Weird People You Went To School With - And where they are today

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I had several, but I’ll start with this one teacher we had. He was a PE teacher, pretty hot-tempered and, kids being kids, they’d constantly wind him up by, e.g., pretending not to understand what he said.

We had this one guy who was on the fringes of the unpopular kids, kind of a dork but enough of a clown that people didn’t entirely hate him. He of course joined in messing around with this teacher.

Except one day he went too far. Just kept screwing around. The teacher was really, really pissed off, just totally losing his shit, absolutely volcanic. The rest of us decided to start behaving, but not this kid. He asked this question that was really, obviously, deliberately dumb and the teacher just grabbed him, threw him to the ground and basically just started kicking the shit out of this little 14-year-old for about thirty seconds. When he’d finished, he told the kid to run around the football pitch, but the kid instead ran right off school premises.

The teacher had this “oh shit, what have I done?” expression, but you can bet we were good as gold for the rest of the lesson. Unsurprisingly, that teacher was not invited to continue his employment at the school.
 

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I know a lot of weird people from school. Most of them seemed normal at first, but showed their weirdness at some point.

When I was 12 or something we were going to act in a play, Romeo and Juliet. There was some girl that wanted to be Juliet but it had been filled out, so she tried to convince the teacher to make another character, named Kaitlyn.
She even made a dumbass script, basically Juliet would be crowned queen of the ball and then Kaitlyn would congratulate her but accidentaly met Romeo and fell in love with him (in 2 seconds). Then she asked him to marry her, he said no, so she ran away to the Priest and said that she wanted to be happy. He gave her poison, she drank it without knowing it was poison and died. Plot twist? the priest was actually... JULIET!!

She gave us all a copy of the script and I still have it to this day..
 

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We had this other teacher, who was (and still is) actually quite a respected historian with several published books to his name. He was also the creepiest, most obvious closet case I've ever encountered. He was married (to a woman), but was absolutely obsessed with attractive men. Whenever our history lessons dealt with a good-looking man, it would screech to a halt while this guy explained to us how attractive this man was and which features were most shapely. He also had a distressing habit of calling anyone, male or female, "little slut." It was a different time.
 

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I know a lot of weird people from school. Most of them seemed normal at first, but showed their weirdness at some point.

When I was 12 or something we were going to act in a play, Romeo and Juliet. There was some girl that wanted to be Juliet but it had been filled out, so she tried to convince the teacher to make another character, named Kaitlyn.
She even made a dumbass script, basically Juliet would be crowned queen of the ball and then Kaitlyn would congratulate her but accidentaly met Romeo and fell in love with him (in 2 seconds). Then she asked him to marry her, he said no, so she ran away to the Priest and said that she wanted to be happy. He gave her poison, she drank it without knowing it was poison and died. Plot twist? the priest was actually... JULIET!!

She gave us all a copy of the script and I still have it to this day..

PLEASE post this glorious fanfiction - this girl sounds like a damn legend
 

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PLEASE post this glorious fanfiction - this girl sounds like a damn legend

I only have the script of Kaitlyn’s scene, sadly.


Romeo, Juliet and Kaitlyn
(ball scene) by: Kath


(Romeu arrives to the ball)
Romeu:
Wtf? Who is that girl? Whatever, I’ll go with my girl.

Juliet: DARLING!! Guess what, I just got crowned the queen of the masked ball!

Romeo: Really, love? That’s cool

(Kaitlyn gets close to them)

Kaitlyn: Hi! My name is Kaitlyn, what’s yours

Juliet: Juliet and yours? Oh wait I forgot you already said it

Kaitlyn: hahaha. Somebody told me you were crowned queen of the masked ball.

Juliet: Yep, I was.

Kaitlyn: And who are you? (She asks, turning to Romeo).

