WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | DAYS 11-20 - 8/11/2019 - (Day 54 of this 100-Day Nightmare)

Strawberry Pocky

If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.
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I've never understood the disgusting, unwarrented amount of pride that Big Ham takes in her filthy, poop-streaked dandruff hair. Why, because its long? Big deal, when its constantly dirty, stinky, dripping grease, crawling with nits & bugs, and 99% of the time its wound up in a re.tarded looking rat's nest of a shit bun anyway? Has anyone EVER explained to her that the length of her hair is literally pointless if nobody can ever actually see how long it really is? Your whole fat, blubbery moon head is exposed when your hair is pulled up like that, dummy.
 

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I've never understood the disgusting, unwarrented amount of pride that Big Ham takes in her filthy, poop-streaked dandruff hair. Why, because its long? Big deal, when its constantly dirty, stinky, dripping grease, crawling with nits & bugs, and 99% of the time its wound up in a re.tarded looking rat's nest of a shit bun anyway? Has anyone EVER explained to her that the length of her hair is literally pointless if nobody can ever actually see how long it really is? Your whole fat, blubbery moon head is exposed when your hair is pulled up like that, dummy.
You're not wrong, but cutting her hair off won't necessarily make things any better. Just look at Amy Slaton. Her hair is short and just as nasty as Amber's.

She should cut it off though, so we can see if she's got a roll on the back of her head like Amy.
 

Strawberry Pocky

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You're not wrong, but cutting her hair off won't necessarily make things any better. Just look at Amy Slaton. Her hair is short and just as nasty as Amber's.

She should cut it off though, so we can see if she's got a roll on the back of her head like Amy.
Oh friend, we all seen that ever-growing buffalo hump. Lol
 

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Not sure about anyone else, but ice cream would be the last thing I would eat after getting a tooth pulled. Aren't you supposed to stay away from really hot/cold foods? Eating freezing cold sugary ice cream is a great way to save your teeth 👍

Here's some soft and relatively "healthy" food she could have ate - Soup, Beans, Noodles, Rice, Porridge, Eggs. Or hey, maybe avoid eating all together but then she won't hit her 10k daily calories.
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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Considering how much she dramatized a fucking UTI, I don't believe for a second she got a tooth pulled. She would've made a huge deal out of it. Now of course, given her timeline fuckery there may well be videos (old footage) coming in the future where she goes into more detail about what happened. But we already know what happened directly after the alleged tooth situation: She ate like an absolute hog. It doesn't make sense that someone who just had oral surgery would behave like that.

I'm surprised more people aren't questioning this tbh. People made a much bigger deal about her stupid wommart shopping spree haul.
 

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Duh
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Not sure about anyone else, but ice cream would be the last thing I would eat after getting a tooth pulled. Aren't you supposed to stay away from really hot/cold foods? Eating freezing cold sugary ice cream is a great way to save your teeth 👍

Here's some soft and relatively "healthy" food she could have ate - Soup, Beans, Noodles, Rice, Porridge, Eggs. Or hey, maybe avoid eating all together but then she won't hit her 10k daily calories.
Hamberlynn "soft food diet" consisting in loads of mash potato w/cheese, mac n cheese, noodles soup and ice cream, show how terrible of a mother she would be, also give us a big insight of how fun her after bariatric surgery diet is gonna be.
She could have any mashed vegetable (carrots, sweet potato, cauliflowers, peas, squash, broccoli , etc) and any lean meat/onions in the blender, also mashed apples, bananas, pear...
The fruits and vegetables she fought her doctor to have.
 
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Hamberlynn "soft food diet" consisting in loads of mash potato w/cheese, mac n cheese, noodles soup and ice cream, show how terrible of a mother she would be, also give us a big insight of how fun her after bariatric surgery diet is gonna be.
She could have any mashed vegetable (carrots, sweet potato, cauliflowers, peas, squash, broccoli , etc) and any lean meat/onions in the blender, also mashed apples, bananas, pear...
The fruits and vegetables she fought her doctor to have.
Yeah, this is why I've given up on Hamber. She can't control herself. She has no shame, absolutely no willpower, and refuses to tell the truth, even to herself. If you can't be honest with yourself, then good luck. You're officially fucked. I've been wanting to believe that maybe she had a chance, but... No, lol.
 

Birthday Dickpunch

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Mmmmm I liked the bit where she says she's weighing in daily, unless she's not near a scale.


... or she forgets
... or she "forgets"
... or Becky fucks it up by bringing her food
... or she's wearing clothes already
... or hey shut up you weren't supposed to remember I'm doing this
... or why does everything have to be about my weight can't we talk about something else
... or what about this other 100 day challenge I'm doing that instead
... or screw you guys I'm taking a break for my mental
... or watch this highly requested clickbait instead
 

L_I_F_T_E_D

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TOTALLY forgot that something was MISSING from this video!

In WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | DAYS 1-10, we have a note:
"- Admits to going over points ALL of Week 1 on WW, so her goal is to "fail less" for Week 2 in terms of points."

Here we are, in WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | DAYS 11-20 and there is NO mention of her Weight Watchers Login Goal, mentioning tracking all of her food, and telling us how she did in POINTS!

Which do we think is the more likely scenario?
1) She has been tracking, but SHE "forgot" to tell us because it's bad.
2) She just stopped tracking and hopes WE all forgot.
 

Diet Coke 4 Life

When I peek, it is in the line of duty.
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Which do we think is the more likely scenario?
1) She has been tracking, but SHE "forgot" to tell us because it's bad.
2) She just stopped tracking and hopes WE all forgot.
Definitely number 2.

Must admit, sometimes when one's a bit wasted one does forget about all things Amberlynn.

It took every ounce of self control I have no to make a 'Romulan Ale' Star Trek joke. :autism:
 
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