Weird/Jarring/Ghetto names. - Mercedes, Ebony, Tyrion! Dinner is ready y'all

[Dildo]

I'm a traditionalist who tends towards names from one side of the family or where you live. I'm the latter, I'm not white but I have a French name because I was born in France (and to date nobody there can pronounce my Far Eastern grandparents names so even they don't use them) I don't think it's racist to think this.

Joining us this week at work is a white girl with a very Japanese first name. She talks a lot, both sides of her family are native to the UK and as far as she knows all of them are from one of these islands. She's not the first; the black women I've met have had even wackier ones, some of which barely make any sense in the language they're supposedly from (one girl from a college job in my final year was literally called "Pheasant" in Igbo).

Seriously. The fuck is it with naming your kids after a blonde ho on a fantasy series who rides dragons or after fugs you saw in a shitty 00's vampire romance.

Maybe I'm just a bigot.

 

[Wooper]

Weirdest name I have come across was Ledasha, but it wasn't spelled like that. That almost seems like a normal name. It was spelled Le-a. Not Lea, like Lee, but Le-a. You pronounce the fucking dash in their stupid ass name! I have never seen another name like it. If you were wondering, yes she is black & yes she grew up in a ghetto area. Despite having a ratchet ass name she isn't ratchet, she's quite collected & cute too.

 

[Franjevina]

I stopped reading at " i'm not white '"


fucking nigger

 

[Autisimodo]

I've noticed a trend among certain White people who name their kids something like Haley, but spell it like "Hayleigh".

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I stopped reading at " i'm not white '"

fucking nigger

do you ever get tired of going for this sort of low hanging fruit?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Weirdest name I have come across was Ledasha, but it wasn't spelled like that. That almost seems like a normal name. It was spelled Le-a. Not Lea, like Lee, but Le-a. You pronounce the fucking dash in their stupid ass name! I have never seen another name like it. If you were wondering, yes she is black & yes she grew up in a ghetto area. Despite having a ratchet ass name she isn't ratchet, she's quite collected & cute too.

If you're going to pretend to be friends with one of the oldest ratchet name memes online (which is considered fake anyway) you probably picked the wrong place to do it.

 

[Dildo]

I stopped reading at " i'm not white '"


fucking nigger

I'm sorry cracker, I can't hear you over the sounds of my grades.

mai argebra brings arru the girrs tū the yard, and they're rike; itsu bettteru than yours. Damn right, itsu betteru than yours.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Don Per-John. It's after the champagne Dom Perignon.

 

[Chan Fan]

Literally all four of the worst ghetto names I've ever heard were all really nice people so I almost feel bad about posting their names, but the topic is about their names and not their character so I'll post them anyway :p

Tatron (tuh-tron)
Sha'Linda
Sharika (shuh-ree-kah)
Mi'Chanel (my-shuh-nel)

 

[JULAY]

If you're going to pretend to be friends with one of the oldest ratchet name memes online (which is considered fake anyway) you probably picked the wrong place to do it.

I was waiting for someone to bust out those old standbys Lemongelo and Orangelo.

 

[Arcturus]

Shareeka. I went to school with this girl and never heard the name anywhere else. It always struck me as odd. Yet it suited her somehow because she was absolutely fucking crazy.

Edit: I should read previous posts.

 

[Wooper]

If you're going to pretend to be friends with one of the oldest ratchet name memes online (which is considered fake anyway) you probably picked the wrong place to do it.

I was waiting for someone to bust out those old standbys Lemongelo and Orangelo.

Shhhhh! Don't spoil it for people who haven't heard of it, that's like saying Santa isn't real to a kindergarten class. My sister swears that she has met a Le-a though & I tell her its just a joke to highlight that black people name their kids stupidly.

 

[Oglooger]

I have a common name yet I remember a Wendy's employee managed to mispell my name in the most ghetto way possible
I never knew my name could have that many vowels and z's.

 

[Chan Fan]

never heard the name anywhere else

Except if you looked two posts before yours :p

 

[Clown Baby]

I know a woman with the last name Brown who named her 3 kids Mahogany, Hennessy and Man, respectively. Mahogany Brown is obviously a ridiculously redundant name, and naming your kid after an alcohol is trashy as fuck, but naming your only boy "Man" is probably the dumbest thing I ever heard of.

 

[BingBong]

Dontravious

 

[MalWart]

Someone actually named their child Shithead (pronounced "shi-teed"), I'm not even kidding.

 

[Womanhorse]

I knew someone named La'queefah growing up. Her mom allegedly named her after Queen Latifah but "with her own special twist". She hated it so much she had it legally changed once she moved out on her own.

 

[UnKillShredDur]

Someone actually named their child Shithead (pronounced "shi-teed"), I'm not even kidding.

Oh man, that takes me back...

 

[Looney Troons]

Where it’s super funny to make fun of nigger names, I find the bastardization of normal words as names by white people far worse these days. You expect a nog to be named Tyronadeshariel, but white people are naming their children Déstineigh and similar is just fucking odd to me. Adding random accents and ‘eigh’s. It’s like there’s a competition to pad out the length of names or something.