weigh in, exercise with me, how i’m losing weight - 04/25/19 -

[pecansandies]

• our gorl is down to 554.4lbs (I think this is the most consistent weight loss on her channel so far?)
• fast motion exercises looking hilarious
• calls reps "new arm situations"
• calls butterfly curls "arm side-ups"
• overall able to do more reps and add in more "situations"
• able to walk over 3min now
• talks about doing IF (which is actually a good idea for her) but also does OMAD (which is a terrible idea for someone with BED) soooo curious to see how that pans out
• carrots still solve everything
• doesn't want to get weight loss surgery, apparently people are mad about this
• "I'm getting less views now and I'm making less money" sis that's probably not something you want to acknowledge out lout lmao
• "I'm inspiring so many people"
• apparently people are unsubscribing because she's bettering herself. Reality check: people unsubscribed because they were fed up with your shit, which ended up lighting a fire under your ass to better yourself. Her subscriber number has grown steadily since then so like....with the exception of the feeder fetishists who were jacking it to her vids, I don't know where she's getting this intel from
• FINALLY acknowledges she was exploiting her health for money/views (but then quickly makes it about "getting so much hate")
• Celebrating her victories (which is good) but she's doing this thing again where she's acting like this has been a year-long journey and she's completely changed and...IDK like I don't begrudge her of celebrating her progress but gorl, slow your fuckin roll for a minute and stay grounded. I don't mean that in a judge-y way it's more like....relax because if you fall off the wagon again it's going to be that much harder to take which makes it harder to get back on track
• Let's try to follow this part because I sure fucking couldn't: 1. she wanted to order pizza so bad 2. but doesn't even like pizza 3. everyone else ate pasta 4. visibly upset when she talks about how she had to eat carrots when everyone ate pasta 5. this hurts so much "because of the hate".....like...WHAT???? You ate carrots instead of refined carbs you didn't have to donate bone marrow or something. RELAX.
• "I feel like my mind is more crisper...crispier? Crisper? What?"

I'm getting very cautiously optimistic here...the last couple of min of the video is our same old amber but her actually doing the damn thing is making me consider this could potentially be a new start...idk

 

[Not me]

Ew dingy bra

 

[Whatthefuck]

• our gorl is down to 554.4lbs (I think this is the most consistent weight loss on her channel so far?)
• fast motion exercises looking hilarious
• calls reps "new arm situations"
• calls butterfly curls "arm side-ups"
• overall able to do more reps and add in more "situations"
• able to walk over 3min now

I'm getting very cautiously optimistic here

If she doesn't stop abusing the word "situation" I'm going to commit harikari.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

For a real treat, play the exercise sequence in slow mo.

 

[thejackal]

I can't even. At this "pace" she'll be 120lbs by December and running a Iron Man with Regan Chastain. It's so easy for her she's the fitness and weight loss Kween guyz.

 

[Norisent]

I don't even know what to call her bun in this. It is a very advanced poop bun.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Hey guise, I woke up a bit ago

Damn bitch, almost 7 o'clock at night?? That's some real quality of life she's living.

 

[thejackal]

I don't even know what to call her bun in this. It is a very advanced poop bun.

Call it day 2 without showering. Look for it to continue.

 

[Whatthefuck]

• our gorl is down to 554.4lbs (I think this is the most consistent weight loss on her channel so far?)
• fast motion exercises looking hilarious
• calls reps "new arm situations"
• calls butterfly curls "arm side-ups"
• overall able to do more reps and add in more "situations"
• able to walk over 3min now
• talks about doing IF (which is actually a good idea for her) but also does OMAD (which is a terrible idea for someone with BED) soooo curious to see how that pans out
• carrots still solve everything
• doesn't want to get weight loss surgery, apparently people are mad about this
• "I'm getting less views now and I'm making less money" sis that's probably not something you want to acknowledge out lout lmao
• "I'm inspiring so many people"
• apparently people are unsubscribing because she's bettering herself. Reality check: people unsubscribed because they were fed up with your shit, which ended up lighting a fire under your ass to better yourself. Her subscriber number has grown steadily since then so like....with the exception of the feeder fetishists who were jacking it to her vids, I don't know where she's getting this intel from
• FINALLY acknowledges she was exploiting her health for money/views (but then quickly makes it about "getting so much hate")