Romeo: Ah I’m Romeo, are you knew* to the city? I never saw you here

Kaitlyn: Yeah

Romeo: I understand

(Kaitlyn falls in love)

Kaitlyn: go outside later

(Outside)

Kaitlyn: (i didn’t understand what she wrote, it was something along the lines of ‘i want to tell you something’)

Romeo: Hm

Kaitlyn: I love you, I know your with Juliet but I can’t control my heart
I love you more than anything please marry me

Romeo: sorry but Juliet is the love of my life

Kaitlyn: sorry I shouldn’t have told you that

(Kaitlyn runs away and finds the priest while looking for assistance (?))

Kaitlyn: Priest please help me I love a married (?wut) man and his name is Romeo what do I do?

Priest: Drink this and you will forget this and you will be happy for the rest of your life (gives her a glass with a liquid)

Kaitlyn: Alright.

(When kaitlyn leaves, the priest takes off his cape revealing his true identity: Juliet)

Kaitlyn: Ok I already drank it (after some seconds Juliet (? She meant Kaitlyn) falls death.

(The priest arrives)

Priest: Hahaha (evil) I gave poison to this evil colleague.”
 
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There were twins that I went to school with for 6-7 years intermittently. They were pretty nice, I was never close friends with either of them but I never heard them say or saw them do anything crappy to anyone. The odd thing about them was they'd be in school for a few months at a time then disappear until the middle of the following school year. It wasn't because they were in trouble because they never were, and they weren't from another country so they weren't traveling or living with other relatives. So in this case it wasn't them that was strange but rather their situation. I asked other people I saw talking to them if they knew why this happened and apparently the twins were pretty tight lipped about it, so I never found out. I just always hoped it was nothing bad. Didn't see them again after graduation.
 

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Kaitlyn: sorry I shouldn’t have told you that

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Everyone in my early college social circle had lolcow potential but one of them actually ended up as a footnote here.

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He was actually one of the pillars of crazy that tied the club goth, MTG, and ren faire creeper social groups together because everyone knew him. He was a spastic furry on the daily that would do shit like shout "Surprise buttsex!" and hump the jailbait that hung around the card players or show people AMV Hell 0 in public. When I knew them he and his wife weren't legally married but made a big fuss about being handfasted and lived in a neckbeard nest apartment with a dedicated WoW room and another chick that was banging them. I don't know who had the EBT card, but someone had food stamps and they would show up to the community college to play Magic and take the bare minimum of classes to keep the tuition tugboat going.

Highlights:

Was unemployed at the time and occasionally not even enrolled but showed up to the community college every damn day to play Magic.

Never trooned out, but claimed to have a chromosome mix-up that gave him real breast tissue. His wife would encourage people to grope his tits whenever this topic came up.

Had at least one well-known dick pic in circulation among the group. I do not have it, but it was usually shown by his wife.

Pulled thots of dubious age (the college had a high school dual enrollment program, and some of them ended up in our daily autism pool party) on his lap to pretend to be their boyfriend if someone from outside the group tried to talk to them to "keep them safe".

Instead of taking the rejection, would "waitlist" himself when a freshman thot wasn't down to pork an overweight, married, furry who was Wicca-married and purred at or humped them.

He and Crystal both ended up working for Wal-Mart for a while, now he works for a Tim Horton's off I-94 on the other side of the city. He cut his hair but still looks like Chris-Chan's long lost cousin, his wife porked up and looks more like a Hutt than a big tiddy goth gf. They have a different poly wife and she is also now pregnant.

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My town was mostly blue collar, not white collar, so lots of exceptional individuals, and due to rampant alcohol abuse, was a gong show of drama. (Still is, really)

I was probably the "weird kid" in school (autism, but we didn't know it at the time) but there are a few notables:

One ginger kid would do prank calls in fake East Indian voice and once drew "Harbie the Hindu" in the dust on a classmate's car. (Harbie's family was Sikh, not Hindu , but then again this is an area that has an erroneously-nicknamed 'Hindu Heights' where a large number of Sikhs live.) I once chanced upon the ginger's LinkedIn recently and found him doing the same dumbass kind of shit as the person who was fired for trolling that one plane crash story on the news (the one where alleged crew members in an asian airliner were named "Ho Lee Fuk", "Sum Ting Wong" and other autistic shit like that). If Tumblrites got hold of him they'd tear him apart for "racism".

