If it were a drinking game, I'd be stone-cold sober.Okay, here's a game for you guys. Imagine a video where Amber tells the truth.
"Now in all of this there is only 450 calories! So I'm gonna eat this for dinner and then I'm going to eat a bag of junk food! I'd give more details, but I haven't bitched at Becky to go buy it yet and I haven't really deciiiiidedddd what I want booboo. But don't worry, it's gonna have enough sodium to give an elephant hypertension!"
She’d have to admit her life is shit and that she’s unhealthy. None of the candidates on My 600 Pound Life start off as claiming they have everything together and the haydurs just need to stuff it and get out of their business.Forgive me if this has already been brought up somewhere else, but why doesn't Amber go on My 600 Pound Life? She'd get on easily, the youtube thing would be a hook the show producers probably would want to exploit. She's definitely big enough to get on.
Isn't "take a pill and spout shit" also her primary method of communication?I can’t wait till she reveals she’s constipated and all of her fluctuations were because of laxatives or something. After all that’s how weight loss works in Amber’s mind, take a pill and spout shit.
I don't think she'd do that honestly for a couple of reasons. First, she'd be seen by others and potentially have to deal with their judgement. Secondly, AL always sets herself up to fail and if the exercise is boring and just around her living room, it makes it easier for her to quit once she loses motivation. You can tell the boycott shot her into this new cycle and she'll keep exercising on camera as long as it makes her money for binge food and torrid hauls.Not that I want to give her help, but I think Amber would find it more enjoyable to walk outside than marching inside the gaycare living room waiting for the (snack) bell to ding. If she, oh I don't know, walked from the house to the family dollar and back, I think she'd find the whole experience more enjoyable at least. If she's afraid of falling, have Becky carry a sturdy chair along with her.
Sure, she'd being walking right to a store full of shit food, but this gorl is gonna eat little debbies on the sly anyway. She might as well work for them.
Not that they think it will take away 10 pounds but because, to some people, they need the loss of the ounces, too. It's psychological. They didn't lose 5lbs, they lost 5.3lbs. That .3 pound is just as important as the 5. I've been to WW meetings where people had very specific weigh in outfits. One gal would wear a dress over a bathing suit then take the dress off and do her weigh in wearing the bathing suit.Not exactly sure why these fatties think their clothes are magically gonna take away ten extra lbs if they take them off, they don't weigh that much.
I take Effexor, and if I miss a dose it makes me feel super fucky. That said, they should have her slowly lowering the dosage so that she doesn't hey withdrawal symptoms. I went off it once before many moons ago, and I was fine slowly weaning myself off of it, with zero withdrawal.I shouldn't be surprised but AL didn't know the difference from a therapist and a psychiatrist.. but then when she did betterhelp she thought the therapist could diagnose her with binge eating disorder. now I think she never did see a therapist in real life.
Becky is going off her effexor. will that help her lose weight? or maybe wake her up to how crappy her life is? or maybe she is just going off so she can drink more? Getting her teeth fixed- hopefully that means fixed and not just getting more pulled out. And losing weight...could Becky have a secret girlfriend on the side she sees since AL doesn't leave the house with her anymore?
At first I thought the timer had a background with stars or something. Until I realized those were dirt marks. Snot, spit, maybe both. The keyboard is covered in dust, possibly dandruff and dog hair and shit. This is one filthy ass laptop. She sits on that thing all fucking day and touches everything with her dirty paws after. She is so fucking disgusting.Holy shit that macbook has a dirty screen. Didn't she just get it?