weigh in, exercise with me, how i’m losing weight - 04/25/19 -

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Slowed down her work-out for lulz (and even then it’s still pretty sped up) and caught this face
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Also caught her bumping the mouse at the last second and noticed it’s a YouTube video stopwatch.

Reasons why this particular method is dumb:
  1. she has a camera and a phone. Run the stopwatch on the phone and keep it in the camera’s line of sight...
  2. having a stopwatch as a YouTube video gives her an out to cheat (and we all know she’s a liar) by merely adjusting the playback speed on the video. If she speeds the work-outs in post, no one is the wiser to the deception.
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Color me skeptical, but her rate of progress seems a bit...too fast to me.

Actually, I think that’s why I’m having trouble seeing this as more than an elaborate act. In her own words (that she keeps repeating), she “wants to inspire people and to be an inspiration for others” and then she follows it up with claims about wanting to be healthy. Her priorities are backwards; she wants the recognition and fame that comes with being an “inspiration,” but her health comes after. She’s also hitting all the notes that other Youtubers hit when they go on these journeys situations with the praising her progress, the lookback at what a long, hard road we’ve been on since she began, the doubt and ridicule she’s endured (everyone loves a tragic heroine/underdog story, right?), the ever-so-gracious thanks to all her fans that kept her going, and the whole segment about things she can now do (we know you can get in the car, Amber. We saw you at the mall...).

It’s hard for me to buy that 20LBS was all it took to keep the seat up and not cram her into the door, because even prior to her being 560 she was in the backseat or crammed into the front seat. So...I find this claim to be embellished for feel good points...because again, she’s just replicating what other Youtubers do.

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I've been checked out from AL for a little bit since the bedbound saga has been terribly dull. Is she actually doing something...Are we buying it, gorls? Genuine questions from a farmer who should've been paying more attention.
No. Not yet. (Miss you boo boo.)

She's literally doing the gifs for the haydurs preemptively now, this is kind of meta in a way however.
 

Cubanodun

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Honestly, I don't blame her. Surgery isn't a magical fix. She could (and probably would) easily fuck up her body even further after surgery. Until she gets her head solidly where it needs to be with the help of a therapist, surgery would be a bad idea.
She would fuck it up badly, true, the surgery can make you eat less (im assuming we are talking about the bypass) but the main problem and one of the thing that the doctors tell you is that the food anxiety is going to hit you like a truck and shoveling food like you did before is surely going to kill you, i have see fat asses losing the surgery by cheating using Ice cream or just drinking shitload of Pepsi and they end in the hospital or just die, the most funny fact about it is that the bypass is looked in the medical community (at least here) as a way to get easy dosh without any problems because the doctor actually inform you of all the problems and if you fucked it up/dont go to control is on you, is like SRS without the wiener being chopped

Actually, I think that’s why I’m having trouble seeing this as more than an elaborate act. In her own words (that she keeps repeating), she “wants to inspire people and to be an inspiration for others”
Oh she is, but more like but more in a "i dont want to end like that" way
 
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I still don’t understand why’s she’s walking around a table like a rétard instead of going outside for a walk, I’m pretty sure she can walk way more than 3 minutes; she just gets bored and gives up. If she went out, sh d still have to waddle back home afterwards. She should also be doing this multiple times a day. It’s not like her body is too sore to function after walking for 3 minutes. SHe could be doing this every 30 minutes.
 

GargoyleGorl

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Big Al thinks her sped ( :) ) up walking clip looks like she's "floating"??

Yes indeed--like a Macy's parade balloon.

I, for one, am not buying this new, improved, non-delusional Big Al. She really should be dropping weight like crazy if she's only eating what she says she is. We must remember that everything we know comes from what she says and shows, and we know how much she lies about everything. We cannot believe anything until we see something that's out of Al's control--like visibly obvious weight loss. Also-Big Al's weight gain began in her fucked up brain, until a professional takes a jack hammer to her head and starts trying to repair that mess all bets are off.
Exactly. There's a difference between wanting her to fail, and not believing her when she says she's succeeding. Fool me once, etc. I'm pretty sure I'll never find her a likable person, but I could theoretically find her an honest person someday. Maybe. But it would take a monumental effort on her part, and ten days/eleven lbs ain't that.

Slowed down her work-out for lulz (and even then it’s still pretty sped up) and caught this face View attachment 738082

Also caught her bumping the mouse at the last second and noticed it’s a YouTube video stopwatch.

Reasons why this particular method is dumb:
  1. she has a camera and a phone. Run the stopwatch on the phone and keep it in the camera’s line of sight...
  2. having a stopwatch as a YouTube video gives her an out to cheat (and we all know she’s a liar) by merely adjusting the playback speed on the video. If she speeds the work-outs in post, no one is the wiser to the deception.
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Color me skeptical, but her rate of progress seems a bit...too fast to me.

