weigh in + my results 06/24/20 - PEOPLE WITH CANCER EAT TOO

[Hamberlard Raid]

ugh this cunt's still alive? guess i'll have to recap it

Spoiler: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEECAP

• hi guyz
• bin a minute
• RILL TIME
• updates
• why do you hate my prerecorded videos?????????????
• im NOT makeen a mokeree of my cancur
• PEOPLE WITH CANCUR STILL EET
• NOT overeateen but eateen
• im making mah money not because im a troll
• eating with cancur is taboo
• do not understand currently in this time
• quantity not bad at all
• not gaineen
• still have a few prerecorded videos
• only thing i have to offer
• I AM GOING THROUGH A LOT
• literally my body stress (not fat)
• i feel out of control
• lisen to dokter
• gr8full for prerecorded videos
• hi, i have cancer
• meth mommy is here
• will cry when she leave
• she is staying 3 weeks instead of 1
• i still need to work
• NORMALCY
• cancur do not stop normalcy
• if i was a lawyer, i would not stop
• big genre of career
• i would not stop workeen
• cancur do not define me
• cancur not paralyze me
• treatment options, consider
• could debilitate
• i need to pay for vet bills
• YouTube will not make my cancer worse (sugar feeds cancur though)
• beyong grateful for people who reach out to me
• mamameth also has an ayyyyyyyg allergee
• i could NOT stop talkeen to mamameth
• mamameth says BOLTH too
• me and beck-ee crakked up!!!!!!!!!!!!
• OTHER YOUTUBERS SAY BOLTH TOO!!!!
• weigh in
• 488.4 ELBEES
• mah bleeding pill makes me hungry
• estrogen hormone situation pill makes me hongry
• i love candy
• i eat possicles
• i eat 4 a night!!!!!!!
• onlee 200 calories
• down 82 pounds
• was 487
• FLUCTUATION MOMENT
• had a CT scan
• weight limit of 700 lbs
• Y'ALL I AM SO SKIN-EE
• results of CT scan:
• normal
• but
• MAH LYMPH NOIDS ARE INFLAMMED
• MRI TODAY
• but also schedule a PET SCAN (today too)
• i cried a lot yesterday
• next set of results in a few days
• i THOROUGHLY need positiv-ee
• hands down never predickted cancur
• I AM NOT LYEEN ABOUT CANCER!!!!!!!!!1
• you are the worse!!!!
• gonna get ready
• later losers

Spoiler: TL;DW FLASH WARNING

Spoiler: MY THOUGHTS

Typical self-righteous indignation! Even in the throes of supposed crotch cancer does our hero's unadulterated cuntiness falter not. Whatever sympathy that was once experienced has decomposed like maggots on a train. Her rotten psyche and malignant soul shines like creamy cheeses as a shimmer to an outlet. Yes, I am speaking in Amberlynn poetry references. As a monster truck in the nightlife, the bitch within cannot be concealed. The commenters and audience as a whole is noticing it. The jig is up. The facade has cracked. Without sperging any further, I leave you with this...
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!!

ARCHIVE: WEIGH IN + RESULTS
JUNE 24, 2020

 

[Covfefe]

Weigh-In: Big Number
Results: Still Fat
Laygs: Absent

 

[Dick Pooman]

Oh boy, possible nodal involvement

 

[Captain Ahab]

She should send that scale to foodie beauty. I’d chip in for the shipping costs.

 

[Amira Rose]

I love her "people with cancer still eat". Yes, they do....but I'm sure it becomes a wake up call in most cases and try to change their lives and not eat 12 chicken wings.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Spoiler: REEECAP

1. update tyme mom cancer results + weight
2. prerecorded videos.. lots of people have issues with prerecorded mookbongs PPL WITH CANCER STILL EAT I'm not bingeen and I'm doing it to make money
3. because I have cancer eating on camera is "taboo" but I don't understand why because I'm eating less and "losing weight" ok gorl totally not the cancer eating its way through your adipose tissue
4. I am feeleen the stress physically, so much happening at once, none of this is in my control, can only do wut dr tell me do
5. grateful for prerecorded videos
6. methmama still there, already cried because she has to leave, she stayed another week for them coinsszz
7. a lot of peeple say I should stop filming because I have cancer, I still need to do my "job" (JewTube)
8. treatment options I have to consider, but might incapacitate me, still need to pay for bills. GORL where is your health insurance???
9. still need to make munnee
10. methmama and aymbur have similar personality and SAME ALLERGY ww thats so weird u guise
11. methmama pronounces both as "bolth" I was like WHUUUT me and beckee cracked up u guise but remember I'm not the only person who pronounces it that way so fuck u
12. weigh in 488.4 elbees good job on letting that crotch rot gobble up ur fat girl!
13. stopped snackeen at night and switched to froot possicles only 200 calories #ItWorks
14. sthuper frickin excited got down to 487 stick with the weight loss
15. anxious, put dye stuff in my vein, CT took 5 mins, results= everything looks fine, lymph noids (every1 pronounce it different [sure jan]) possible involvement, getteen MRI today
16. I give up skip this one

 

[Punkinsplice]

Nobody is telling her to stop filming because she has cancer, are they? She is all about the cancer in this video, guys. She needs to make her money, so don't hate on her prerecorded videos. What is your problem? She can't understand why we hate the mookbongs.