Another kid was one of a set of twins, and apparently he was the evil twin because one time, after high school, after doing pot, cocaine, and booze all at once he completely flipped the fuck out and very nearly killed his aunt because he was hearing voices telling him to do it. Before that he played a lot of videogames but his brother was better than him at that. He was literally banned from the area. I dunno what became of him after that.

Another, was what was called a "Shrub". Back in the late 80s in middle school, there were kids that wore thick plaid "lumberjack" shirts like they were jackets, and went to a corner of the street near the school to smoke. Not long ago in the newspaper, this one Shrub I had art class with in Grade 9, whose probably autistic friend once pantsed a person right in class in front of everyone, got arrested for counterfeiting money. He was weird but back then I didn't really figure him for the criminal type.
 
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I went to middle/high school with a girl named Jen (only she spelled it Jynn) who I thought was cool when we were teenagers but as an adult I realize was very troubled and probably pretty mentally ill, as the stuff she did "for attention" never quite went away. She fell into the 'art-goth' category. She got in trouble for dumb stuff, such as not doing extremely easy work in classes in favor of talking to herself or drawing or just talking about how the work was stupid (so nothing that required and real effort, just stuff like 'do the worksheet and turn it in and you get credit.') One time I asked her to come over and the anytime I'd say something to her she'd say, "Why are you talking to me? I'm not really here." And I thought it was funny but now I know it was probably just something for her to do to get out for a while and she didn't really want to hang out with me at all.

In high school Jynn did the same stuff and didn't grow as a person, just had the same blank expression and semi-smile when she thought she was being funny. The only time I ever saw her have any emotion was when her boyfriend broke up with her and she cried but still looked pretty blank. I asked one of her close friends to see if she'd been more expressive around her and she told me that Jynn was always like that. I saw her twice as an adult and she was pretty much the same but had a long-term relationship and had recently bought a house.

I thought of another one, didn't want to forget.

Went to high school with Joe, who is another interesting character that I didn't think was weird until way after high school ended, upon deeper reflection. It was my first year of high school so I was 14, and he was a senior who failed a few times and was 20. There really wasn't anything weird about how he looked or dressed, aside from having dandruff (which never went away) and never cleaning out his ears. He never smelled bad though. The best way I could describe how he looked is that he always wore black shirts, black jeans, black boots and had long hair and a beard. He was always nice to me but always did one very strange thing - anytime he hugged me, as soon as we let go of each other, he'd smack my butt and run away. Remember the age difference.

At the time I was actually pretty flattered and liked the attention but then I met his girlfriend and felt sort of weird about him doing it, especially since he didn't seem to care about her feelings. The reason for their eventual breakup ended up involving him not paying attention to her, which shocked no one in our friend group.

He came to school one day and told people his step-dad "grounded" him because he found a bunch of spanking porn on the computer. Joe said "a hacker must have downloaded it to the computer" which is not only what he told the step-dad but also all of his friends, who actually would have never found out about any of it had he not told everyone. So he could have avoided all of the embarrassment the situation brought by just not talking about it but he did anyway for some reason. And he would tell unusual lies, stuff like that he worked out all the time at a place called "Trenchcoat Ditch" (a literal drainage ditch) where he was learning martial arts and that his stomach (he was just a little overweight and it only showed in his stomach) was "solid muscle" from training.

And once I invited him to my house (maybe three miles distance from his) and I assumed because of his age he could drive, but he said "I guess I'll ride my bike there" and never showed up.

I didn't talk to him after he graduated, but found out from a mutual friend he got married to a girl who looks suspiciously like (but isn't) his high school GF. He looks exactly the same, too.
 