Actually, I think that’s why I’m having trouble seeing this as more than an elaborate act. In her own words (that she keeps repeating), she “wants to inspire people and to be an inspiration for others” and then she follows it up with claims about wanting to be healthy. Her priorities are backwards; she wants the recognition and fame that comes with being an “inspiration,” but her health comes after. She’s also hitting all the notes that other Youtubers hit when they go on these journeys situations with the praising her progress, the lookback at what a long, hard road we’ve been on since she began, the doubt and ridicule she’s endured (everyone loves a tragic heroine/underdog story, right?), the ever-so-gracious thanks to all her fans that kept her going, and the whole segment about things she can now do (we know you can get in the car, Amber. We saw you at the mall...).

It’s hard for me to buy that 20LBS was all it took to keep the seat up and not cram her into the door, because even prior to her being 560 she was in the backseat or crammed into the front seat. So...I find this claim to be embellished for feel good points...because again, she’s just replicating what other Youtubers do.

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What.
Is wrong.
With her eye.

Really, her left eye has some kinda problem. I can't unsee it, now that it's been pointed out -- there's something fucked up going on.

All this needs is some Benny Hill music.
That would be amazeen. Please, someone make this happen.

For the uninitiated:
 

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I don't know why I find that skating walking so amusing. she also still hasn't cleaned the computer screen. maybe she thinks it's a starry background?

Y'all forget the part where she says she is now able to close the car door by herself.
I'm surprised she admitted that. people were asking her if she was sitting in the back and she said no she can fit in the front (even though the seat was so far back is might as well be the back seat). so no, she couldn't fit in the front anymore. now people just need to convince her to show her legs.
 
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Bookish

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Comparing her to other fat women (men lose easier, more muscle). How is it that women 200lbs, 300lbs lighter, can lose weight faster? If she were really eating less, making substitutions, IF..you would see more tangible results. I give her credit, because she's probably eating a little less and moving a little more, but not what she's saying. If she really wanted to be successful in the long run, she should start being honest. I'm guess that's why she hasn't moved forward with any professional/specialist, it's harder to b.s. them..especially when they're specifically trained to deal with people like her and know what's normal and when something isn't adding up (claimed behavior vs what the scale is saying).
 

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Dr Now always tells the mobile fats to walk an hour twice a day, taking rests as needed. Working yourself up to 3 minutes over the course of weeks is ridiculous. She’s proud of herself for figuring out how to make progess in the slowest, laziest way possible. This will be a repeat of the 89 elbee’s situation, where she gains it all back and then some.

I would like to see her succeed, but by really doing it. These exercises are better than nothing, but just barely. So far, the only thing she’s actually learned about herself is that snacking is a trigger. No, humans aren’t meant to eat all damn day.

Amber is like a toddler who learns a new word. Situation is the new “uh oh.” A baby learns uh oh and soon they say it everywhere, any time something drops. Soon they are throwing things just to say uh oh. Amber learned a new word and now she’s fitting it into places it doesn’t belong.

She truly is a toddler. A very lazy overgrown toddler.
 

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Comparing her to other fat women (men lose easier, more muscle). How is it that women 200lbs, 300lbs lighter, can lose weight faster? If she were really eating less, making substitutions, IF..you would see more tangible results. I give her credit, because she's probably eating a little less and moving a little more, but not what she's saying. If she really wanted to be successful in the long run, she should start being honest. I'm guess that's why she hasn't moved forward with any professional/specialist, it's harder to b.s. them..especially when they're specifically trained to deal with people like her and know what's normal and when something isn't adding up (claimed behavior vs what the scale is saying).
Eh I believe the numbers:
Lost 18lbs in 2 weeks
Caloric deficit of 63,000 in 2 weeks
Caloric deficit of 2,250 a day

Amber's TDEE is ~3900, so to have a deficit of 2250, she has to be eating ~1650 calories a day
That's roughly in line with her 1800 calories a day plan she last mentioned.
 

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Thanks @smallmilk for the gifs
Even in fast motion its like a South Park character shimmying

Poop bun , not surprised.

But...she is showing effort. It's more effort than in a ...in forever.

My optimistic side hopes she sticks with it ,my realistic side hopes even if it's a shill that it sticks with her.
 

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I still don’t understand why’s she’s walking around a table like a rétard instead of going outside for a walk, I’m pretty sure she can walk way more than 3 minutes; she just gets bored and gives up. If she went out, sh d still have to waddle back home afterwards. She should also be doing this multiple times a day. It’s not like her body is too sore to function after walking for 3 minutes. SHe could be doing this every 30 minutes.
She doesn't want to get stared down and feel like a fat freak. She doesn't want to get stranded after getting winded after her knees giving out.
 
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mekalekahi

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I noticed that, too. It looked like there was an actual shower curtain rather than the sliding glass doors she can't navigate.

Wonder why.
I still don’t understand why’s she’s walking around a table like a rétard instead of going outside for a walk, I’m pretty sure she can walk way more than 3 minutes; she just gets bored and gives up. If she went out, sh d still have to waddle back home afterwards. She should also be doing this multiple times a day. It’s not like her body is too sore to function after walking for 3 minutes. SHe could be doing this every 30 minutes.
She needs to get her ass in a swimming pool. She defiantly can walk Twinkie around there yard 1 or 2 times she just doesn't want to. It's been what like 3 weeks now and she's pacing in her living room still?

So did she stop eating 3 healthy meals and now does omad to eat 1800 calories of Mexican a day?
 
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