Bitch would need some industrial measuring tape or to glue 3 of them together to get around that girth.
This would explain the fucking timelineAt this point I'm convinced that Amber has been dead for weeks and her goarlfrehnd is collecting the YouTube bux until she runs out of videos to upload. Get ready for a deathfat cannibalism feast, Slaton's will be invited soon to make sure nobody finds Amber's corpse.
People are comparing Amber to the slatons and saying that if they've lived this long then so can she, but I genuinely think that at this point the slatons are healthier than Albert. They're just more disfigured and uglier than she is so it may not look that way to someone who's not familiar with Amber and her bullshit. She's definitely over 600 at this point and is barely clearing 5'3. The hooves are becoming actual pig trotters and the toes are rapidly drifting apart. The beetus brown tint is getting darker by the minute. Her neck is literally non existent, her shoulders and head are practically a triangle. That tube of fat around her throat is slowly suffocating her. She is well on her way to death. We will be getting pillow mountain torrid hauls and mookbongs, and maybe footage of Twinkie stooor using Amber as a heating pad. That's about it.She dun goofed wearing clothes with the weigh-in. She forgot that the only reason she was pointing the camera at the ceiling was because she was naked. Now she's not naked and has no excuse for not showing the scale, and STILL points it at a ceiling.
Anyway, doesn't really matter. Nobody believes her bullshit anyway since we have eyes. Her breathing is getting noticeably labored, the Acanthosis Nigricans is spreading to her wrists now, and her arms grew wings. This gorl has no rock bottom. As someone said recently: lying, manipulating and failing is kind of her brand.
All she's successfully done with her life is monetize her own failure. And I bet she's fucking proud of that too, since she takes pride in exclusively stupid shit. ("Look, this chair with ARMS didn't collapse under the weight of me. So proud.")
I'm genuinely curious how she'll spin the narrative, when she's physically incapable of leaving her bed for any length of time. The only change of scenery we'll be treated to is whatever Becky shows us on errand runs.
Lookin' grim, guise.
She was "560" in January. So in 7 months She has only gained maybe 10 pounds according to her and maintained that weight. This is what were looking atAnyone got some comparison pictures of every time she claimed to be around this weight? I'm sure they would be very revealing.
Just watch a couple of Eric's recent vlogs. Heavily recommend watching on mute because he's insufferable, but his vlogs are pretty up to date and she is fucking MASSIVE.At this point I'm just waiting for her backlog of videos to run out so we can see how fat she really is.
It makes no sense. For someone her size, she should be rapidly dropping in the beginning. Rapidly. Why does she think Dr. Now sets goal of like 60 elbees in the first 1-2 months?really fucking hate how she finds excuses to not lose TOO MUCH at first. the only way you can put those lbs back up if you "restrict yourself too much" if you start picking up bad eating habits again.
CICO doesn’t let you it whatever you want. Sure, you can technically eat 1 lbs of sugar to get your calories but you’ll be hungry all day long. Sugar doesn’t fill you up for long. When you do CICO, you quickly realize you have to eat a lot of low-calorie foods to fill your stomach and avoid overeating calorie-dense ones.
400 kcal of bananas is preferable on CICO to 400 kcal of chocolate bars because the bananas have a lot of fiber which fills you up and keeps you full for longer.
WW is just a shittier form of CICO that repackages calories into points and of course wants you pay for their “hard” work. You could achieve the exact same result by counting calories instead. Actually you could most likely get better results since some of their choices are questionable.
So she gained, lost the same 5 lb that don't mean anything as always, and is now right back where she started. She's stuck in a fucking loop that won't end until she dies.