didn't pirate or pay the patreon sub.
-Unrelated e-drama shit was used as an excuse to essentially stop updating
-Hussie FORCED them to include yiffy, a new character that's joke was she was named "Yiffany Longstockings Strider Lalonde" and the result of jade secretly fucking rose with her sprite-aquired dog dick that used to be solely a meme. Of course, they proceeded to take this character and give her fucking no lines of dialogue other than slightly implying shit abotu her being a communist or something I forget but seriously she couldve saved homestuck 2 with actual funny moments but the writers don't want funny they want sour drama and some political message or some shit I dunno save for maybe like 1 or 2 of them. Did I mention this thing had over 5 fucking writers? Cause it did, maybe even more, I forget. Most of them ended up being kicked off or bailing to no fanfare save for like one of them I think?

[[BONUS FUCKIES]]
This is shit I felt like putting seperate because I don't have a bigger plan here.
Much like Homestuck 2's "bonus" shit this is just a segregated part of the whole.

-Harry anderson doesn't look anything like Harry anderson, despite his description in the epilogues basically making a joke about John's son literally being physically a young Harry Anderson, someone john looked up to in the original comic. This happening was apperently another joke judging by the writers mentioning how he didn't look like what was expected in a joking way on their social media, but without that context it just looks like complete laziness. The joke isn't mentioned in the comic at all, either.
-John implies his dad was apparently a piece of shit when his house gets destroyed despite him being the most caring and overbearing of the parental figures in the OG homestuck. Homestuck literally goes out of it's way to show how fucking good of a person and upstanding of a father his dad is to a parodical level of degrees like leaving secret notes under heavy shit in case his son gets strong enough to lift it and john realistically traumatized by his dads death.

-DRAMA and CLIFFHANGERS on every fucking update like the shittiest of soap operas.
One example really fucks me up and I think it was one of the last updates before the thing went on eternal "hiatus"
It needs a spoiler not for the actual plot spoilers, but for my own sloppy summary of the events lmao.
We go from like one of the few actually comedic scenes in the thing of the gang thats somewhat split into a few factions due to reasons giving empty hostage threats and pointing out how dumb the whole thing is afterwards to IMMEDIATELY the one they were threatening carpet bombing the city in her battleship with no explanation of how things got like that. it's not a comedic jump cut there's another scene before it of some characters doing some other shit but the span of time required for what happens makes no damn sense, nor does the motivation when the person doing this shit is supposed to be like a corporate politician woman now. Murder your voter base just because I guess? John forgets to do his wind powers because no reason given (DRAMA!!!) and his house blows up. the update ends with him literally collapsing in front of his house, fucking broken by what just happened, and understandably so. "Where the hell are they gonna go from here?" is what some people wondered. next update happens and John's suddenly happy and smiling about it and goes the shit where he acts like it's ok because it was a negative reminder because DAD BAD HIGH EXPECTATIONS or some shit that makes no sense if you actually paid attention to everything concerning john and his dad. basically this reverts any fucking suspense to nil and MILLIONS ARE DEAD but that's not addressed cause they don't matter.

The reason this shit happened like this? in the span of time between updates the fucking twitter cliques somewhat close to the writers were cooing about it being great that "june is finally free from her past and can move on!" or some shit like that. See, homestuck people in CURRENT YEAR are a specially fractured breed. The ones that seem to frequent twitter really and I mean REALLY fucking hate john. Not because of like flaws or anything they consider him "too boring" and come oup frequently with ways to either get rid of him or "improve him" usually by making him a her or making him a her that use to be a him. Basic bitch trannyfanfic stuff.

Hussie being the cryptic internet funnyman he is did a funny thing where he put some toblerones in a random ass location in california or some shit for people to grab for free. He also did this in another place later but this is like the initial one. Of course, the first person that finds them (or the first that posted about finding them) is some girl that's one of those fanficcy types I guess goes "i now declare june canon lmao" or some shit like that and hussie goes all funny genie mode and goes "wish granted" with nothing else after that. he did the same thing with other people that got them afterwards that found out abotu that inittial reply "canonizing" shit that sometimes made no sense or drawing funny pictures just being an overall goofball about shit that didn't really matter as he rakes in T H E D O U G H .

Now, with how homestuck works and the bullshit time travel and timeline splits there could absolutely be a timeline where the june shit happens. Makes perfect sense, right? However, that's not what ended up happening. What ended up happening was john torture in the homestuck sequels and loosely setting up implications that john is unhappy because "she's actually june" despite the fact they keep fucking with john in ways that give him literal reasons to be unhappy.
Literally any fan theory I've seen of what it could mean has been more interesting than the reality of what the writers decided to go with. Who knows? Maybe they'll invert it and go base it on the OTHER fan theories about the cross-timeline shit with both John and June teaming up to beat whatever nebulous big bad that may or may not await at the end if they ever get the shit out of being "locked till the final update due to harassment from fans". The aggro attitude towards fans that theorized about John continuing to exist in any way tells me otherwise though.

Overall on the homestuck/homestuck 2 thing
Tl;Dr
Homestuck faltered at the 6th act in some ways with hiatuses, sloppy writing, and retcons made to appeal to tumblrite outrage, but it introduced some funny shit that stuck with people like caliborn the gigachad autist.

Homestuck 2 never even made it past the 1st act before putting itself on a probably permanent indefinite hiatus and before doing that attempted to piecemeal shit off to make extra cash like some kind of "homestuck as a service" type shit while the writers waxed poetic er I mean PrOSe about how much they fucking love communism.
 

