WEIGHING IN | DAYS 21-30 - 8/18/2019 - (Day 61 of this 100-Day Nightmare)

Strawberry Pocky

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After her surgery, she took phentermine every day (ordered online).
Okay.....I missed this earlier - but how in the heck can you even do this and get away with it? How is it possible? Can you honestly just buy drugs like Phentermine online as if they're Funko Pops like it's no big deal? I thoughts drugs (especially prescription drugs AND ones that have potential to cause harm like what is essentially medical grade speed?) are supposed to be regulated?

Or am I just a r.etarded Strawberry-flavoured Kiwi? Someone help me out here. Because if this is true I don't know why a bunch of fatties don't just buy all the Phentermine they want all the time?
 

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I honestly don't understand what's unbelievable about his diet. Amber wouldn't stick to a drastic change and she's too fat to stand and cook. It's only two weeks long and realistic. Amber isn't some meal-prepping fitness guru. She's a human blob and that's all she can do.
Similar thoughts here. I guess I just figure that a weight-loss specialist/surgeon, who has treated many obese people (most of whom are likely quite a bit lighter than AL), would take one look at AL and the only objective would be to get as much weight off her as possible in a way that she could comply with (in theory). High blood pressure, swelleen, etc., all of that is secondary to the 600 lbs of lard she's hauling around, and could be addressed after some weight loss.

It's (understandably) pretty common to nitpick the shit AL puts in her mouth and sound the alarm about sugar, salt, etc., but this bitch loves to get lost in the details and create complexities that she can whip up as excuses to ditch a plan. "Not enough calories!" "Too much sodium!" "Didn't restrict me enough, it allowed me to have pizza!" I think she's past the point where what she puts in her mouth actually matters, it's the amount that needs to be tackled first. If she just took what she regularly ate, cut the portions in half, and actually made an effort at walking more, she'd lose some weight. She'd stall eventually, and have to get more restrictive, careful about nutrition, etc., but at this point she just needs to stop stuffing her face.
 

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There are 600 lb people who “walk” if you call Amber’s 20 steps a day walking. They have shown them on MSHPL. They are all young, and all lose mobility as they age or get an injury. Amber is in her late 20s, if she makes it to 35 (doubt) she will not be mobile by then.

Amber may be able to occasionally get from her door to the car but that takes everything out of her. Just because you see a dance move when she tries on a tent or you see her take ten steps down a hallway with a backpack looking like a baby toy on her massive body, don’t assume there is much more or she doesn’t have to rest for 25 minutes after a few steps. We see what she wants us to see but there is a lot she won’t show.

Amber is pretty near immobile and she will live on pillow mountain entirely very soon.

A lot we don’t see: she probably has steaming, painful fungus and a few infected spots under her gunt and folds, she may sometimes slip off pillow mountain at night and start gasping for breath, scaring Becky. She weighs 50 lbs more than she admits to, she can’t really go out to eat anymore, she can’t fit in the car easily, (she looks like she’s sitting on the gearshift now), and her legs have lymphedema and leak and hurt. One cat scratch or bug bite there and she’s in trouble, she’ll likely be facing a massive infection. The only thing that has saved her so far is she’s never taken off those pants.They are dirty but offer some protection as they are so tight, but that won’t last either. Her blood counts are likely bad, her white counts are low and she’s going to stop being able to fight infection, her heart is oversized, floppy and not pumping well, and her liver is infiltrated with fat.

She may have ten years left, but they are going to be miserable ones. Some people just keep getting fatter and fatter. Some can’t take it , reach their limit and die. Almost none lose it and Amber is in that category, anybody who thinks she has a chance at losing weight has not been paying attention. . It remains to be seen whether her body can get to 700 lbs or just gives out but considering she physically looks sicker and sicker every month, I’m thinking she’s reaching her limit.

One of these days, all Amber’s social media will go dark and we’ll know. I just hope Eric and Rickie have hated her enough to film the ambulance showing up and the ten men carrying her away. It’d be fitting for all the times she filmed people without permission.
 

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Yeah but at this point we'd be assuming that he really did tell her to eat as much as she wanted, and not that she's intentionally misinterpreting/manipulating his words. He most likely did do basic tests and asked her to see her primary care physician, Amber just didn't mention them because those things aren't interesting enough to talk about on camera.

For example, if someone goes to the ER, they're not going to tell everyone about the checking-in process, the waiting, the process of going from room to room, talking to NPs, then doctors, then tests, more talking, more tests, more waiting, etc. No one cares about that shit. People talk about why they went, what the diagnosis was, and then the treatment plan. That's it. That's the only interesting part.

