I am fully aware asking for help here is a bit stupid. If no one helps I'm still likely to do it after exam season passes, I just thought since the ones already taking the time to post it here are already doing that it would let me do it before that point, plus you lot might have some ideas on how to perfect this small operation of mine. I wouldn't call it trolling though, just memeing, and memeing poorly at that to be honest. Point is, I know, it's a long shot, but hey if even if you fail something can come of it why wouldn't you try anyway.I'm 100% certain that asking kiwis to do extra legwork for your trolling or twitter memes or whatever is gonna go great, and nobody's gonna tell you to fuck off.
All the work anybody should be expected to do for you has already been done, either it's in the threads or you need to dig it up yourself.