WEIGHING IN | DAYS 21-30 - 8/18/2019 - (Day 61 of this 100-Day Nightmare)

Strawberry Pocky

If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.
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She developed it sometime between January and July, and she's actually got it around both eyes.
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I'm happy that this comparison photo/image is being used and shared in other threads and is making its way around the ALR subforum. I dropped it in the General thread yesterday for funsies but it REALLY does show off her shocking weight gain and her big fatty fat fatty liar liar pants lies nicely.

🙌 Thank u friend, it makes me glad and this is tru ALR gold.
 

SituationTypeThing

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"my first experience seeing a weight loss doctor"

Typical lah! In her 16 shitty things I did in 2016, she lists taking phentermine as one of the shitty things. She had to see a weight loss doctor for that. Of course she didn't want to stay on it because she felt guilty because it's a DRUG. Even though it was helping, JUST SAY NO!

lol about her goal weight being 170. Like she's going to go from 600 to 170 overnight, so that's a reasonable goal. So if she can't lose over 400 lbs at once, why do it at all?
 

EvaBraunsGhost

I was like - whuuuuut???
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"I know it's hard to believe but...(blah blah blah)...I've maintained my weight for like eight months now"

I would say, 'sure, jan' but you know what Amber???
I BELIEVE YOU!!!
Yup, I absolutely believe you have 'maintained' your weight - then gained on top

Either she was lying and exaggerating her weight in January or she's now at least 600lbs... can't be both and there's no way she's the same, and as for the 'swelleeen'' excuse?
Swelling isn't weightless itself Amber ffs!
Weight gain IS 'swelling' of fat cells 🙄

This bitch wants it both ways - 'oh I gained 10lbs overnight? It's only water, guiiize...' AND 'Yay I've lost 0.4lbs since yesterday!!! Claps for meeeee!!!' - erm NO. It doesn't work that way Albert - however much you may want it to...
Even your SCALES have had enough! 'Goodbye' 😂
 

Peachtea18

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On day 27 the scale clearly said 569.8 but she called out 561. Then 'the next day' the scale said 571 and she's shocked as to how she gained 10lbs in a day. Not that it isn't possible for someone her size, but come on. She's so dumb and thinks her viewers don't also have ears or something. She made a mistake getting a talking scale if she thought she could try and fool anybody.
 

Optavia Sales Rep

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A pint's a pound, the world around. Is this behemoth trying to say that her body is retaining 9 pints of fluid?
Bitch is also implying that doctors with similar disciplines, trained and practicing in the same country, seeing the same patient, trying to get the same outcome, will have her take extremely different courses of action.
lol okay
 

EvaBraunsGhost

I was like - whuuuuut???
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On day 27 the scale clearly said 569.8 but she called out 561. Then 'the next day' the scale said 571 and she's shocked as to how she gained 10lbs in a day. Not that it isn't possible for someone her size, but come on. She's so dumb and thinks her viewers don't also have ears or something. She made a mistake getting a talking scale if she thought she could try and fool anybody.
Was the same scenario on her last weigh-in too...she gave a '1' when it was clearly a '9' - unlucky for her there was a weight truly ending in '1' a couple 'days' previous and the difference was very apparent
Iirc it was on a Reddit post, someone supplied a weigh in by Life by Jen where you could see AND hear that the 9 and 1 are very different
 
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L_I_F_T_E_D

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"I know it's hard to believe but...(blah blah blah)...I've maintained my weight for like eight months now"

I would say, 'sure, jan' but you know what Amber???
I BELIEVE YOU!!!
Yup, I absolutely believe you have 'maintained' your weight - then gained on top

Either she was lying and exaggerating her weight in January or she's now at least 600lbs... can't be both and there's no way she's the same, and as for the 'swelleeen'' excuse?
Swelling isn't weightless itself Amber ffs!
Weight gain IS 'swelling' of fat cells 🙄

This bitch wants it both ways - 'oh I gained 10lbs overnight? It's only water, guiiize...' AND 'Yay I've lost 0.4lbs since yesterday!!! Claps for meeeee!!!' - erm NO. It doesn't work that way Albert - however much you may want it to...
Even your SCALES have had enough! 'Goodbye' 😂

Exactly. It's the simple math that the human body doesn't just SPONTANEOUSLY gain weight (unless you have something like a tumor/cancer) - water RETENTION means you put the water IN and the body doesn't let it OUT. So unless she drank 1.25 gallons of water (because a pint's a pound the world around) and didn't pee ANY of it out, there's definitely more at work here than "water retention".
 

Dry Gorl

Thoughts slip in my mind like maggots on a train
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"I feel like doing these weigh in videos is pretty fucking pointless, it's just proving that I'm not on track"

I.e. the only reason she doesn't want to do the weigh ins is because they make us realize just how terribly she eats, not because they're not helping her lose weight, not because the weight loss doctor was right telling her to throw away the scale.......

"I hate that my videos are all about "Amberlynn, what do you weigh - you're going to die". I feel like I just can't live and I can't be happy."

This line was particularly hilarious to me. AL thinks the reason she can't just "live" and be happy is because of haydeers telling her the obvious fact that she's going to die pretty soon. It's definitely not due to her own actions. She can live and be happy and not die, if she would only stop making videos about her weight, that's what's going to help her.
 

L_I_F_T_E_D

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On day 27 the scale clearly said 569.8 but she called out 561. Then 'the next day' the scale said 571 and she's shocked as to how she gained 10lbs in a day. Not that it isn't possible for someone her size, but come on. She's so dumb and thinks her viewers don't also have ears or something. She made a mistake getting a talking scale if she thought she could try and fool anybody.

If that was a 9 instead of a 1, it still means she gained 7 entire pounds in one day, rather than the 9.2 pounds in one day.

Was seriously thinking "how can she call out the number wrong? She can SEE the number that appears" and then IMMEDIATELY realized there's no fucking way she could even see the numbers as her vast expanses of lard around all sides would make those numbers impossible to see. Unless the scale shows the numbers elsewhere?
 

PeeAndPooLover69

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hold on

she says she won't do anymore daily weigh ins? does that mean this 100 days weigh in is over? i am sooo confused right now

and i wish she stopped with the water weight and swollen bullshit, the only reason she retains water is because she eats a lot of sodium, that can be fixed my drinking more water
 

Haesindang Park

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I can't wait for the next weight loss doctor to give her the exact same weight loss plan.

After all, in small towns and cities, there's a reason why they normally do not have two or more doctor offices of the same exact specialties. There's usually one doctor's office or one specialist clinic of doctors in the same field per small city or town. When it comes to weight loss specialists, they'll just tell her the same exact thing even if she goes out of state to see another weight loss doctor.
 
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