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along mafia lore i will have some side projects and this is a side project where i will write short stories. i think ive overheard this somewhere but cant remember as if. where its from its not sure. im not sure. but it is based on a story i heard only changed slighly.
mafia lore fans if youre interested: @Fünter @Just A Butt @Crystal Golem @gangweedfan @Medical Hawaii @A Friendly Hoovy @Justtocheck @Absurdity @j666 @wry wrangler @Arm Pit Cream @Looney Troons @some Sketchy dude @The Sauce Boss @Revo @Florence @zedkissed60 @Justtocheck @Maskull @Pissmaster @Susan Sarandon @Bender @Zeke Von Genbu . sorry if i missed anyone remind me.
i was me and my family we were very poor. we didnt have much money to be rich so we were poor. not many cash did lead to us being impoverished. when i was only six years old our neighbour was getting married and we were invited to marriage. during the wedding ceremony i dressed up in a little blue suit that i inherited and my dad wore the same one also bigger. my mom i dont remember. but we were preparing for the wedding to give them a covert and some cash and my mom was making them a cake. when the wedding started there was a pile of cakes and every cake had the name. they took our cake and put it on with other cakes to chill. we also gave them some money in a covert. as the marriage was getting heavy at one point the wedding master decides its time to take a look at everyones wedding cakes they brought. they would pull out a cake and read the nametag of the family who made it. because we were poor my mom made a cake out of grain. it didnt look nice and wasnt decorated. when our cake came up the wedding master looked at it and sait: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 9his words). he also said: THIS CAKE IS FUCKING SHIT. he read out our name and everyone was looking at us but didnt say anything. the wedding master threw the cake onto the floor and started begging it, he kicked the cake and jumped over it and then the whole wedding crowd of around 500 people jumped in on the podium and started jumping on the cake until it was destroyed. the cake turned into a big mash like mashed potatoes, and it didnt look like anything. the neighbour who was getting married came to see what happened and he saw the destroyed cake that was once a cake, took his pants out and started pissing on the cake.
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mafia lore fans if youre interested: @Fünter @Just A Butt @Crystal Golem @gangweedfan @Medical Hawaii @A Friendly Hoovy @Justtocheck @Absurdity @j666 @wry wrangler @Arm Pit Cream @Looney Troons @some Sketchy dude @The Sauce Boss @Revo @Florence @zedkissed60 @Justtocheck @Maskull @Pissmaster @Susan Sarandon @Bender @Zeke Von Genbu . sorry if i missed anyone remind me.
i was me and my family we were very poor. we didnt have much money to be rich so we were poor. not many cash did lead to us being impoverished. when i was only six years old our neighbour was getting married and we were invited to marriage. during the wedding ceremony i dressed up in a little blue suit that i inherited and my dad wore the same one also bigger. my mom i dont remember. but we were preparing for the wedding to give them a covert and some cash and my mom was making them a cake. when the wedding started there was a pile of cakes and every cake had the name. they took our cake and put it on with other cakes to chill. we also gave them some money in a covert. as the marriage was getting heavy at one point the wedding master decides its time to take a look at everyones wedding cakes they brought. they would pull out a cake and read the nametag of the family who made it. because we were poor my mom made a cake out of grain. it didnt look nice and wasnt decorated. when our cake came up the wedding master looked at it and sait: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 9his words). he also said: THIS CAKE IS FUCKING SHIT. he read out our name and everyone was looking at us but didnt say anything. the wedding master threw the cake onto the floor and started begging it, he kicked the cake and jumped over it and then the whole wedding crowd of around 500 people jumped in on the podium and started jumping on the cake until it was destroyed. the cake turned into a big mash like mashed potatoes, and it didnt look like anything. the neighbour who was getting married came to see what happened and he saw the destroyed cake that was once a cake, took his pants out and started pissing on the cake.