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I went to school with a guy named Justin. Justin was weird because he didn't give a shit. He did shit just to make people laugh and to piss off the teachers. He was kind of on the fringe of every group no one could really put up with him for a very long time. Though Justin did something i'll never forget. We had this English teacher who was easily the worst high school teacher I ever had. every year she picked 5-6 girls to be her pets. They were always the most popular and pretty girls. She ignored the rest of the class in favor of them. Everyone knew it and hated her for it. One day Justin came into her class wearing a tube top, a mini skirt, an extremely visible thong, thigh high vinyl boots and makeup straight out of a drag show. It took her 45 minutes to notice, and she only noticed then because we couldn't stop laughing and one of her pets had to point him out to her. she got mad and drug him to the office. he came back after ten minutes. She was gone the rest of class. He said he told the principle he did it so hopefully she would make him one of her pets. the principle asked him to change because he was in violation of the dress code. then asked her why it took her 45 minutes to notice a student dressed that way. Justin seems to have a pretty normal life hes married and works on a car lot.
 

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Twins. Man we had like 6 sets of twins in my graduating class of about 700 kids. They were all girls, too. Most were cool, two black girls that were both track stars, there was a pair of islander ones where one was really pretty and her sister was fat but really sweet, we had a mulatto set where their dad was white and their mom was black, both of them were hippie stoners, but the one set I'll never forget were these two white girls who were 100% identical and one was a complete sociopath. She would tell teachers in her sister's classes to eat shit or go fuck themselves without ever having interacted with them herself. She would actively go out to try and get her sister's boyfriends/crushes/whatever to fuck her after learning her sister liked them. She'd start fights with trashy chicks while saying she was her sister. Just horrible nightmarish shit an "Evil Twin" from a shitty TV drama would do. It was extra fucked up because their dad was one of the guidance counselors and their mom had died a few years prior in a car wreck that also killed their younger brother, so the shitty one would just wallow in that when confronted with any evidence of her bullshit.

The nicer twin is a dental hygienist that got two very visible tattoos right after she turned 18 to make sure people wouldn't confuse them anymore. I still have some contact with her because she married a friend of mine's older brother and they had a few kids.

The shitty one joined the Navy and got kicked out after a short while for getting caught with a lot of drugs, became a carnie for a bit and then did 7 years in prison when she was caught trying to haul 5 illegals to Northern California in her Chevy Cobalt and is now married to some biker in some trailer park outside Tampa
 
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My senior year of high school brought about my time as a teacher's aide during at the end of my day and it was awesome. The first month the teacher didn't actually have a class so it was just me hanging out with a teacher I liked and we talked the whole time. Mostly it was filing old papers and sometimes I was by myself in the room, a nice quiet room all to myself.

But not everything that awesome was meant to last. The teacher ended up getting a class during that period due to overcrowding. It wasn't as lame as I thought. I graded papers and recorded grades and since it was a remedial English class there were a lot of kids from a lower-class background - in other words, people I'd pretty much known my entire life :p

AND THEN...one kid had to screw it all up. And his name was Josh. No, not null. Josh was a very light-skinned black kid. He was a weirdo and none of the other kids liked him. He did it to himself, honestly. First off, he wore a suit every day. The school had a dress code but no uniforms so he wasn't in violation of anything. The suit was khaki plaid, so an eyesore. He would wear a band shirt rather than a dress shirt but they were never bands anyone had heard of. He said he liked "emo punk" and always bragged to people about how he wasn't a Nazi and hated them so much. It got warm out and he cut the sleeves off of his suit jacket, then he bleached his afro.

