Weight Loss Update 09/29/18 -

[easyaf]

Spoiler: Recap

AL is looking more rotund than usual, so we'll see how this goes.

1:04: Cut to Becky with Rickie's birthday stuff. They painted some lunchbox with something? 2 t-shirts, 9-5 DVD, something Becky drew him ('Becky's an artist YAAALLL') and 3 prints.

2:48: AL has to clarify that by 'I got him' Becky really means 'we'. Has to.

3:41: Cake

4:07: Shot of AL looking pretty damn rough in her flower cat ears 'trying to be quiet'

4:19: Still trying to be quiet. Still failing. Too much boob. Pout, fiddle with cat ears. Duck lips while telling us her face is round and ugly.

4:44: AL vloggin Eric vlogging wax melts

5:23: Boobs and hamhocks - redux. Genuinely amazed by the shape of her wax melts. 'It's so wild'.

6:00: AL sets her camera away for a table shot of them sitting, shakes boobs. Man, she is looking genuinely bigger. Where the hell is the weigh in?

2 minutes of Rickie being forced to awkwardly react to gifts on Eric's camera

8:15: AL wanting everyone to know that some fire pit thing that they didn't end up doing (?) was her idea. But they did buy him a fire pit and Rickie seems pleased.

10:50: Starts talking about the weigh in. When she was doing Mondays she lost 8lbs in 3 days, was doing 2000 calories, etc. Was. Day 4 she fell completely off the wagon.

11::55 She let her therapist know she suffers from BED and they have been communicating about it. I feel like communicating is an interesting word to use here, so I'm assuming it's her online therapist? Not the real one she's apparently seeing?

12:04: Oh, her next therapist appointment is in a couple of days, so if that's the truth then maybe not.

12:26: Since then she's gained weight and hasn't really been on track. Colour me entirely shocked.

12:38: About a week ago she weighed 542.0. Highest ever recorded.

13:04: She's down 4lbs. So, current weight: 538

13:24: She needs to find the determination and motivation. Madam, please see the fact that you just weighed in at 542 please and thank you.

13:35: She needs to figure out why she eats.

13:42: She has some friends starting a weight loss journey and would like to turn it into a challenge for all of them.

13:55: randomly deflects conversation into walmart crap because she's uncomfortable.

For those who don't want to bother. A week ago she was 542, now has lost 4lbs.

 

[byanyothername]

"She keeps saying 'I' when she really means 'we'!!" -AL, while Becky is showing the thoughtful gifts she made for Rickie

ETA: I wonder if Rickie knew he was being filmed by Amber's camera during the present unwrapping...

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

"She keeps saying 'I' when she really means 'we'!!" -AL, while Becky is showing the thoughtful gifts she made for Rickie

What an absolute cunt.

She only washed her hair and put on her fitbit to feel morally superior to the haydurz

Edit: hambeast admitted to being 542. Almost to 600 gorl!!!

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Poor Rickie looks suicidal sitting at that table.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Why does Amber think the cat ears look cute?

She thinks she looks like this:

When really she ends up looking like this:

 

[antifan]

When Becky holds up the completely average looking size XL shirt and Amber asks why it looks so small. She's so used to wearing tent-size clothing even an XL looks tiny to her.

 

[Owlflaps]

The thumbnail makes her look like a fat toddler, sitting at a table for adults. Actually, Rickie is the only adult there. Bless your heart, @easyaf. Your transcripts mean I don't have to watch her videos. You're a soldier.

 

[BillionaireBrat]

I swear to god, Harry Potter is the ultimate autism detector

 

[JambledUpWords]

The thumbnail makes her look like a fat toddler, sitting at a table for adults. Actually, Rickie is the only adult there. Bless your heart, @easyaf. Your transcripts mean I don't have to watch her videos. You're a soldier.

It’s truly amazing how large she is in comparison to everyone else. With the cat ears, it makes her look even more infantile. On a side note, Rickie looks miserable being in the presence of the screeching beanbag.

 

[sperginity]

:50: Starts talking about the weigh in. When she was doing Mondays she lost 8lbs in 3 days, was doing 2000 calories, etc. Was. Day 4 she fell completely off the wagon.

13:04: She's down 4lbs. So, current weight: 538

Could not even last a week eating a normal amount. Then she couldn't even last a week eating less than 3500 to keep her 8 lb loss off. She's going to die.

 

[CindyChafe]

Amber just brings down the mood of any group she's in.

Also if you remember when Kasey spoke his truth about his relationship with Amber, he wrote a list of items he was required by Amber to do for her. If you cross reference the list to the way Becky is acting, it seems Becky is following the same list. I'll have to find the screen cap of it but it's quite eerie.

