"Stupid hick eats until her womb detonates and pays way too much because she refused to insure her dumb fat ass" doesn't have the baller ring to it that Amber seems to think it does.
Pink scrunchy paired with matching earrings and eyelashes that don’t fit? That’s a Target night out. She’s such white trash.Amber looks like someone’s meemaw who got all gussied up for a night out at the local Walmart
A psych evaluation is just one thing you have to do, You have to have a series of tests prior to surgery, ( sleep apnea testing, EGD, US screening of your gallbladder and liver, cardiac clearance, nutrition consulting for 3-6 visits)-and you have to go on a diet to shrink your liver.Jeeeeeeezzz, can we please pause for a second in awe of this triple almost quadruple chin she is sporting?!
I was disappointed that she didn't claim she clapped with excitement when doctor told her she got to get her mentulz under control before they would even consider her for WLS. As if haaayduuurs weren't telling her for the longest time.
I was thinking that she would have something up her sleeve when she announced upcoming weight loss video and I was thinking for quite some time she is aiming at WLS, no matter that she claimed that she would never want to do it. However, I thought that the hospitals will just do it if someone comes in and wants to pay cash, and cash is cash and hospitals have to make profit just like everybody else. So I cannot hide my schadenfreude to learn the news that it did not go as smooth for Teflonlynn as usual. And she still could be lying when she claims she signed a check to pay for the WLS straight forward out of pocket, not buying it.
Maybe boring af Big City AL saga could deliver some unintended surprise lulz.
she should try to get a gastric balloon before trying to get full wls, patients are not put all the way under to put those in. It is filled with inert gas and takes up room in the stomach to limit food intake.That's the only way I can see her losing weight.