Weirdest dream you've ever had? -

[AnotherForumUser]

I once had a dream that I was shooting down TIE fighters on Mars with a coach gun. I have no idea why.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I once had a dream where I rode a baby elephant at night who went Mach 5 through traffic, parked it at a nightclub and met some ladies.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The drain in my sink was a hole I could see through to the ground outside the building (the WC was on the 2nd floor). Then it was a gaping hole due to construction that I could walk through (now the bathroom was on the first floor).

Dreams can't into consistency.

edit to add: that's not the weirdest dream I've ever had by a long shot.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I had a dream I went back to high school to get a french credit (and did so in the 90s despite graduating in 2014)

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I had this dream where I hosted this huge party in a warehouse I was working at. I invited basically everyone I knew to the party, friends, family, etc. I laid out these paper plates, which I was going to put cake on.

But instead of cake, I pulled out a sack filled with spiders. They were generic, black spiders, but they were the size of the plates. I put them on all the plates and ushered in my guests.

They were all disgusted and left. idk why but I thought it was socially acceptable to feed everyone spiders, but when they reacted poorly it's like I remembered that it wasn't a socially acceptable thing to serve people spiders. I walked around the dockyard where the Warehouse was located for a while, and then I woke up.

 

[AA 102]

Note: This was a Codeine fueled fever dream.

Spoiler

I had a dream where I was having sex with my mom. Then the beeping started. I tried to turn off the alarm on my phone but no matter what I couldn't make the beeping go away. My family came in the room and started yelling at me to turn off my phone. I keep trying to silence my phone but nothing works. I keep dropping my phone. I start screaming because the beeping wont stop.

I wake up, turn the alarm on my phone off, lay back down, and think.

 

[NumberingYourState]

I've had dreams of baroque street festivals at midnight...

 

[The Dude]

I've had several.

The worst is a reoccurring dream that I've had since junior high where I get several tooth aches in my mouth. The pain and throbbing get so bad that my teeth actually crack into several pieces and fall out into my mouth.

I've also had several bad drug induced dreams/hallucinations where I believe the universe is slowing to a stop, reverses, and ends with me being dead and stuck in a perpetual Hell where I have to relieve horrible things that I have done, as well as things other people have done, to atone for my sins.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I have this reoccurring dream where I wake up in one of those long term hotels, but a shitty one. Cheap carpet, floral sofa, TV chained to the wall, and a little mini kitchen. I get upset because this is clearly not my apartment and my dogs are gone. I go outside and see that the hotel are in these long blocks on dirt lots. My boyfriend is there, and he gets angry that I'm upset about the dogs and being in some weird place. We get on his motorcycle (My boyfriend has never ridden a motorcycle) and go to look for the dogs. Riding over the dirt causes a lot of bumping and jarring, and I start gritting my teeth. At some point my teeth fuse together, and I reach up and just pull this wad of teeth out of my mouth like dentures. My tongue hangs out of my mouth and I can't talk, and my boyfriend starts yelling at me for screaming and making gross noises.

That's usually when I wake up. I have this dream at least once a week, for months now. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, considering how fastidious I am about brushing and maintaining my teeth. He sucks.