WEIGHING IN | DAYS 21-30 - 8/18/2019 - (Day 61 of this 100-Day Nightmare)

SAVE TWINKIE!

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Okay, thank you this line right here. Mmh. It's just.. perfect Amber.

Sure. You can "just live and be happy" for... I dunno... 6-48 months and then die. Because that is the only path for this lifestyle. You get to live as carefree and gluttonous as you want, it'll be a short and sweet type situation. OR you moderate a little, discipline, and live like the rest of humanity til you're over 70. You don't get to have both, that is not an option.
This video is chock-full of bullshit. Haven't seen one this ridiculous in a while.

She shits on the weight loss doctor because his plan for her weight loss was way too slow, and his goal weight for her was way too high. She then reminds us how appalling it was that he expected her to eat 800 calories a day. Like bitch if you want to lose weight so much faster than what he's suggesting, why are you so scared of 800 calories? You think you'll lose faster eating more? (No, she doesn't actually think that. She's gaslighting)
 

xenomorph

I've got more demons where that came from.
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You all peep that shaking table when she set the phone down to weigh in? Explain to me how her lardy gf cant film the scale?
A true cunt. Now we are weightloss doctor shopping. Yes have Becky drive ur fat ass hours away to another doctor that will tell you the exact same thing. The answer will always be eating less, somthing other super morbidly obese people have done and lost the weight under doctors orders. You are not a special case you just refuse to eat anything less than truckload of fried garbage. This smug bitch needs a muzzle.
her body hasnt recovered from the long car trip.
When she was with Dusty and they made the long trek from Florida to Kentucky AL's legs and feet looked almost purple.
Her lymph nodes are FUCKED she cannot survive a long car trip.
 

Plague Dog

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You all peep that shaking table when she set the phone down to weigh in? Explain to me how her lardy gf cant film the scale?

her body hasnt recovered from the long car trip.
When she was with Dusty and they made the long trek from Florida to Kentucky AL's legs and feet looked almost purple.
Her lymph nodes are FUCKED she cannot survive a long car trip.
Of course not. Lymphatic fluid and veins need muscle movement to get things back to the heart and into circulation.
 

Chicken Morris

Dayum!
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This video is chock-full of bullshit. Haven't seen one this ridiculous in a while.

. She then reminds us how appalling it was that he expected her to eat 800 calories a day. Like bitch if you want to lose weight so much faster than what he's suggesting, why are you so scared of 800 calories? You think you'll lose faster eating more? (No, she doesn't actually think that. She's gaslighting)
I want to believe she’s just an ignorant fat bitch like all these other poor obese people and thinks that eating food = not being malnourished; not eating food = malnourished. When in fact you can be gorging yourself on junk food all day and still be malnourished cause you aren’t getting nutrients. But she mentioned fruits/veggies so she knows and she’s definitely gaslighting.
 

Peetz's Bank Account

"i just want to eat and talk about farts"
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Given how she binges that sounds like a great way to rip open her stomach and kill herself.
Yep plus if she ever had the chance to get a gastric bypass aka 1 in a billion aka Jesus himself appeared to perform his final miracle, she'd probably kill herself by drinking soda and exploding her stomach, thereby releasing nasty Amber stomach acids into the rest of her organs. :spudking:
Amber couldn't help herself if she tried. She will stuff herself until the day she perishes with only a plate of CF to comfort her.
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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You don't know that. She could get a horrendous flu or be admitted to a hospital where they restrict her diet.
I'm not sure if you're joking but I'm honestly convinced that this is the only way she will ever lose a significant amount of weight. If she's hospitalized for an illness/health crisis.

And that the only way she would keep the weight off is if whatever happened to her was so debilitating that it became physically impossible for her to eat like she used to upon her release from hospital e.g. a stroke that turned her half-vegetable or something.
 

Haesindang Park

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This is the scale she uses. It's one of the only talking domestic scales on the market that can handle 500+lb loads.
The problem is that the average human being wasn't meant to weigh more than a quarter-ton. To see that there is a market for those over 500 pounds should be a red alarm in public health.

Never count out amputation! Chopping off one of those LEEEYYYYGS might get her under the 550 mark!
Her LAYG must weigh as much as a Jeep wheel with tire!
 

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Whenever I watch one of her new videos I’m taken aback by how sickly she looks. It’s crazy how fast things have gone south for her. Gorl needs to spend some time outside in the sun to at least get a tan or something. She needs to fix her sleep patterns too. I’m not even gonna mention weight loss. That ship sailed and hit an iceberg a long time ago.
I sometimes think the racoon eyes are mascara and makeup since she is bad about washing her face and makeup off and showering but then again maybe those are real dark circles? When she does wear a full face of makeup she's looking more and more like a dead person with makeup on. People say deathfats can live a long time but I'm not sure since AL doesn't seem to go to the doctor. She was taking blood pressure medications from that singing doctor but she hasn't mentioned that in awhile. she is in denial of how bad her health is and how it's going down hill.

shopping for weight loss doctors... if she was serious she would of just took the offer for one of those weight loss shows. my 600 pound life would have been her best option and she can still probably reach out to them and they'd take her and even more so now she is closer or over 600lbs. Even if she had to give up youtube and social media for what, like a year? she can come back eventually and at that point have even more subscribers from being famous on TV and make more money and share her success and be the meangirl bitch she wants to be showing off how her torrid tents now fit.
 

StrawberryDouche

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And that the only way she would keep the weight off is if whatever happened to her was so debilitating that it became physically impossible for her to eat like she used to upon her release from hospital e.g. a stroke that turned her half-vegetable or something.
When the stroke induced semi-vegetative state happens, I would like to request a poorly inserted catheter. Thx.
 

Billie Ross

Duh
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Note: We had been counting these multi-weigh-ins, and had Day 20 calculated as June 26. So we're missing almost 2 weeks. If this date of July 14th is true on Day 28 (the first time it's been mentioned), that would put Day 1 (the day AFTER she saw the WLD and quit and started her OWN plan) as June 17th. It would also put the Lexington Vacay as June 26th to 28th (for the timeline addicts).
Her "psychiatrist was on the 30th of May and the WLD was 6th of June... In this video she says the dates.

After all, in small towns and cities, there's a reason why they normally do not have two or more doctor offices of the same exact specialties. There's usually one doctor's office or one specialist clinic of doctors in the same field per small city or town. When it comes to weight loss specialists, they'll just tell her the same exact thing even if she goes out of state to see another weight loss doctor.
Her best shot with a WLS is Dr Procter from Family By The Ton (Atlanta), he does the surgery even if the patient does not lose enough weight previous to the surgery, he also does in patients 600lbs and over.
Looking at Hamber soft food intake after tooth extraction we already know that her diet after a gastric sleeve will be ice cream, pasta and mashed potato with cheese.... but will still be fun, nonetheless , watch her stuffing her face, screaming in pain and puking it, than doing it all over again.
 
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