If Trump plays 4D Chess, then Chris Sabat is playing 21-D quantum Vampire: The Masquerade in terms of backroom politicking and screwing over the competition. Sabat might as well be the Prince of Funimation.
Quoting myself from the main thread for context
Is it weird that I want to do a "Funimation By Night" parody supplement for one of the older editions of Vampire: The Masquerade (not the turbo-woke V5, of course) with different character sheets for the players in this drama and what clans they would be.
Yes, I deserve all the puzzle piece stickers I'll get for this sperging.
The Funimation Camarilla
Chris Sabat, the Prince of Funimation, Clan Ventrue
Ron Toye, the Sheriff and loyal hound to the Prince, Clan Gangrel
Monica Rial, known harpy and gossiper, Clan Toreador
Jamie Marchi, the right hand of the Prince, Clan Tremere
Amanda Winn-Lee, petty and on the fringes of Kindred society and known lush, Clan Malkavian
Cristina Vee, aspiring enforcer of the Prince, Clan Brujah
Emmett Plant, spy and creeper with max levels of Obfuscate, Clan Nosferatu
Marzgurl, Law Twitter, Renfamous, and the like are loyal sniveling ghoul servants
Hunters
Vic Mignogna, a hunter of the Innocent creed, has insanely high levels of True Faith
Johnny Yong Bosch, a dedicated hunter of the Defender creed, also has True Faith
Nick Rekieta, a whiskey-swilling lawyer and hunter belonging to the Visionary creed
Chuck Huber, indecisive Bystander







