WEIGHING IN | DAYS 21-30 - 8/18/2019 - (Day 61 of this 100-Day Nightmare)

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Her best shot with a WLS is Dr Procter from Family By The Ton (Atlanta), he does the surgery even if the patient does not lose enough weight previous to the surgery, he also does in patients 600lbs and over.
Looking at Hamber soft food intake after tooth extraction we already know that her diet after a gastric sleeve will be ice cream, pasta and mashed potato with cheese.... but will still be fun, nonetheless , watch her stuffing her face, screaming in pain and puking it, than doing it all over again.
The only thing that will help Amber is a long-term, in-patient sitch-e-ay-tion, akin to rehab, before wls.

Slight PL: a relative is a compulsive/binge eater, a lifelong fatty like Amber. She was probably about 400 or so before her surgery. After her surgery, she took phentermine every day (ordered online). The surgery didn't stop the binges, she did lose about 70-100 lbs, had skin surgery, gained some back and stabilized at around 350 for a year or so and went back to her original weight. All within about 4 years. She didn't tell many others about the phentermine, so she told people "I don't know, the surgery just didn't work for me. Must have been done wrong. shrug"

Amber needs intense psychological treatment to curb the binges, if not, she will end up like my relative. No matter how intense the therapy is before wls, Amber will game the system, say the right things. She is a food addict, and she needs to treat it like a drug addiction. Like a 30-60 day program. I'm not sure where they do it, I remember as a kid watching late night TV, there were always ads for The Rader Institute (the woman creeping into the kitchen and staring into the fridge in the middle of the night). I'm not saying amber would actually take the initiative to do something like this (and no idea where the money would come from), I'm just saying that her control over eating isn't going to strengthen based on limited stomach capacity.
 

ThisWillBeFun

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After all, in small towns and cities, there's a reason why they normally do not have two or more doctor offices of the same exact specialties. There's usually one doctor's office or one specialist clinic of doctors in the same field per small city or town. When it comes to weight loss specialists, they'll just tell her the same exact thing even if she goes out of state to see another weight loss doctor.
And Amber probably doesn't know that many doctors/clinics/specialists share patient info -especially a patient without insurance. No one is interested in treating someone who ignores advice over & over & can drop at any second. Malpractice insurance is expensive, even in Buttcrack Ky. & I bet no doctor will treat her. The last one saw her, knew exactly what he was dealing with, gave her a standard 'diet' & took cash for the visit. The office personnel was probably told to never make another appointment for her again, so now she's shopping around for another place to go.

Why not just stop all this nonsense? Just eat. Neither Amber, Chantal, or FatByJen will ever lose weight. Ever. It's all a dream that will never happen. So, just eat. Live your last days happy. From the look of the 3 of them, there isn't much time left. Eat up girls, the end is near.
 

Munchie_Minder

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I’m new to following this gal; have only been doing so for a couple months. But, y’all seriously called it when you said she wouldn’t write shit in her “new journal” and that WW hadn’t worked for her before and it wouldn’t again. Even if she’s going to get a bypass, she has to show she has enough willpower to lose weight for months prior to that.

As someone who knows some personal actual moos, one of which who is close to ALS size, (busting out of 6x and probably over 600 LBs, she better do something about this situation fast. There will come a time when doctors won’t do weight loss surgery because you’re too much of a risk. Interestingly, this person is also a narcissist and likes to blame others for the fact that they have been a super morbidly obese person for 20 years.

This person has tried every damn woo treatment there is and plenty more that have damaged them (Fen-Phen). A relative of theirs did the same shit, had bypass and is back to morbidly obese. Going out on a limb here to say that AL never loses weight to a normal healthy weight.
 

whammy

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she dropped the last weight loss doctor because she knew his plan would work. she knew that if she followed it, she would lose weight, sure, but she also knew that if she didn’t follow it, she wouldn’t. she watches my 600 lb life, she has seenit before:a morbidly obese patient doesn’t follow the plan, they maintain or gain. they fail.

up until the diet doctor, she could blame her failures on her food plans - too salty, not enough calories, too many options. she could blame her failures on her litany of self-diagnosed illnesses, or her stress caused by the haters, or the binge monster. she could use those experiences to sculpt her image of a vulnerable fat girl who is misled by fad diets and her bad brain and unwarranted hatred, when all she wants is to be healthy.

