WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE & TORRID HAUL!!!!!! - 11/11/18 -

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The pink sweater, matching scrunchie, the nose ring....
Looking as porcine as possible!

She's out of breath just talking.

Get in your shoes? Those flats are like bowls, most people can't fit in your triple-wide shoes.

Why does she need to buy all of Torrid's stock unless she's outgrowing her clothes at mach speed? It's all tacky.

Floral outfits on her scream 'old lady'.

"Unless you're going to a job interview... don't wear a bikini!"
>job
>bikini
Oh, Amberlynn...
 

pecansandies

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Islamic Content in this video:
  • our gorl got super anxiety after uploading a subway mukbang on the heels of 2 crying videos about wanting to change and lose weight. Can't imagine why!
  • Bought more fashion tarps from torrid to match her scrunchies
  • mentions that torrid is expensive. needed 40 yards of stretch floral fabric to make 1 skater dress tends to jack the price up
  • Amberlynn shows off several dainty dresses/shirts that are so large that the full product can't be shown - might have to invest in a wide-angle lense for them hauls, gorl
  • sharing more of her 23 reasons for her fatty choices: #4 daily activities (even though she doesn't do anything) #5 travelling (even though she never goes anywhere) #6 health (even though she makes excuses for all her glaring health warnings) #7 doesn't want to leave loved ones behind (even though all her loved ones are just an audience in her theatre) #8 creative/clothes expression (even though she single handedly keeps torrid's floral horrors in business) #9 not be in pain (have more mukbangs to ease that pain gorl) #10 prove everyone wrong (NEVER. GOING. TO. HAPPEN.)
  • the person she is on the outside doesn't "replect" the person she is on the inside (hint: both are manipulative fat people)
  • "I'm not trying to justify my actions" (re: subway mukbang)....literally does nothing but justify it
  • wants us to think "maybe she knows what she's talking about" - she has gained over 100lbs on her WEIGHT LOSS channel

What's a Torrid? Is that like a junk sale for Kentucky?
fashion tablecloths with armholes, and a really good marketing department
 
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formerfatcow

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If you don't want to sit through this steaming pile of excuses with some fail sauce on top she says she "now" weighs 543.0 at the 13:00 mark.

And she credits the weight loss to stopping lexapro because lexapro gave her increased appetite. “Which is really weird to me because I didn’t really get any of the other symptoms that Lexapro is supposed to give out.”

The possible side effects of a medication are not a checklist of symptoms the medication is “supposed to give out”.

She also says being in a calorie defecit will make her lose weight, which is true. But then she goes on to say how her Fitbit tells her exactly how many calories she’s burning, which isn’t necessarily true. Fitbits are not exact medical devices. If she eats up to her TDEE according to her Fitbit she will be overeating. Fitbits are notorious for overestimating calories burned.
 

DubbleBubble

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I have a few things I need to mentally unpack from this one.

1. The actual weigh-in, IF she's to be believed... is nothing, at her weight increments less than 10 pounds could just be her shitting out the mountains of food she's eaten. She's acting like it's a big accomplishment and she's actively planning on binging the holidays away so we all know where this is going.

2. The fact that she put the thought of dying and LEAVING THE DOG ALONE was higher priority to her than Becky says more than words, that thumb is just a food-slave and nothing more.

3. The complaints of anxiety and depression and lack of motivation. She says she has NO IDEA what could possible be causing it... It's not like she made a big to-do of going off her meds a few videos ago or anything.

And finally she still insists that she knows whats best for weight loss for someone her size as she consistently gains and gains and gains. I'm both frustrated and fascinated as I sit back, watching the train zooming towards the unfinished tracks over a cliff.
 

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Someone looking to become Becky's replacement?
 

Guardsman42

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"I'm not binging as much as I usually do."

Sounds good! I know that some doctors may disagree, but I think that morbidly obese people with binge eating disorder or a possible food addiction deserve to binge a little bit. That would be like telling an alcoholic or drug addict they don't get a "cheat day". How unrealistic guys.
If you need medical intervention to kick a habit, you don't get cheat days. Since you know, it can kill you.
 

Turd Blossom

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So I guess we can add "I'm only going to reward myself with Torrid when I've hit my weightloss goals" to the list of Amber's big plans that have fallen by the wayside.
I also love how she blames her viewers for her recent "anxiety attack" because we've somehow put soooo much pressure on her. But Amber is soldiering on, guys and pulled herself up by her bootstraps!
It's probably worth mentioning that she Snapped herself in this very outfit in a restaurant at 2am last night, so it's no real mystery why she managed to put on clothing and makeup, even though she'd like us to believe she did it for us.

So she's back to "intuitive eating" again, but don't worry guise. She knows her body and she REALLY knows what she's doing this time!
And we can just take her word for it that she's lost 10 elbees because there's no way she'd fib just to prove the haydurs wrong about that Subway sandwich!
 
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