She also didn't tell us everything because she wanted to leave enough wiggle room for future excuses as to why she ultimately failed. Amber left the doc's office, turned on the camera, and dictated her version of the events already knowing she wouldn't follow through.

It's exactly what she did with Optavia
this got me thinking

a narcissist will sometimes believe their lies because they've altered their memories to fit their version of reality. what if the doctor said something along the lines of: "well, if you want to eat what you want than eat what you want but it won't help you lose weight" and in her mind all she got was: "eat what you want"
 

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Okay.....I missed this earlier - but how in the heck can you even do this and get away with it? How is it possible? Can you honestly just buy drugs like Phentermine online as if they're Funko Pops like it's no big deal? I thoughts drugs (especially prescription drugs AND ones that have potential to cause harm like what is essentially medical grade speed?) are supposed to be regulated?

Or am I just a r.etarded Strawberry-flavoured Kiwi? Someone help me out here. Because if this is true I don't know why a bunch of fatties don't just buy all the Phentermine they want all the time?
From the late '90s through at least 2006 or so, there were sites online where you could get a prescription from a "doctor" by typing in your symptoms and bmi and whatnot, and then they'd issue an "rx" and you'd get the prescriptions via UPS or FedEx in a day or so. Of course they charged you an arm and a leg for it. I think a 90 day prescription of phentermine 30mg would be at least $300. (I used to have a bit of a problem with phentermine, but I was at the other end of the disorder spectrum from ALR or my relative). Typically these came from independent pharmacy pill mills out of Miami. It wasn't just Phentermine, you could buy anything from BCP to antibiotics to pain pills, whatever (I don't know about the markup on other things, probably just as high). In 2002-2003, all the sites stopped selling 30mg phentermine and sold only 37mg, which made me feel rotten (it's a totally different formulation, phentermine pill heads know the best phentermine is the 30mg blue and white capsules, the 37mg tabs, brand name adipex, are just weird and what I imagine coke to be like), so I stopped it for good at that point.

At some point, the government caught on that these things were going on online, busted the pharmacies and fedex and ups for transporting narcotics, etc. I can't remember the exact year, it was sometime between 2006-2010 After that, it was impossible to find online, you could get phentramine, but not phentermine (I'm sure there were/are dark corners of the internet where it's still sold, I haven't looked).

I'm not sure how she got it after that, certainly she was heavy enough to be able to get it from any doctor, and while her weight loss surgery would be on her record with insurance and her doctors, she lives in a city that caters to the whims of the wealthy (lots of E-pain clinics and things like that), and also in close proximity to the border to get it from Mexico.
 

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There are 600 lb people who “walk” if you call Amber’s 20 steps a day walking. They have shown them on MSHPL. They are all young, and all lose mobility as they age or get an injury. Amber is in her late 20s, if she makes it to 35 (doubt) she will not be mobile by then.
I was wondering that with AL admitting she can't go to any stores without a scooter it's sad since she is 28 (29?). Going to a mall on a scooter at that age when going to the mall should still be a little bit of fun. To me that is admitting she is bedbound... I know alot of my 600 pound life people do end up that way but I think they are older? Isn't even Jen and Chantal in their late 30s and they are still somewhat mobile? It seems the younger people on the show have the most success (I think one girl was a teenage and lost alot and had success) but here AL is.... a lost cause... I just watch and read clips here and there so I don't know all the people on the show. How many are her age? Or were like her that young?

Okay.....I missed this earlier - but how in the heck can you even do this and get away with it? How is it possible? Can you honestly just buy drugs like Phentermine online as if they're Funko Pops like it's no big deal? I thoughts drugs (especially prescription drugs AND ones that have potential to cause harm like what is essentially medical grade speed?) are supposed to be regulated?

Or am I just a r.etarded Strawberry-flavoured Kiwi? Someone help me out here. Because if this is true I don't know why a bunch of fatties don't just buy all the Phentermine they want all the time?
you can get almost anything down in mexico
 
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This is the scale she uses. It's one of the only talking domestic scales on the market that can handle 500+lb loads.

Water weight for someone her size really can fluctuate like that after sitting for so long. Similarly to how an average person's legs swell after an 8 hour flight, her lymphatic system is under the same amount of strain after being in a car for 45 minutes. It's a dire state.

Her body is falling apart just as everyone predicted--nothing, then suddenly, it all happens at once. She did this all to herself, dragged everyone in her vicinity down with her, with the largest, smug grin on her bloated face bc fuck the haters, I'm living how I want to. She accepted death ever since she realized that she could make money from exploiting her body, which was years ago.