but when she was given a food plan, she immediately wanted to cheat, of course. per use. she wanted her ben and jerrys, her party size bags of chips, her chocolate bars and her “mexican” food. but she didn’t need the kentucky dr. nowzaradan, who seemed to be a bit of a hard ass, chewing her out. she didn’t need her fans dragging her for wasting their time, their resources, and her money if she’s just going to go off plan. she didn’t need the mirror that a weight loss doctor really was: the proof that if she did the plan, she would lose those pounds, and if didn’t, she would gain or maintain - just like those other super morbidly obese patients. that mirror would remind her that this is her fault and her weight is completely, entirely, and wholly in her control. she isn’t a special dainty princess who simply can’t be fixed. she just lacks self-control, knowledge, or respect for her body.

and then, she would have to face the fact that she got to 600 lbs in the first place - something she is also completely, entirely, and wholly responsible for.

she’s in denial, more than anything. she’s a covert narc, and an overall awful person, but she also refuses to accept her situation or the root of it consciously. she’s completely willing to shirk the blame. but if she actually loses weight, it will damage the narrative she’s been trying to push for years: it’s everybody but amber’s fault.
 

Pog Mathoin

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It's so obvious that she's been scamming her weigh-ins (and now is giving up on them completely).
Basically, whenever Amberlynn feels the need to face the camera and provide detailed explanation-type-situations about something, you know it's all a big fat lah.
She's lah-ing through her teeth in today's vlog.

Also, can it be any more obvious that she is glued to the KF site? She constantly feels the need to address Every. Single. Topic. that gets discussed in here.
 

Haesindang Park

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Why not just stop all this nonsense? Just eat. Neither Amber, Chantal, or FatByJen will ever lose weight. Ever. It's all a dream that will never happen. So, just eat. Live your last days happy. From the look of the 3 of them, there isn't much time left. Eat up girls, the end is near.
If only obesity-related deaths weren't long and painful before death along with the fact that it is hell for morgue workers to handle dead obeasts.
 
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Billie Ross

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I strongly believe a surgeon wouldn't advise her ( a 600 lbs dying woman) to eat eggs, bacon, jerk and frozen meals, no blood tests??? no nutritionist?? no weigh loss procedures suggestions like a gastric balloon (quite cheap and simple)????No booklets, leaflets, notes????
Even Chantal when went to the Doctor had to see a nutritionist and they gave her a booklet with several options of food and portions to follow, was an amazing diet plan.
The diet Amber made up was so flawed that she even forgot the dinner she come up with the next day, and she still can't remember till those days that she suppose to have a meat and veggies, in her head is it still the 700/800 cal of the breakfast and the frozen meal.
I do believe she saw the doctor, but I do not believe the rest of the bs, he would not ignore the fact that she is 600ls, wouldn't ask for all the exams possible or try to find a procedure to save her life if she can pay for it (in cash).
Something was said , and made Becky cry (twice), and whatever it was, was enough for they not to go back.
My guess is that they can't afford the possible treatments/procedures/professionals and exams required to even start with.
She can keep making appointments with several different surgeons as it doesn't cost much and allow her an excuse to travel for food, but will never be more than that.
 

Strawberry Pocky

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Lmao at the image of Amber bitching at Dr. Now about her water retention. Amber is one of the most devastatingly stupid people I have ever known of. Nothing can save her lard ass.
Ngl, Dr. Now giving his characteristic, classic passive-aggressive verbal smackdown on Hamber and Necky as they sit staring dumbly at him like two twin lardy blobs (especially once the excuses and lies start dribbling out) is one of my all-time biggest fantasies. I know she wouldn't ever go on the show in a million years but just imagine the m.ilk.


How the fuck do you gain 10 pounds in 1 day. On the days I eat like shit I'll maybe gain 2 at most 💅
lol no1curr
 

whammy

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I strongly believe a surgeon wouldn't advise her ( a 600 lbs dying woman) to eat eggs, bacon, jerk and frozen meals, no blood tests??? no nutritionist?? no weigh loss procedures suggestions like a gastric balloon (quite cheap and simple)????No booklets, leaflets, notes????
Even Chantal when went to the Doctor had to see a nutritionist and they gave her a booklet with several options of food and portions to follow, was an amazing diet plan.
The diet Amber made up was so flawed that she even forgot the dinner she come up with the next day, and she still can't remember till those days that she suppose to have a meat and veggies, in her head is it still the 700/800 cal of the breakfast and the frozen meal.
I do believe she saw the doctor, but I do not believe the rest of the bs, he would not ignore the fact that she is 600ls, wouldn't ask for all the exams possible or try to find a procedure to save her life if she can pay for it (in cash).
Something was said , and made Becky cry (twice), and whatever it was, was enough for they not to go back.
My guess is that they can't afford the possible treatments/procedures/professionals and exams required to even start with.
She can keep making appointments with several different surgeons as it doesn't cost much and allow her an excuse to travel for food, but will never be more than that.
i think chantal is a good example of what most weight loss doctors would do in this situation. and chantal is significantly smaller than amber.