I'm getting very cautiously optimistic here

I wouldn't count your chickens just yet. We've been here before with her. At her weight, damn right the elbees should be melting off of her if she's doing all she should be doing. Here's the rub, though. She's not doing all she could be doing. The exercises are crap and she doesn't do them with as much frequency as she should. She should be doing them several times a day. She's not seeing a therapist and until that happens, I have zero optimism. Every addict falls off of the wagon even with support and she has none. Sorry, I can't even have cautious optimism at this point. Call me when she gets below 500.

 

[Owlflaps]

We’re all rooting for you, gorl!

But we’re not gonna be surprised if you fail again.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

@pecansandies Thanks for the Cliff Notes. I could only make it 1:27 in. YEAH 18 POUNDZ TOTAL!

Come over here ya tub of lard and lemme gives ya an asspat. (not)

 

[ADHD]

"I'm getting less views now and I'm making less money" sis that's probably not something you want to acknowledge out lout lmao

It's a subtle hint for people to donate to her since she's now more strapped for cash.

doesn't want to get weight loss surgery, apparently people are mad about this

Honestly, I don't blame her. Surgery isn't a magical fix. She could (and probably would) easily fuck up her body even further after surgery. Until she gets her head solidly where it needs to be with the help of a therapist, surgery would be a bad idea.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Al says how proud of herself she is.

 

[pecansandies]

I wouldn't count your chickens just yet. We've been here before with her. At her weight, damn right the elbees should be melting off of her if she's doing all she should be doing. Here's the rub, though. She's not doing all she could be doing. The exercises are crap and she doesn't do them with as much frequency as she should. She should be doing them several times a day. She's not seeing a therapist and until that happens, I have zero optimism. Every addict falls off of the wagon even with support and she has none. Sorry, I can't even have cautious optimism at this point. Call me when she gets below 500.

Honestly, you're right. Especially because she's already counted, plucked, and rotisserie'd the chickens before they hatched. I'm a huge sceptic too. I know what is more likely is an incoming mukbang or her "treating" herself to some fast food for doing "so well", which then just resets all her shit habits. I know this. But the part of me that's been wanting to see her succeed is like "oh shit she's actually doing it?" at least for now. And that's something, even in the face of her clear pathology. So if her next video is a mukbang it's going to be very much a "disappointed but unsurprised" mood

New drinking game: take a shot every time Al says how proud of herself she is.

becky already an alcoholic sis we don't need any more

 

[laffytaffy]

If you slow the video down at around 2:15 you'll see Amberlynn waddling around to industrial techno sounding music. Nightmares will follow when the camera goes back to her face.

 

[e-gf]

The fake retching is gross, she always does it when looking at herself.

 

[mekalekahi]

I've seen problems in the horizon since she's been going to Mexican food pretty frequently since her new health kick. For a normal person on a diet, having a semi greasy meal every now and then is ok but her brain is doing whatever it can to hold on to food she's addicted to. The last 1000 times she's fasted to eat Mexican or other food it's kicked off junk bonaza again.

 

[Dovahshit]

"

• able to walk over 3min now"

excuse me?
how far the Mighty have fallen.

 

[Bliss]

Spoiler

 

[a dinosaur]

If she doesn't stop abusing the word "situation" I'm going to commit harikari.

Amberlynn Reid Word of the Month Compilation | SITUATION | Highly Requested ;)

Does her overuse of this word bother you as much as it does me??! Win Win or No Win Situation ? *sigh* Enjoy my lovelies ! xoxo KK

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