Hell, this was the first video I saw of hers back in 2015:
Who even cares anymore.
Irregardless, 9lbs worth of food and fluid has to be retained over a 24 hour period for her to gain that much.
 

you hurt my syke

Who's cereal are you eating, Becky??
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Given how she binges that sounds like a great way to rip open her stomach and kill herself.
Yeah... The thing is, she hates anything that lowers her appetite. Meds, optavia, wls... None of it will ever work for her because she NEEDS to be either starving or overstuffed. Anything else and she scooters away as fast as she can
 

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One of these days, all Amber’s social media will go dark and we’ll know. I just hope Eric and Rickie have hated her enough to film the ambulance showing up and the ten men carrying her away. It’d be fitting for all the times she filmed people without permission.
Shit, this might be the first thing anyone has said regarding her state that genuinely hit me. We all know that she is dying and we all have imagined things that plague her like fungus and infection but these last couple sentences where JUST detailed enough for me to feel it. I dislike Amber and pretty much everyone around and or like her, but I don't hate her and would prefer to see her succeed, but this is bleak. It also makes you think because it's 100% something I can see the boys doing too. Can just hear mush mouth say "and there goes Amber in the ambulance, weewoo"

Edit: added something to one of my sentences i forgot to add.
 

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Tinfoil hat theory...Since The DD's are moving back KY...If Destiny and Dana moved into a place with Amber and Becky, would that be enough fat to get reconsidered for Family by the Ton? If this new weightloss Dr. is located in the same city as Tammy and Amy Slaton's Dr...
This has nothing to do with the thread. Sorry for being a moron. But are you serious about Dana and Destiny moving back to Kentucky? Wow.
 
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Maybe she has worn me down, and yes I still hate her as a person. She is god awful. But on some some level, and I mean small, I feel a bit sorry for her. she is in her 20’s when most people are in the prime of their lives. And she can’t go to Wal mart anymore. She can’t leave the house and just orders shit online. She is just as much an addict as an alcoholic or meth head. She is wasting the one life she has been given on Torrid hauls and journals. I’m not sure she gets that death is forever, life is not. I must be feeling sappy. I feel empathy for death fats. Fuck. At least you get a really good buzz from blow and smack. I’m done sperging.
 

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Idk why you'd consider shuffling 10ft walking. She's been obese for her entire life. Her bones adapted and bowed.

Amber only tells us the things she wants to. I'm sure that she did go to the doctor. I'm also sure that he gave her a meal plan. I'm wholeheartedly convinced that he denied WLS (she touts her BED constantly. Performing WLS on someone with uncontrolled binging is a guarantee for severe complications. Her stomach would burst open the next time her feelings get hurt).

I'm equally as convinced that she told him what she eats regularly, what food she enjoys, and that she hates cooking. I'm sure she also lied and told him, as she told her viewers before, that she is sooooooo busy. Given all that information, I'm not surprised he recommended the diet that he did. It suits her lifestyle.

She claims to not eat breakfast/not be hungry in the morning: cool, eat small protein-rich breakfast like bacon and eggs.

She has a harder time with lunches. She hates cooking, can't stand, Becky is running errands and can't make her something. She also has portion control issues: cool, have a pre-portioned microwavable meal for a while. Make sure the macros are ok.

Dinner, same as lunch, but Becky finished running errands: Cool, have Becky cook you a fresh meal (this also explains why Becky answered the doc instead of Amber)

Snacks: Amber's stomach is fucked. She's always head-hungry and bounces back and forth from sweet to salty. She's also a fan of crunchy snacks. Cool, choose either jerky, yogurt, or nuts and stick to one.

Busy day? Cool, eat out if you must but be mindful.

I honestly don't understand what's unbelievable about his diet. Amber wouldn't stick to a drastic change and she's too fat to stand and cook. It's only two weeks long and realistic. Amber isn't some meal-prepping fitness guru. She's a human blob and that's all she can do.
i’m fairly certain his plan was designed, more than anything, to break her obsession with counting & weighing. she probably mentioned it several times and he realizes that having her track calories, use her scale daily, etc. would only be detrimental. he gave her 1200 calorie a day plan (fuck what amber says, there’s so way that much food is 700 calories when the lunch alone is several hundred), a plan that didn’t fuss over the numbers. he hoped she would follow his fucking directions, lose 30 goddamn pounds in a couple of weeks, and then return to be weighed by him to see her progress. if everything had gone how he hoped, maybe she would have been willing to change because she could see that the diet wasn’t so difficult to adapt to and that, more than anything, it worked.

we didn’t get that far. she quit before lunch.