amber 100% made that information up. if she really did consult a weight loss doctor, she received either a 1. consultation to a nutritionist that she never went to because she left his office knowing she would never come back or 2. a meal plan very similar to chantal’s - a natural diet diverse in protein, fibrous carbs, and healthy fats. chantal was able to curate her diet to a degree, she could change things up sometimes to keep her diet interesting. most of her food choices required some degree of preparation but, once again, amber doesn’t want to work for her weight loss, so demanding or planning a diet around preparing absolutely no food is going to be difficult. either way, she completely threw the entire diet type deal situation out the window and whole ass lied to her audience.

nobody with a doctoral degree, who deals with super morbidly obese patients and their immense range of health issues from high blood pressure to diabetes, would recommend she eat as much beef jerky as she wants all day. no weight loss doctor would vouch for frozen walmart dinners, or precooked bacon, or mcdonalds whenever she desires. if these snacks or meals were brought up, it was in passing. “i like beef jerky,” amber said. “beef jerky is allowed on the diet in moderate amounts,” the doctor said. and that was somehow spun into eating three bags of beef jerky and dropping the plan altogether when it was too salty, only to result in her still eating three bags of beef jerky a day and losing 0 pounds in this challenge? goal? are we still doing the “100 days of trying” at this point? who knows.

i doubt he would recommend gastric balloon, though. there’s no indication that amberlynn is either dedicated to changing her eating habits in any way and her condition probably isn’t good enough to put her on an even mild anesthetic. they need to see that she can lose even a single fucking pound without gaining back ten, first, and she’s clearly incapable of that.

the financial struggles theory is interesting. it would be one way to interpret her recent flexing. she could be insecure about her financial position. however, that would imply she spends a considerable amount of money each month. i doubt she makes 10k a month as she claims - those stats are usually inflated by wildly successful periods in a channel’s lifetime - but i don’t think she’s poor, either. even if she makes half of that, she could purchase insurance to cover the cost of testing and treatment for a life-saving procedure as long as that money isn’t going straight to her hoard.

if i had to guess, the crying was a consequence of being sat down by a medical professional and told: you are going to die, very soon. you need life saving treatment. and becky knowing that amberlynn is too lazy to pronounce words right, stand up while cooking her precious food, commit to doing anything for more than five seconds. she knows she’s dating a rube with a soon-to-be dry udder and she has a gigantic gap in her resume that just keeps growing bigger as she chauffeurs big al around town all day.
 

Billie Ross

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i doubt he would recommend gastric balloon, though. there’s no indication that amberlynn is either dedicated to changing her eating habits in any way and her condition probably isn’t good enough to put her on an even mild anaesthetic. they need to see that she can lose even a single fucking pound without gaining back ten, first, and she’s clearly incapable of that.
The balloon does not require anaesthetic, the new model she just swallows it like a big pill with a tube attached to it .
She would have to diet as well.... but it suppose to help the portion control, would need commitment.
There was a lady on 600lbs life that had the balloon and never took it out lol, the balloon was floating lost inside her massive stomach for ages, Dr Now had to remove it.
 
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bev

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but I just cannot believe she is over 600 lbs and still able to walk at all.
Idk why you'd consider shuffling 10ft walking. She's been obese for her entire life. Her bones adapted and bowed.

Amber only tells us the things she wants to. I'm sure that she did go to the doctor. I'm also sure that he gave her a meal plan. I'm wholeheartedly convinced that he denied WLS (she touts her BED constantly. Performing WLS on someone with uncontrolled binging is a guarantee for severe complications. Her stomach would burst open the next time her feelings get hurt).

I'm equally as convinced that she told him what she eats regularly, what food she enjoys, and that she hates cooking. I'm sure she also lied and told him, as she told her viewers before, that she is sooooooo busy. Given all that information, I'm not surprised he recommended the diet that he did. It suits her lifestyle.

She claims to not eat breakfast/not be hungry in the morning: cool, eat small protein-rich breakfast like bacon and eggs.

She has a harder time with lunches. She hates cooking, can't stand, Becky is running errands and can't make her something. She also has portion control issues: cool, have a pre-portioned microwavable meal for a while. Make sure the macros are ok.

