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Weird things that bug youew

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cornucopia, Aug 9, 2018.

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  1. Reply to this post with something that really messes with you. A feeling, a memory, a habit, anything. The weirder or more obscure the better.

    I'll start :
    Once when I was little a towel grazed my front teeth and every time I think of it I shudder. I also can't stand the smell and taste of kraft mac and cheese, I've eaten it once in six years.
     
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    cornucopia

    cornucopia forgive me lord, i'm back on that fuck shit

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  2. Two dry paper towels rubbing against each other
    Or a dry paper towel rubbing against anything
     
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  3. Think about chewing expanded polystyrene.
    Yeah. You're welcome.
     
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  4. The feeling when a toenail gets too long and it snags/drags on the inside of a bedsheet
     
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    The Shadow

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  5. I had a friend that would physically and verbally freak out when he heard the squeaking sound from wiping windex on glass.
    For me though, I don't have :autism:.
     
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    #5 eldri, Aug 9, 2018
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2018
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  6. Is this the official power leveling thread?!
     
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  7. Anal fissures. No sir, not for this cowboy!
     
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    #7 Testaclese Maximus, Aug 9, 2018
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2018
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  8. When people tag stuff with "scopophobia." Bitch really?
     
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  9. Scraping my teeth on non-food items (napkins, lipstick, etc.)
     
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  10. Biting on a towel.
     
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  11. Skinny anime girls with large titties, at the very least properly distribute the thicc-ness
     
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  12. Being at the YMCA, a christian organization, and seeing towel heads there.
     
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    #12 Chopinpiano, Aug 10, 2018
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2018
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  13. When you go for that last shot of whiskey only to realize that you already drank it.
     
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  14. When she claims she’s on the pill, then she hits you up for child support a year later.
     
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  15. Mothers who are far more hysterical than their kids on the bus.
     
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  16. Ever had a squeaky faucet in your home?


     
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  17. Assholes walking in front of you that veer side to side, especially when you're trying to get around them.
     
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  18. The smell of burnt toast in the morning irritates the fuck out of me.
     
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  19. thought of another one
    people who eat with their fan on, it makes everything taste gross
     
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    cornucopia

    cornucopia forgive me lord, i'm back on that fuck shit

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  20. I can't stand the sound of snoring at all, and I start going a little crazy if I can't drown it out with something or relocate to sleep somewhere else. Problem is that another weird thing that bugs me is earplugs. I can't do earbud style headphones at all becasue I hate the feeling of things in my ears. I'm trying to get over my earplug issue becasue I do enjoy going to metal concerts and would like to be able to hear shit in my 50's. Feels like I'm sticking a Ceti Eel in there, though!
     
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