Webcomics That are Worse Than Sonichu - Can you name any that are worse?

Pissmaster

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I'll take "Things no child would say while playing Mario Kart" for $500.

Does anyone remember a webcomic that I think was called The Sexy Losers Club? I read it for awhile back in the early 2000s and there was a strip about someone's mom telling them how they were born. She was a porn star who got blinded by jizz during a bukkake scene and was crawling around on the floor. Another jizz blinded porn star bumped into her nether regions and nine months later there was a baby. I'm not making this up and Lordy Lord I wish I was.

I stopped reading it shortly after that.
That sounds really familiar. Was it on Keenspot?

Speaking of which, I remember one webcomic from around that era, that starred a girl named Bimbo living with a roommate who was some kind of stoner loser moogle named... Ralph, I think? I remember it having a bunch of sex jokes and it was one of those things where I was too young to put my finger on exactly why it was uncomfortable. But thinking back to it, there's no way it wouldn't be painful to read now. I just can't remember the name, or even any kind of overarching storyline.
 

Kiwi & Cow

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Honestly half the webcomics mentioned here aren't even half as bad as Chris'. :roll:

Billy the Heretic looks like it was drawn by an eight year old who discovered Nazism through Call of Duty and thought they were the coolest things ever,
It doesn't look THAT bad, but the lack of colour is really jarring. It's probably shit for the fact that the author is a wannabe who's trying to be the next A. Wyatt Mann.


For a webcomic to be even close to the level of Sonichu's, it needs every single one of those elements:
  1. It must be ugly and extremely poorly drawn, atleast 60% of internet webcomics fit that category so anyways.
  2. It must feature a Gary Stu or a Mary Sue protagonist. (My Immortal comes to mind, eww)
    1. Bonus points if that character is also a self-insert.
    2. Bonus points if that character is an unlikable asshole.
  3. It must be illogical or make very little sense unless you are the author of the comic. (Not a comic, but Uncle Grandpa comes to mind)
    1. Bonus points if it has an incoherent story or tons of plotholes.
  4. Grammatical mistakes, plenty of it. Shitty typography all around.
  5. It must have moments where the whole comic goes to a stop for drawn-out segments. I also include in this category large walls of text.
And yes I know the OP said it was a subjective thread, but even then I don't agree with everything being said there. Some of the arguments could warrant Garfield of all things to be mentioned here because it's basically CTRL+ALT+DEL before the latter even existed.


Sonichu is truly unique in its shittiness and I really don't think anything like it has or will ever exist.
 
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Does anyone remember a webcomic that I think was called The Sexy Losers Club? I read it for awhile back in the early 2000s and there was a strip about someone's mom telling them how they were born. She was a porn star who got blinded by jizz during a bukkake scene and was crawling around on the floor. Another jizz blinded porn star bumped into her nether regions and nine months later there was a baby. I'm not making this up and Lordy Lord I wish I was.

I stopped reading it shortly after that.
Can't say I remember that particular strip, but there was a webcomic around that time called Sexy Losers. I'm pretty sure it's where the onomatopeia "fap" originated from.
 

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It seems to have vanished from the Internet (although I didn’t look too hard), but there used to be this fetish comic called Boston and Shaun.
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The author has a fetish for people just getting really fat and that is the entire comic. Main character gets into a situation, accidentally ends up getting really fat. Pretty much any fetish comic suffers from the same problem, but most of them have the decency not to look like cute kiddie comics.
 

Realistic Elephant

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Billy the Heretic looks like it was drawn by an eight year old who discovered Nazism through Call of Duty and thought they were the coolest things ever, and then discovered /pol/ and took every white supremacist meme there seriously.

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Even putting aside the retarded politics there's no excuse for this shitty artwork.
That wouldn't be hard, just fly to a city in southern Africa. Even places in West Africa like Accra, Kumasi, Dakar or even Lagos aren't particularly dangerous if you're not stupid and stay out of the bad areas/not cause trouble.

Obviously basket cases like the CAR and Congo are to be avoided, at least for the time being.