Dinner, same as lunch, but Becky finished running errands: Cool, have Becky cook you a fresh meal (this also explains why Becky answered the doc instead of Amber)

Snacks: Amber's stomach is fucked. She's always head-hungry and bounces back and forth from sweet to salty. She's also a fan of crunchy snacks. Cool, choose either jerky, yogurt, or nuts and stick to one.

Busy day? Cool, eat out if you must but be mindful.

I honestly don't understand what's unbelievable about his diet. Amber wouldn't stick to a drastic change and she's too fat to stand and cook. It's only two weeks long and realistic. Amber isn't some meal-prepping fitness guru. She's a human blob and that's all she can do.
 

Mesh Gear Fox

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About the only way you're going to get 10 pounds of "swelling" overnight is to be in congestive heart failure. I'm sure her heart is extremely overworked, but I doubt she's in full-blown CHF (it's coming, unless she changes). She gained 10 pounds because she ate enough food for an entire family in one day.

ETA: This is the second consecutive weighing in video where she's gained 10 pounds in a day
 
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Cubanodun

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Has she not heard of stomach staples?
Like someone here already said, knowing her lack of self control that thing will probably kill her, also there are ways to cheat and still be a fatass even with staples like drinking soda and eating ice cream, high calories less space in the stomach
 

PotatoSalad4711

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Ok, let's be super :optimistic: and give her the benefit of the doubt. Ok boo boo. It's swelleeeen.

If you are retaining that much water regularly your liver is not working properly anymore. It's not just the garbage you eat. Not just the sodium. Not just your inactivity. Not being 'stuck in the car.' Your body is sending out a flare. One look at your jaundiced skin and beetus eyes says it all: your liver is jacked. That needs urgent medical attention ASAP. I can't imagine anyone consistently dealing with that much swelling and not being on a diuretic. But if your liver is too far gone they're literally gonna have to start draining her and pumping her full of albumin.

She's young enough for the liver to heal itself (we kind of all are). But I hope the cirrhosis doesn't turn cancerous gorl. Because that's one of the most fucking awful ways to die. She better hope it's actually fat gain and not massive swelling.

Edit: sp. I'm not a writer like our gorl, obviously.
And if it’s true she has fatty liver, which is pretty much a given at this point, she is fucking herself by using Tylenol (which she hilariously thinks is Ibuprofen. Not the same boo boo. Read those warning labels.)

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I know personally of a man who died from a combo of alcohol and Tylenol. He literally just collapsed on the floor, went into a coma and his other organs started shutting down. It’s a sad way to die.

Once one of her organs starts going, I’m sure the other ones will say “screw it” and shut down as well.
 

Billie Ross

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I honestly don't understand what's unbelievable about his diet. Amber wouldn't stick to a drastic change and she's too fat to stand and cook. It's only two weeks long and realistic. Amber isn't some meal-prepping fitness guru. She's a human blob and that's all she can do.
A true Weight loss Dr will set her up with a nutritionist's diet plan tailored to her needs and blood tests, anything other than that is reckless. "as much beef jerk as you want" advice can be fatal for someone with high blood pressure, oh wait, maybe he was trying to help her end her misery faster.
 

bev

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A true Weight loss Dr will set her up with a nutritionist's diet plan tailored to her needs and blood tests, anything other than that is reckless. "as much beef jerk as you want" advice can be fatal for someone with high blood pressure, oh wait, maybe he was trying to help her end her misery faster.
Yeah but at this point we'd be assuming that he really did tell her to eat as much as she wanted, and not that she's intentionally misinterpreting/manipulating his words. He most likely did do basic tests and asked her to see her primary care physician, Amber just didn't mention them because those things aren't interesting enough to talk about on camera.

For example, if someone goes to the ER, they're not going to tell everyone about the checking-in process, the waiting, the process of going from room to room, talking to NPs, then doctors, then tests, more talking, more tests, more waiting, etc. No one cares about that shit. People talk about why they went, what the diagnosis was, and then the treatment plan. That's it. That's the only interesting part.

She also didn't tell us everything because she wanted to leave enough wiggle room for future excuses as to why she ultimately failed. Amber left the doc's office, turned on the camera, and dictated her version of the events already knowing she wouldn't follow through.

It's exactly what she did with Optavia
 

Pudgy Bear Claws

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I still believe that was generally the diet her WLD set up during their consult but she was supposed to follow it exactly for a couple of weeks (to prove she has some willpower) then she was supposed to go back for a follow-up to see what kind of weight she lost, where she had issues and to reassess. Then they'd set her up with a dietician and probably a thorough physical. There would be no need to waste those services on someone who couldn't follow a basic bitch diet and who's too dumb to even have insurance.
 
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