He started getting in trouble and the principal in charge of discipline got tired of Josh's crap. So when Josh put a giant swastika with a red slash mark over it, an anti-Nazi statement, he was punished for it with a week's suspension. No one, including Josh, could believe it. He shaved his bleached afro into a mohawk and got in trouble for that as well, having to shave it before coming back to school. He was loud, obnoxious and could frequently be heard talking about how he was "100% Nazi-free" (which sounds a bit like something Chris Chan would say, which makes it so much worse.) He was just downright annoying to everyone, all the time.

After I graduated I never saw him again. But the weirdest thing happened - I was talking to a guy I worked with at my retail job, who had nearly model-good looks. Most of the girls at that job had a thing for him. I randomly started talking about how weird Josh was because it's a funny story and it turned out he not only knew Josh, but thought he was one of the coolest people he'd ever met. Any attraction I may have had to my co-worker instantly vanished.
 

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I went to high school with this guy who used to wear an oversized trench coat, and high prescription glasses that made his eyes look huge. He also stank of sweat and cat piss and when people would make comments on it his excuse would be his "Severe soap allergy"

Oh yeah, and he used to smoke one native knockoff cigarette and one real brand cigarette at the same time, claiming that it made the knockoff brand taste less shitty. He was also a self proclaimed Vampire and Juggalo.

Anyways, I took a step out of my history class one day to take a piss. While I was pissing I felt someone grab my shoulders, I thought it was one of my friends fucking with me so I kind of laughed but then I heard his voice, "Hey man, I got something to show you."

I said "Uhh... alright? Just give me a second to finish up here bro, I'm kind of busy.

When I turned around he was pointing at his neck, which had nasty almost infected looking bite marks on it. I asked him what the fuck that was.

Him : I'm a vampire, don't you know?
Me : Aren't vampires supposed to suck the blood? Not get theirs sucked?
Him : Yeah, well I'm a donor vampire, we also rob blood banks on the weekends.
Me : Okay... cool man, well I'll see you around, I'm gonna go back to class. Good luck with all that.

I don't know where he's at today, and his facebook profile appears to be innactive over the past 8 years or so. I guess he's out doing vampire stuff or something. I'm wondering if I should try to find a good picture to post.
 
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I went to high school with this guy who used to wear an oversized trench coat, and high prescription glasses that made his eyes look huge. He also stank of sweat and cat piss and when people would make comments on it his excuse would be his "Severe soap allergy"

Oh yeah, and he used to smoke one native knockoff cigarette and one real brand cigarette at the same time, claiming that it made the knockoff brand taste less shitty. He was also a self proclaimed Vampire and Juggalo.

Anyways, I took a step out of my history class one day to take a piss. While I was pissing I felt someone grab my shoulders, I thought it was one of my friends fucking with me so I kind of laughed but then I heard his voice, "Hey man, I got something to show you."

I said "Uhh... alright? Just give me a second to finish up here bro, I'm kind of busy.

When I turned around he was pointing at his neck, which had nasty almost infected looking bite marks on it. I asked him what the fuck that was.

Him : I'm a vampire, don't you know?
Me : Aren't vampires supposed to suck the blood? Not get theirs sucked?
Him : Yeah, well I'm a donor vampire, we also rob blood banks on the weekends.
Me : Okay... cool man, well I'll see you around, I'm gonna go back to class. Good luck with all that.

I don't know where he's at today, and his facebook profile appears to be innactive over the past 8 years or so. I guess he's out doing vampire stuff or something. I'm wondering if I should try to find a good picture to post.

Yes, you should.
 

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I was a bit of an awkward teen, because I read a lot and in general (possibly correctly) felt that I was intellectually superior to most kids at my school, which naturally meant I was shunned from the popular kids' clique. I spent most of my high school days floating around the stoners, artfags (because I liked to draw) and Juggalos, and some of the other semi-outcasts who came from weird families full of alcoholics or the survivalist family kids who rode to school on dirt bikes and owned like 5 guns.

I can't say I saw a lot of weirdness, or maybe it just seems normal to me. I remember there was one retarded kid at school who we almost never saw because he was in Special Ed.
 

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