I've never understood the disgusting, unwarrented amount of pride that Big Ham takes in her filthy, poop-streaked dandruff hair. Why, because its long? Big deal, when its constantly dirty, stinky, dripping grease, crawling with nits & bugs, and 99% of the time its wound up in a re.tarded looking rat's nest of a shit bun anyway? Has anyone EVER explained to her that the length of her hair is literally pointless if nobody can ever actually see how long it really is? Your whole fat, blubbery moon head is exposed when your hair is pulled up like that, dummy.