Weekly Stream Weekly Stream #3 - The Sims 3 with Jack Stryker -

[DeagleDad420]

"From Gamer to Marine" implies some sort of character growth, which is unusual for a Mary Sue. I don't really know what to expect because he's been pretty quiet since the last stream, but we're going to find out.

Also does anyone find the in-game version of him next to the real one really creepy in an Uncanny Valley sort of way?

 

[CWCissey]

I can't wait.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Someone has already been banned in the chat. The stream doesn't even start for another three and a half hours.

We're off to a flying start

 

[CWCissey]

Someone has already been banned in the chat. The stream doesn't even start for another three and a half hours.

This must be an Internet record of some kind

 

[Arkangel]

From the comments:

WachtAmWeb: When are the Sim Police going to arrest Jack Stryker for all the murders he committed last time?

Deagle Nation (Jace): WachtAmWeb, I do NOT have to follow your laws, It is different on a battlefield. We dont follow Laws we follow ROE, that's Roles of Engagement to you.

 

[WWWWolf]

My beer is so ready.
Also: "Commander Stryker's Rise to Power: look at all these cheats I downloaded for Sims 3, rising in power has never been easier!"

 

[CWCissey]

My beer is so ready.
Also: "Commander Stryker's Rise to Power: look at all these cheats I downloaded for Sims 3, rising in power has never been easier!"

AKA: Source Error: The Movie (Oh please God someone well versed in shoop-fu make a mock up of the Source Code poster!)

And Jase still can't get his head around the fact that the IDF does nothing about bitcoins, that's Mossad's problem.

 

[DeagleDad420]

My beer is so ready.
Also: "Commander Stryker's Rise to Power: look at all these cheats I downloaded for Sims 3, rising in power has never been easier!"

You have to be really special to need cheats to win at The Sims. The game is literally built for Mary Sue fantasies with no difficulty whatsoever.

And Jase still can't get his head around the fact that the IDF does nothing about bitcoins, that's Mossad's problem.

Also the fact that he thinks you have to "launder" a cryptocurrency is fucking priceless.

 

[CWCissey]

You have to be really special to need cheats to win at The Sims. The game is literally built for Mary Sue fantasies with no difficulty whatsoever.


Also the fact that he thinks you have to "launder" a cryptocurrency is fucking priceless.

How does Jase feel about Dogecoins by the way?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Too bad I'm heading to work now, I wish I could stick around and enjoy the show.

 

[CWCissey]

And another one bites the dust.

 

[Gorogoroth]

Too bad I'm heading to work now, I wish I could stick around and enjoy the show.

Yeah sucks hey.

 

[A5_]

I hope Ted from teamgamerfood will be ok since Jace is going to wipe out his bitcoin farms. Plus we might have something special, so guys it's going to be a good installment in the Jace saga.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Yeah sucks hey.

I know doesn't it? I was so looking forward to spamming swastikas, Arabian music, and YOU WILL 9/11 all over his chat.

It's just as well, he's probably gonna call everyone in the chat gay and then ban them. Lol.

 

[Null]

Jace reports that the stream will begin any second now.

 

[hats]

I am very ready for this lmao.

 

[The Dude]

Jace anyone can buy a Marine Corps patch. Also, anyone else notice the strings sticking out from it?

Also SEAL Team Six isn't even SEAL Team Six anymore. They're the NAVSPECWAR Development Group or DevGru.

"Mommy took away my internets because damn twolls called her."

Lol what a child.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I'm watching the livestream on tumblr, but can't see the chat, where can I get that?
(edit) Got it, cos I'm a mong.

 

[wheat pasta]

"Someone said the dog is gay, but that's not true he's not a dog."
...
"Wolves can't even be as gay as dogs."

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Even his wolf Soap thinks he's a loser

And dogs can exhibit homosexual tendencies, which includes wolves

The liberal media doesn't like Stryker's lifestyle, lol