WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE! - 4/9/2018

[C3PBRO]

 

[Mad Alice]

Am I the only one who thinks she seems under the influence of something?
Edit:
She admits she hasn't been trying because she's been waiting for the right time to lose weight??? Wtf is she serious?
Also lol:

 

[angelicbitch]

"Unfortunately I do (know what I'm talking about). But there's a disease up here that makes it to where all the knowledge I know never gets set in place."



What knowledge? Eating nothing but carbs? Ignorant shitting on keto? Making your bland slop?

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

I can't stand when she celebrates little losses such as 3lbs......3lbs? Really gorl?! You piss a pound every time you pee (if you don't believe me, try it yourself) and god knows she has more than three pounds worth of shit floating in her lower intestine. Someone her size should be MELTING the pounds off, so every time she celebrates her "little victories" it drives me insane. She's satisfied with the bare minimum.....and it reflects in EVERY aspect of her life.

Edit: My bad--I posted this before she told us that she ended up gaining 2lbs. That sounds more like it, atta gorl AL!

 

[Mad Alice]

I can't stand when she celebrates little losses such as 3lbs......3lbs? Really gorl?! You piss a pound every time you pee (if you don't believe me, try it yourself) and god knows she has more than three pounds worth of shit floating in her lower intestine. Someone her size should be MELTING the pounds off, so every time she celebrates her "little victories" it drives me insane. She's satisfied with the bare minimum.....and it reflects in EVERY aspect of her life.

Edit: My bad--I posted this before she told us that she ended up gaining 2lbs. That sounds more like it, atta gorl AL!

That's what I said in the comments, you lose 3lbs after taking a shit.. "*claps* yay!!!" Lmfao

 

[Octomet]

This video: I'm a food addict. I love food.

An earlier video: You DO NOT get to this weight because you love food. It just doesn't happen.

Okay then.

 

[Owlflaps]

Lol, she flips the scale thinking that we can't properly read her weight. Also, @7:35 she just admitted she was 500 elbees, dumb cunt.

 

[pickleniggo]

She’s so infuriating in these weigh in vids.

If she feels he problem is in her head, get some fucking mental help and stop using YouTube as your go to guide on how to lose weight and live healthy. Watching other people lose weight doesn’t count as exercise.

Btw nice tangent on the scale not showing loss but instead seeing it in your measurements. Amber needs to cut the shit and realize that no one’s buying her bullshit attempts to throw us off.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

Btw nice tangent on the scale not showing loss but instead seeing it in your measurements. Amber needs to cut the shit and realize that no one’s buying her bullshit attempts to throw us off.

Right?! Who the hell is she trying to fool...? Oh that's right. Herself.

 

[WestWard3132]

 

[Long time lurker]

Also lol:

When I do those blow-by-blow posts I end up pausing the videos a lot. I have NEVER been able to get a decent still of Amber. There is always something bizarre going on with her face.

Btw nice tangent on the scale not showing loss but instead seeing it in your measurements.

Is she implying that she's exercising? This is the only instance where I see people say that they haven't lost weight (or even that they gained a little), but that their clothes are looser or their measurements are smaller (because muscles weight more than fat, and when you exercise you lose fat and gain muscle).

 

[C3PBRO]

Jesus fuck, it's like a compilation vid of every bit of weight loss advice and motivational pinterest quotes she's regurgitated throughout the years.

Spoiler: and it'd be incomplete without

 

[plant boy]

"I'm a food addict"
>doesn't read the farms tho

honestly guise she just came to that revelation on her own. she's just so introspective and good at self crit.

 

[NQ 952]

"Unfortunately I do (know what I'm talking about). But there's a disease up here that makes it to where all the knowledge I know never gets set in place."

I had to listen to that for myself. Holy shit that belongs in the amberisms thread.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Fuuuuck she's looking extra haggard in this one. Those piggy little eyes. Ew.

 

[Rebel Scum]

buff-et

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Fat

 

[Rebel Scum]

I don't even know what to say about this one. I feel like she has made this same video 10 times.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

"I haven't really been trying, I know what I need to do to do this, and I plan on doing that this week."

Same shit, different day.

 

[WestWard3132]

She is successful guise. She is drinking water...gallons of water!