Also, Amber, Becky bought you those kayuuuuut socks with grips on the bottom so your 550lb body doesn't go ass over elbows again in the middle of the night when you feed the Binge Monster. Duh.

 

[ADHD]

Am I the only one who skips through videos like this to get to the part where she gets to the point?

 

[jace821]

Wasn’t she 500 not that long ago?

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

Look at Hamber's hamb arm.... good lawd.

 

[PiggyPie]

That moment of self awareness when she says "God my face is so round and ugly"

 

[sperginity]

Wasn’t she 500 not that long ago?

Her 500 lbs vid was on 4/29.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

„I‘m down [] pounds so I‘m no longer in the 540‘s“
„I‘m down [] pounds so I‘m no longer in the 550‘s“
„I‘m down [] pounds so I‘m no longer in the 560‘s“
„I‘m down [] pounds so I‘m no longer in the 570‘s“

Congrats Amber.

Taking 1 Step forward and 5 Steps backwards.

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

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In that still she looks like someone used Photoshop's warp function to grotesquely widen a normal person's body.

Am I the only one who skips through videos like this to get to the part where she gets to the point?

So... you skip the entire video?

 

[Kelly Bundy]

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It’s truly amazing how large she is in comparison to everyone else. With the cat ears, it makes her look even more infantile. On a side note, Rickie looks miserable being in the presence of the screeching beanbag.

They all look like some retards at a facility.

 

[CindyChafe]

They all look like some exceptional individuals at a facility.

It's the Day Room at the Kentucky House for Misfit Queers. Rickie is the guy they hire to supervise but also be their friend... but honestly from those Rickie rants videos he kinda seems to also belong too... so, uh, yeah.

 

[RiceBall]

Guess what type of video this is? Hamber just washed her hair and couldn't be assed to brush it before recording this video. Her blubber is on full display for all to see. She thought her Fitbit was broken, but she just needed to sync it. Becky mumbles something off camera that I can't understand, but Amber explains it's Rickie's birthday (whenever that is or was), so Becky wants to show off her autistic art creations! Becky made a "BMO baux" for Rickie. I don't even know what the hell a BMO is, but the point is she did a shitty job. Becky believes sentimental gifts are the way to go because it shows she put effort and love into the gift. She also bought him a "vine quote shirt" (isn't vine "dead"?), a Beetlejuice shirt, the "9 to 5" movie, a drawing with a lot of cartoons characters, a framed picture Bettie Page (Of course Amber harps up about being tired of Becky saying "I" bought this, instead of "we". Gotta take some credit somehow.), a framed picture of a portrait of Stevie Nicks, and a framed picture from the Rocky Horror Picture show. From hearing the difference between Amber and Eric speaking in the background, it really shows how loud, ignorant, and attention seeking Amber is. The cake is a Hogwarts' styled cake. I'm surprised that the 2 big gals bought a cake so small. I looks a bit cheap, though I would probably eat a piece while stoned. Also, a 27 y/o woman wearing cat ears at 4:25. At 5:20, Amber tries to make wax melts that are already being sliced up sound like the most crazy thing ever. I guess it looking like an already sliced up cake is what puts her into a frenzy.

Finally a Rickie sighting at 5:45. You can tell he's disgusted by Amber's presence and can barely look at her. He ignores her every time she speak (except for one question), despite how fucking loud and obnoxious she is. He can barely muster up any excitement from all of these gifts he would've probably liked 10-15 years ago, except for the fire pit, which was the only useful item he received.

A jump cut to a new scene where Hamber claims they came back from dinner (which she didn't vlog) and they're going to surprise Rickie with the cake. Rickie comes into the room and the trio proceed to sing him happy birthday waaay off key and uninspired, just like how Rickie is uninspired by the Harry Potter themed cake. Hamber asks Rickie if the cake is c-yoot, but the scene ends before we see him ignore her question.

Amber claims after her live weigh in a few weeks ago, she lost 8 pounds in 3 days, which of course she didn't vlog. On day 4, she lost control and allegedly gave into the binge monster. Blames it on BED and will talk to her therapist in a few days. Her weight has been up and down, mostly up of course. A week ago (whenever that was) she weighed 542, but "now" she weighs 538. Amber's glad she's no longer in the 540s.....HAHAHAHA, like that won't happen again. It's like if a prostitute said they are glad they are std-free now or a woman with 6 unplanned kids claiming she's done having kids. Amber doesn't find being a death fat enough motivation to lose weight. She doesn't understand why she sabotages herself so much. She gunna figure this out and gunna overcome it. She knows some other fatties that are trying to lose weight, so maybe a weight loss challenge between them will motivate her. Becky also bought some cyoot socks from Walmart for Amber. Hopefully they provide enough circulation to her feet for her diabetes. Fin.