Ayg allergy runs in the family. Mom has it too! She is so much like her mawm guys! Mom has shitty pronunciation too! "BOLTH" Way too much bolth sperg.

488.2 lbs

She is on a bc pill and it makes her hongry. Finding substitutes for night snacks. Popsicles work guys (4* 50 cal) just frozen liquid, y'all. Excited about her cancer weightloss.

CT, 700 lb limit! RESULTs: Everything looKs good, but lymph "noids" are swollen. They will do a pet scan and mri. Her oncologist just wants to make sure. She gets these today, but results in a few days. (Have no idea what "looks good" means)

Give her your positive vibes and prayers, guys. She has had a rough 4 weeks, fawk. So anxious about the scans.
That is it!

 

[iLoveDoe]

488.4

Thumb sighting

Still fat, she's only losing weight because the cancer is eating her alive.

 

[Clown Baby]

I love her "people with cancer still eat".

People with cancer still eat 6 calzone-sized rangoons and a sushi roll as one meal. They have big enough appetites to finish this task in under 12 minutes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a dispectful piece of shit.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

using your meth head mother who was such a fuckup that she had her own kids taken away is not a good person to compare yourself to as a way to prove the haydurs wrong, hamber.

a meth head prison whore has an ayyg allergy and pronounces both as "bolth" too? thank you hamber, very cool!

i guess debilitating addiction runs in the family too uwu super cute gorl!

 

[Chris Evans]

Lymphnoids.

 

[Att1cusF1nch]

Her mom is also allergic to taking care of her kids!

 

[Cheese Trap]

in which Amber compares recording mookbangs to being a lawyer. This is totally the same, guise, so you have to respect the fact that she's working hard when she has cancer.

Edit: grammur

 

[Kirito]

Fatty already looks like a corpse. Is that 488 adjusted to account for how much of her weight is tumor?

 

[DJAndyMD]

Yes Amber, people with cancer has to eat, but they do not eat like as if they are death row inmates having a last meal or eat like a Snorlax. They actually care about staying healthy. And what is she going to do if we hate her prerecorded videos? Have her meth headed mom tell us off? Amber needs to grow up because she keeps giving everybody the ammo and letting everyone throw it to her back.

 

[Mandaark]

Another non-update update!
Other breaking news: the sky is blue, Amber is fat and I would not have sex with her

 

[King of the Munch]

Spoiler: RECAP

- been a minute
- wanna touch on a few things
- mukbangs are pre-recorded and not a mockery of her cancer
- "people with cancer still eat"
- she's not binging in video, not overeating in video's, just eating
- does it only for money
- eating on camera is taboo bc of her weight and cancer
- she's losing weight
- still has a few pre-recorded videos she'll upload
- can't make other videos, its too stressfull
- is out of control
- she's very gratefull that she has pre-recorded video's
- mom leaves soon
- mom stayed 3 weeks instead of 1
- she doesn't want to stop her normalcy
- if she had an different job like a lawyer, she wouldn't stop also
- still hasn't decided about treatments
- adults have bills to pay and Youtube is a blessing for her outlet and income
- so many people asspatted her about the cancer
- she and her mom have a similair personality
- mom also has egg allergy that turns off and on
- mom said "bolth" just like Amber and that cracked Amber and Becky up
- weightloss update
- 488.4 elbees
- still losing weight, and that's a surprise since the pill she is on for her bleeding makes her hungry and moody
- hard to ignore the hunger
- stopped grazing at night and just eats popsicles at night, 4 total
- 83 pounds down, got to 487 but gained that point back
- CT-scan results
- so nervous she wasn't gonna fit but the limit was 700 lbs
- had to drink nasty liquid and the CT wasn't as bad as she thought
- everything looked fine but nymph nodes looked enlarged which can mean the cancer has spread to lymph nodes
- She's getting an MRI and PET scan today
- doctor told her that sometimes people just have bigger lymph nodes so if she's lucky she has that
- PET scan is gonna decide if cancer has spread or she just got big nodes
- She's terrified
- Cried when she heard she's got to get a PET scan.
- results be in a few days
- pls pray for her, its the most stressfull weeks
- never imagined she'd be in that situation, never thought she got cancer ever
- people accusing her of lying are crazy
- needs to leave and is nervous bc she doesn't know how MRI's and PET scans work

that's all folks!

 

[Xenomorph]

3 recaps? On this shit? Ladies, I feel awful for you.

 

[plamhanet]

Just because methmama might have said “bolth” around you when you were 5 doesn’t mean you shouldn’t teach yourself how to correctly pronounce it once you’ve been corrected hundreds of times, writerlynn.

 

[Punkinsplice]

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Yes Amber, people with cancer has to eat, but they do not eat like as if they are death row inmates having a last meal or eat like a Snorlax. They actually care about staying healthy. And what is she going to do if we hate her prerecorded videos? Have her meth headed mom tell us off? Amber needs to grow up because she keeps giving everybody the ammo and letting everyone throw it to her back.

Yeah, she totally missed the point, but that is classic Amberlynn.