nutrition, vitamins & minerals, efficient energy, even macros don’t matter when it comes to the super morbidly obese. those are all things that impact people at a normal bmi - they feel lethargic during workouts if they have a deficient diet, they need the right amount of protein to help rebuild muscle fibers after lifting weights, carbs serve as fast acting energy for cardio. amberlynn has 500 lbs of stored energy on her body. she’s not going to die of scurvy any time soon and certainly not starvation. i doubt she needs any assistance taking massive elephant shits on the hour, either, so monitoring fiber intake doesn’t even matter. she seems to forget that, when her body isn’t taking in the required calories or nutrients to survive & give her energy, that she doesn’t just shrivel up and die. if she’s lacking, her body mines from the 500 lbs of adipose she has dangling off of her body and... that’s how people lose weight.

her doctor saw a 5’3, 600 lb, 28 year old woman who keeps gaining and shows no signs of stopping. he went into immediate crisis mode and tried to give her the best plan he could, within her nonsensical limitations of course, i.e: my girlfriend is unemployed and so am i but we don’t have time to meal prep so... (: he gave her a plan that allowed her to be lazy as hell, eat her favorite salty garbage, and occasionally go to mcdonalds and she still fucked it up. once again, a prime example of amberlynn treating his diet like it’s an unwarranted extreme when she doesn’t realize her situation. she’s probably the most dire case he’s seen, just the sheer dedication it takes to reach 600 lbs at 28 and not slow down once is mesmerizing, and he was not concerned with her broccoli intake. he was just trying to avoid her doing exactly what she did.
 

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There are 600 lb people who “walk” if you call Amber’s 20 steps a day walking. They have shown them on MSHPL. They are all young, and all lose mobility as they age or get an injury. Amber is in her late 20s, if she makes it to 35 (doubt) she will not be mobile by then.

Amber may be able to occasionally get from her door to the car but that takes everything out of her. Just because you see a dance move when she tries on a tent or you see her take ten steps down a hallway with a backpack looking like a baby toy on her massive body, don’t assume there is much more or she doesn’t have to rest for 25 minutes after a few steps. We see what she wants us to see but there is a lot she won’t show.

Amber is pretty near immobile and she will live on pillow mountain entirely very soon.

A lot we don’t see: she probably has steaming, painful fungus and a few infected spots under her gunt and folds, she may sometimes slip off pillow mountain at night and start gasping for breath, scaring Becky. She weighs 50 lbs more than she admits to, she can’t really go out to eat anymore, she can’t fit in the car easily, (she looks like she’s sitting on the gearshift now), and her legs have lymphedema and leak and hurt. One cat scratch or bug bite there and she’s in trouble, she’ll likely be facing a massive infection. The only thing that has saved her so far is she’s never taken off those pants.They are dirty but offer some protection as they are so tight, but that won’t last either. Her blood counts are likely bad, her white counts are low and she’s going to stop being able to fight infection, her heart is oversized, floppy and not pumping well, and her liver is infiltrated with fat.

She may have ten years left, but they are going to be miserable ones. Some people just keep getting fatter and fatter. Some can’t take it , reach their limit and die. Almost none lose it and Amber is in that category, anybody who thinks she has a chance at losing weight has not been paying attention. . It remains to be seen whether her body can get to 700 lbs or just gives out but considering she physically looks sicker and sicker every month, I’m thinking she’s reaching her limit.

One of these days, all Amber’s social media will go dark and we’ll know. I just hope Eric and Rickie have hated her enough to film the ambulance showing up and the ten men carrying her away. It’d be fitting for all the times she filmed people without permission.
Agreed. She's been all like "I know I'm going to die early if I don't fix it" when she's fishing for sympathy.

The fact of the matter is that not only is she putting herself in an early grave, but her quality of life RIGHT NOW is terrible. Forget the future; right now, her life absolutely sucks because of how monstrously big she is. And she's making whatever time she has left even worse as the days go by.

She clearly does not care about the quality of her life, so why should anyone expect for her to care about her future?
 

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It's funny how Amber stays roughly around the 560lbs range while noticeably getting bigger and now she's confessing to being out of control with her eating again while desperately seeking another weightloss dr and a nutritionist and now she's throwing her precious scale that she can't let go of away?
But she's still in the 560lbs range. 🤔

And a month-old video where she knows the exact feedback she's getting on uploads in real-time and can respond to it? Genius!
 
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JFC. I hate it when this forum cycles around to the sympathy fagging stage. No one is here hoping she will get it together and succeed. Everyone is here to watch her fail. Even you, sympathy fags.
A very small part of me somewhere buried deep within my frozen heart would like to see her lose weight and be a mobile gorl. It would be like the Destiny days of her youth once more. (:_(

Yes we're here to watch her fail, but when the shit actually hits the fan some of us will be hoping in vain for her to get well.

ShE cOuLd HaVe PrEvEnTeD tHiS!
 
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