WEIGH IN | SHOWING THE SCALE!!!!! - 4/15/2019

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(Formerly a) Niggo(?)
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Holy shit that macbook has a dirty screen. Didn't she just get it?
Last summer/fall, don't know if it was new when she got it though?

11 minutes.

My video starts automatically at 720p fidelity, Amber looks haggard and digitized so I turn it up to 1080p...and she looks exactly the same at that fidelity too. Yeah, this should be amazing. Becky pshychiatrist, that's the word you're looking for Amber when they can prescribe drugs, is making her have withdrawls by changing her medication. Extreme close up of only the scale readout panel claims she lost five elbees. There's still ways to cheat this presentation but over five pounds seems like a lot of work for little payoff? She isn't sponsored by her water bottle company but plugs it. Gross meal close up while Amber narrates, she says it doesn't look good but tastes amazzeeeen!

She admits to doing a no knee bend fat girl waddle when she 'walks.' Gets to a whole two minutes and hits her goal after getting fatigued at one minute of marching in place and calls that a walk. Amber, you need to do ten reps of these in place marches a day. Try and take only 45 seconds of rest between each set, if you can't do that, double the rest to a minute and a half in between, this will make the entire exercise take less than an hour or two still so it's not going to be a huge imposition on anything but you watching youtube videos in bed, speaking of which:

Cut to a way better 1080p fidelity shot but it's a close up of Amber so it's no improvement still, she really likes cauliflower now that she's all trying to eat healthy.

A subpar weigh in and some pathetic marching in place is what the main draw is here. Man that food looks gross.
 
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Dainty600lbGorl

567.4 lbs
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You mean like this shit?

Is this bitch capable of making anything that doesn't resemble dog food, or vomit, or vomited up dog food?
God that looks so foul. Kinda like someone tried to make like 15 boxes of stuffing in one sitting and it just turned out wrong.

Congrats, Amber. You took a monster shit. We're all so proud of you. :achievement:
I feel so bad for their plumbing. How often do you guys wager big AL clogs the pipes and makes Becky unclog them?
 

bev

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The over-saturation of Amber content is becoming too much. She'll probably say that this is what her viewers said they wanted, even though people who claimed to want daily videos were trolling, but damn it's the same thing day in day out.

It would be one thing she posted new, relevant updates, but it's always the same rehashed list of new things she intends to do. She intends to lose weight, to apply for WLS, to move more, do tags, whatever else, but she doesn't actually do anything. It wasn't as obvious as it used to be (well, it was, but picking apart what was given was more entertaining than now) since she'd only mention certain things every few weeks as she was rarely posting, but damn son there's so little variety in visuals or even what she says that it's like she might as well have filmed all the videos on the same day.
 

Long time lurker

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Al says near the end that she wants to make a chickpea curry with cauliflower rice. Hopefully she’ll follow an actual recipe for this so it doesn’t look like a disgusting slop :optimistic:
Let me give you the recipe, since Amber has, in the past "made"chickpea curry.

Step one: send Becky to Kroger and tell her to get the HEALTHY, frozen chickpea curry. Not from the normal frozen aisle, but from the pseudo-healthy, woke aisle.

Step two: microwave both the curry and cauliflower rice

Step three: put it into two bowls because the amount she's about to eat is too much to fit in one bowl

Step four: have Becky set up a wobbling tower of game boxes and the camera on a tripod

Bon appetite!

(Amber made a video eating this curry some time ago. She had curry in one bowl and rice on the other. She liked it so much that there was curry dribbling down her chin)

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there's so little variety in visuals or even what she says that it's like she might as well have filmed all the videos on the same day.
This might be what she's doing right now. She's done it before too - remember the vacation to go to Pride last year?

Amber doesn't do much other that sleep, eat and flush the excess out (feces and urine). It wouldn't surprise me if she has the routine of a newborn baby by now - multiple sleeping cycles, only broken up by a dirty diaper or "hunger".
There is absolutely nothing going on in her life and she's too self centered to distract herself with something that isn't her. So, yeah, her vlogs will be boring and repetitive, and the more she uploads, the clearer it will be there is nothing in her life other than food.
 
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JambledUpWords

Gorl who loves orange chicken
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Let me give you the recipe, since Amber has, in the past "made"chickpea curry.

Step one: send Becky to Kroger and tell her to get the HEALTHY, frozen chickpea curry. Not from the normal frozen aisle, but from the pseudo-healthy, woke aisle.

Step two: microwave both the curry and cauliflower rice

Step three: put it into two bowls because the amount she's about to eat is too much to fit in one bowl

Step four: have Becky set up a wobbling tower of game boxes and the camera on a tripod

Bon appetite!

(Amber made a video eating this curry some time ago. She had curry in one bowl and rice on the other. She liked it so much that there was curry dribbling down her chin)
I was just getting my hopes up that she’d maybe make it homemade instead of microwave crap. That said, she’d need an actual recipe, reading comprehension, and the actual ingredients it calls for to make it not look like dog vomit.
 
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