weigh in | march 11, 2020 03/11/20 - ACTUALLY FILMED MARCH 4TH, PASTA TRIGGERS ME, NO LAYYYYRGS

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one lil aaaygroll?! :mad:

Kentucky is up to 8 cases now - I couldn't easily find exactly where but I didn't try hard.
Someone posted that there's a sizable asian population in KY near the military base, or something? I believe they said Vietnamese (so, gook not chink) but still. I'd like to hear @FrazzleCakes thoughts on this and on Corona in KY, in general.
 

FrazzleCakes

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"Someone posted that there's a sizable asian population in KY near the military base, or something? I believe they said Vietnamese (so, gook not chink) but still. I'd like to hear @FrazzleCakes thoughts on this and on Corona in KY, in general."

The only cases of Corona in KY have been in Louisville KY. It's about 2 1/2 hours away from Monticello KY. As far as a large Asian population the only one I know of is near Fort Campbell/Western KY which is over 3 hours away. It seems like the Coronavirus has been contained in Louisville for the time being. The biggest problem Amber faces right now is a sever toilet paper storage. All the stores in the area have been sold out of toilet paper for days. They can't keep it on the shelves.
 

Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince

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"A ramen, six egg rolls, and a brownie" is not eleven hundred fucking calories. Eleven thousand, much more likely.

:story:
More like 2,000-ish

Imperial Garden Egg Roll ( Dollar Tree Brand) = 247 per egg roll
Maruchan Ramen ( am guessing)= 190 per serving there are two servings in a package
Brownie of unknown origin (I am gonna guess Little Debbie)= 200ish maybe more


I personally think its hilarious that probably one of the main factors as to why she can't lose weight is because she can't math.

Edit: I am not going to break down all the other shit she grazed on but I would say it would be close to 1500, 2000 calories, I might be undershooting it though gorl loves her starches and that seems to be the majority of what she was shoveling down her gob.
 
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Turd Fergusson

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The only cases of Corona in KY have been in Louisville KY. It's about 2 1/2 hours away from Monticello KY. As far as a large Asian population the only one I know of is near Fort Campbell/Western KY which is over 3 hours away. It seems like the Coronavirus has been contained in Louisville for the time being. The biggest problem Amber faces right now is a sever toilet paper storage. All the stores in the area have been sold out of toilet paper for days. They can't keep it on the shelves.
If she is hospitalized, the cost of this hospitalization could be horrendous. This could have been easily avoided if she had purchased health insurance last fall, but our gurl knows better.
 

Sodium-King-90

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The irony and lolz continue...
In changing her name to the much more generic "Amber Reid," she no longer is uniquely, one of a kind on YouTube.
There is another vlogger with the channel name Amber Reid, a small-time channel with 15k subs that vlogs about motherhood.
The former Amberlynn is losing her identity, whilst still maintaining the only thing that makes her unique... The fact she's 400lbs overweight.
 

Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince

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If she is hospitalized, the cost of this hospitalization could be horrendous. This could have been easily avoided if she had purchased health insurance last fall, but our gurl knows better.
Not sure how it works in Kentucky, but in the state I live in it goes like this. Let's just say I don't have insurance and go to the ER, get hospitalized and rack up...oh idk, a 300,000 dollar bill. Now, I will get billed for that stay, but the hospital cant demand a specific amount from me each month. If I want to pay them 25 cents a month then that's all I have to pay and if I die before the bill gets paid off, oh well. That might be why she seems so unconcerned about a lengthy hospital stay.
 
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FatalTater

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Oh, I am certain Covid-19 is all around Our Gorl. The Somerset and Monticello areas are stopping off spots for anyone travelling by highway through the area, lots of restaurants and hotels. Plus it's a tourist area for anyone who wants to do Lake Cumberland related things, and the weather's getting warmer. No way the hospital there and any other band-aid dispensary clinics are going to be able to deal with the sizeable retiree population all getting sick.

Will the adventures of the residents of Chateau Homo dealing with coronavirus be televised (or vlogged?) I certainly hope so.
 

DefCon Dumb

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I can't see their household escaping it. As of 3 minutes ago, Kentucky is still at 8 cases but let's be honest; this is well past any "ethnic" component of transmission & almost past the point where travelling from an endemic country is the major source. My country's health Minister bluntly said that WITH measures being taken, 30% of people here are expected to contract the infection & that will go as high as 70%. They're trying to 'flatten the curve'. Smart, the cat is out of the bag.

Amber & her motley crew need to sit & SENSIBLY discuss how they're going to handle any illness in the house. If Miss Thing has the newly found energy she's bragging about, she can start using some of it & getting exercise by working to get the house as clean as possible. They need to look at what necessities they have in the house, what they need; get that stuff & then hunker down.

She should think of it this way, social distancing is a good opportunity for her to catch up on her journaling, puzzles, food diaries, whatever passes for self reflection & to avoid being a greater burden than she already is.
 

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Two possible reasons:
1) She wants to turn over a new leaf because she knows the name "Amberlynn Reid" will be forever ruined and tainted
or
2) She got a cease and desist from the highly litigious porn star Amber Lynn who spergs out at people for using her name because she claims to have it copyrighted.
I just noticed she changed it, or thought it was parody account. Weird... she never liked people calling her just Amber and got huffy with people over it ( even Eric). It would be even weirder if it's #2- you can't sue someone from using their real name
 

Peetz's Bank Account

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I think because the US is on lockdown before we have a serious pandemic and now that most other countries are also on lockdown, COVID-19 is likely to subside more quickly and have less of an effect ( public health-wise) here than in other countries. It also helps that we have decent healthcare albeit not very cost-effective and anybody who has tested positive is probably being monitored closely by the authorities. However the virus could be anywhere and everybody in that godforsaken fag shack is probably immunocompromised, given fat, horrendous hygiene practices in all areas, and (probably) unsanitary sexual practice between Muppet and Rickie. Couple that with the fact that everyone except maybe Rickie will ignore the wealth of simply put and easily understood information out there and instead turn to TMZ, Cosmopolitan and Twitter influencers for the latest details, I wouldn't be surprised if one or more of those idiots catches it. And as someone else mentioned if it does happen to be "Amber Reid" she will be charged out the ass because she didn't purchase health insurance despite her supposed wealth and the number of people telling her to do so, and she will possibly be on death's door as she is so unhealthy.
 

Pog Mathoin

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I want to know what the Gaycare residents would buy if they needed to self-isolate in lockdown. Amberlynn is going to need at least eleventy-hundred more journals, a truck load of bottled water and diet sprite, and several cartons of reeses and ramen. Becky is going to need plenty of t-shirts, caps, and crayons but at least those can be purchased via amazon. I hope Eric has an online account with bath&bodyworks so he won't run out of candles.
 
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