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He’s an actual newspaper comic “artist”, but Ted Rall comes to mind. Ignoring the Moviebob-tier takes (which he has been making since before the Obama administration) his art is just plain ugly (like the amerimutt wojak meme) in addition to being low-effort. His art just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. He also self-inserts (one time as a superhero) and is friends with the one and only Cole Smithey (CWC’s half-brother).

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He’s like Moviebob and CWC put together, but somehow found success decades before idpol became mainstream. Maybe newspapers are a hidden source of lolcows going back years?

Hell, going through his Wikipedia article he might have had potential for a thread pre-2016, with drama going back to the 90s. It’s too bad his hot takes and “art” don’t stand out in current year.
 
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Kabuki Actor

Posthumous Grooming Victim
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@The Lawgiver - I'm trying to rack my brain for the exact member of their transformation fetish community that you're mentioning, but I think that the detail of "two people involved" and "various self inserts" would narrow it down to AkuOreo and her boyfriend.
 

ChonkyNeko

oh lawd she comin
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I have a list. Some are probably not worse than Sonichu but they're definitely shit.
Assigned Male and Anonymous Asexual
Literally anything made by Bleedman (PPG Doujin, Grim Tales and Sugar Bits)
Jack
Moon Over June
Literally anything made by Dobson (So, You're a Cartoonist, Alex Ze Pirate, that Brentalfloss comic series)
Vegan Artbook
Billy the Heretic
AND THE OVERRATED GARBAGE THAT IS HOMESTUCK.
Shit, I just remembered another one. Sarah Zero. I completely forgot about it until I was up today reading this and went "wait, what was that one with the red haired chick and it was pretentious as fuck while also somehow making no sense?"
Then I remembered it.
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PART OF THE COMIC. WHAT IS THIS.
And no, it really didn't get better over time. Look! Totally different shirt but still looking like a reject Bratz Doll!
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The Lawgiver

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@The Lawgiver - I'm trying to rack my brain for the exact member of their transformation fetish community that you're mentioning, but I think that the detail of "two people involved" and "various self inserts" would narrow it down to AkuOreo and her boyfriend.
Oh god I think that might be them lmao
 

Surfin Terf

him/he/heself
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Shredded Moose
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It's got a competent and yet completely repulsive art style and the protagonist is as smugly unlikeable and infallible as Rayne from Least I Could Do and yet even more shallow and offensive. The comics range from "kill those I dislike" to "disgusting sex joke" and cover everything in between. The creators had the sense to let their comic just disappear from the Internet, but random strips can still be found if you look.

There seem to be a lot more of these than the last time I checked, I don't know if someone actually managed to dig up more of the lost comics or if they just started making them again. I also don't know if this is actually Brian Krümm, but I might have found his deviantArt this is not Brian Krümm, that is Brian Barredo, this is Brian Krümm (honestly, this one was actually amusing, but I think it's just because any reference to Dave Cheung is funny).
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Been reading up on Shredded Moose on Shredded Moose Project, it's pretty interesting even though the author starts devolving into his own political stuff (first against Gamer Gaters, then against anti-SJWs, then against Gamer Gaters and SJWs). Interesting to see a man get drawn into madness of Shredded Moose. I had forgotten about the tranny who loooooooves Shredded Moose. Also this Blended Goose parody actually made me laugh.
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Antoons, since someone already said Assigned Male. Also those goddamned pro dog fucker ones, but I don't know the name of them.
You talking about Raine Dog? Or maybe Dog House?
 
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Dirty Diamond

Dirty Diamond
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The really, really quick run down is something like:
  • Reality propagates through a mysterious "game" that manifests randomly on planets, with the ultimate goal of the process being to destroy that planet as an alchemical sacrifice to create a new universe.
  • The story is from the perspectives of several unique sessions of this game being played with different parties
  • The protagonist of the story is Caliborn, sigma male autist who wins an impossible session of this game only accessible by going single player (which dooms you from the start).
  • Also, a lot of other shit happens involving a cast of 36 trolls (the grey alien critters) and 18 humans, some chess themed bug-people, a dog, a cat, grandma's ashes, etc.
  • All the other sessions fuck around and do weird shit like wind up their own grandchildren through a process of cloning, mutation, and time travel
  • Meanwhile Caliborn lifts weights and hones his autism to an edge so fine it can cut God, so he gets unconditional immortality for winning his session as well as "The Treasure" which is basically a metanarrative developer's tool.
  • Caliborn's twin sibling that he murdered (because their alien physiology has twins share a body and during puberty one gets ego-death'd so that adults only have a single dominating consciousness) helps out the rest of the cast in the Homestuck equivalent of the afterlife.
  • The rest of the cast ultimately manage to defeat Caliborn after finding his dev tool and noclipping him out of the story.
There, saved you 7 years.
Christ on a stick, you are a saint.
 

Dysnomia

Sucka MC
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So I looked up Assigned Male based on this thread and found the above. Now I want to go back to not knowing about Assigned Male *sigh*

I'll take "Things no child would say while playing Mario Kart" for $500.

Does anyone remember a webcomic that I think was called The Sexy Losers Club? I read it for awhile back in the early 2000s and there was a strip about someone's mom telling them how they were born. She was a porn star who got blinded by jizz during a bukkake scene and was crawling around on the floor. Another jizz blinded porn star bumped into her nether regions and nine months later there was a baby. I'm not making this up and Lordy Lord I wish I was.

I stopped reading it shortly after that.